All characters in this story are over 18 years of age.
A spin on The Office: Season 4, Episode 17
'Job Fair'
Michael is getting desperate. The job fair isn't yielding any candidates for Dunder Mifflin. Pam, Oscar and Darryl are just trying to stay awake while Michael is scouting out the candidates.
Michael really needs to land a candidate for the unpaid internship that Dunder Mifflin is offering. What the others don't know, is corporate mandated that all the branch managers fill the intern position or they'll be forced to lay-off one of the permanent employees, and bring in interns from corporate.
As Michael scrambles, Jim is on the golf course trying to land a sale that he really needs. Jim and Pam are having a hard time with money and desperately need Jim to make the sale.
As the job fair comes close to an end, Michael gets desperate. Then along comes Justin Paulsneck. The geeky guy shows some interest in Dunder Mifflin and Michael pulls out all the tricks. He introduces the crew.
"This is Pam Beesley, office hottie. She'll do you."
Pam and Justin were equally stunned by Michael's comment. Pam stormed off in anger and embarrassment.
"So are you interested?" Michael asked Justin.
"I'm interested in her. Will she really do me?" Justin asked.
Michael's eyes lit up and he paused as he began to think of a plan.
"Well if she does will you intern for us?" Michael asked enthusiastically.
"Uh, hell yeah I would!" Justin exclaimed.
Michael scurried off to find Pam. When he caught up to her, he stumbled over his words a bit before asking Pam if she'd agree to fuck Justin.
"Are you insane?!" Pam shoved Michael.
"No, Pam listen. I wasn't going to tell you guys this, but if I don't fill this position, I'm forced to lay someone off. And if I have to lay someone off, it'll be the person who has a job that an answering system could do. If you catch my drift."
"Oh my god Michael! I'm dating Jim and we're about to be engaged!"