Note: I kinda dropped the first-person/Sim aspect to these stories. All anal as usual. Two long stories and one short one. The Widow/Sombra section is more light-hearted than the rest for the most part. Also, I know it has continuity issues, but just don't worry about it. The Moira section involves unrealistic, large and deep insertions. The short Widow story at the end was just something unconnected I wrote based on an amazing animation by Yeero.
~ Ashe
Ashe was glaring at me across the table, looking absolutely livid. She had every right to be. The last time we saw each other, I had crashed her heist, taken out her gang and Bob, stolen her bike and tied her up. It wasn't long before the authorities caught up with her. She wasn't happy at all seeing me again.
"McCree," she ground out.
"Ashe," I nodded back.
"What are you doing here."
"Well, when I heard you'd got yourself caught-"
"That was you're damn fault McCree! If it wasn't fer you stickin' your stupid nose in I would've been fine. Damn you McCree!"
"Well, let's not split hairs, the fact is, you're caught and I might be the only friend you got here."
Ashe had nothing to say to that, but a lot more glaring to do.
"Well," I said, ignoring her glare. "That's why I'm here. Jack's got it in his head you might be a good addition to the team despite my advice. So, Overwatch is willing to bail you outta this situation you-"
Ashe made a choking, outraged sound that cut me off.
"-That
I
got you in. The authorities have agreed to hand you over to us,
if
you agree to work with us."
Ashe paused bewildered. "I cannot believe the nerve of you McCree," she said shaking her head.
"So, is that a yes?"
"I'm gonna get you for this McCree, if it's the last thing I do... Fine, I'll join your boy scouts."
~~~
"So, uh, just so you're prepared, you should know things have changed a little at Overwatch."
"What, you get new curtains?" Ashe replied sarcastically.
"Not exactly. Mercy's got us on a new teambuilding regime. We're a lot more... closer these days."
Ashe snorted. "So you sing kumbaya around the holofire every night?"
Tired of her attitude, I decided on honesty. "No, mostly we just fuck each other a lot more."
"What?" Ashe said, with a dumbfounded expression, proving I made the right choice. I couldn't help but laugh at the sudden change.
The expression was wiped away in an instant and replaced with a familiar glare as soon as I burst into laughter.
"Go to Hell McCree."
"Well, don't say I didn't warn you."
~
I took Ashe into a meeting room with Jack where she was debriefed on what her duties now involved and how she'd be integrated into the team. Unfortunately, none of the girls were around so Ashe still thought I was lying about earlier.
I gave Ashe the tour and showed her to her quarters. Through it all, it was easy to fall back into the old rhythm of things despite not seeing each other in so long. So I chanced it.
"Hey Ashe," I said, as she was sorting her things. "How about we have some fun? Just like old times."
Ashe threw back her head and barked out laughter. She stalked up to me, wiping the tears out of her eye before giving me the bird. "In your dreams McCree," she said as she slammed the door in my face. Yup, she was definitely still ticked about the bike.
~
The next morning I found Ashe in the gym bright and early.
"Mornin' Ashe," I said.
She didn't reply except to give me a cold stare. Though thankfully she wasn't still so mad she immediately left the gym, she still stayed far away from me. We worked out quietly together for only a little while before the team's resident fitness nuts joined us. Pharah, Brigitte and Zarya walked in together like they always did for their morning workouts.
Pharah and Brigitte had gone over to the squat racks and were piling the weights onto their bars. Ashe ignored them for the most part, up until she saw what Zarya was doing. She did a double take when she saw Zarya take a trio of dildos out of her duffel bag and immediately went slack jawed. I couldn't help but laugh to see that dumbfounded expression on her face for the second time in as many times. It wasn't something I got to see often on Ashe, as cocksure and severe as she was.
She immediately snapped her head to face me as soon as she heard me start laughing. "Oh very funny McCree. How the Hell d'you talk them into this," she asked accusingly.
I shook my head. "Darling you got it all wrong," I said, pointing back at my teammates.
Zarya handed two of the toys over to the girls while keeping one for herself. Hers was obviously the most ridiculously sized one, followed by Pharah and finally Brigitte's whose toy was a far more reasonable and realistic size. The trio stripped out of their sports shorts and brought over three short stools for themselves. Ashe watched with saucer wide eyes as the girls attached their toys to their stools with the suction cups on the bottom.
Zarya waved the other two over to watch while she demonstrated the proper technique to use so they wouldn't hurt themselves. She'd recently taken on the role of personal trainer for the other two girls. Except, she wasn't helping them with strength training, it was size training; she was training them to take toys as big and as deeply as she could.
With practiced ease, Zarya hefted her bar off the rack and set the weight down on her shoulders before squatting down and impaling her ass on the monster toy. Pharah watched with jealousy as the larger Russian woman easily swallowed inch after inch while Brigitte frowned in concern. Within moments, the massive toy that looked like it was twice as big as I was settled in Zarya's guts. It was large enough that it was jostling things out of the way and leaving a very distinct, bulging outline snaking up Zarya's stomach. The Russian woman though barely seemed bothered by the demolishing toy inside her and just smiled confidently at the reaction from the other two.