The Best Sperm Ban

THIS IS A FUCKED UP FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL

(Massaging Kathie Lee's shoulders)... "You'll do great gorgeous."

(Kathie Lee looking stressed out)... "Thank you sweetheart. I know you want the best for me and I know I can do the job, but it's a lot of work... getting back into the groove here."

I was encouraging my girlfriend, Dr Kathie Lee Gifford. Her Sperm Bank has been a huge success, but she took some time off to vacation with me and she was reluctant to come back. We had a great time in Jamaica, fucking our brains out, relaxing on the beach, getting high... and drunk. We were gone a month. I'm a partner in the Sperm Bank too, so I had financial reasons for my girl to come back and get the money... and the jizz... flowing again.

I ran my hands down her chest and started massaging those 36D tits. I fucking love my woman's tits. (Squeezing them roughly)... "Mmmmmmmm... James... fuck me on my desk."

"Yes dear." (Laughing)

A few minutes later my 10 inches of thick meat was buried in Kathie Lee Gifford's luscious pussy. (Smacking her supple ass)... "Yessssssssss!! Drill me daddy!!" I thumped that 65 year old pussy like only I can... faster faster faster faster... SO FUCKING HARDDDDDDDDDDD... Kathie Lee's hanging tits jiggled wildly, her pussy squirted wildly also... all over my thumping dick.

I rubbed her hard clit faster faster fasterrrrrrrrrrr... another Big O... Drilled that juicy cunt roughly, so horny for my bitch. "YESSSSSSSSSS JAMESSSSSSSSSS... POUND MEEEEEEEEE!!" (Pounding harder, deeper) My cock worked my bitch through two more squirts... I squeezed her perfect titties... milk shot out all over her desk. I licked my finger, tasting her sweet milk.

I came fucking hard and deep, pumping a huge wad in that famous pussy. I pulled out, Kathie Lee wheeled around and knelt... sucking my jizz glazed cock clean... we know where this is going... this one's for the critics... I SHOVED DOWN HER FUCKING THROAT AND PISSED A GALLON OF WARM YELLOW URINE RIGHT DOWN HER THIRSTY THROAT.

Kathie Lee smiled up at me, those glasses on... she's such a hot bitch... I looked at her enchanting eyes, through those sexy glasses and pumped the piss down her drinking throat. She swallowed fast, drinking it down happily with a huge smile.

"Thank you baby... I needed that." Kathie Lee kept sucking my cock softly. I winked.

"Excuse me... I didn't mean to interrupt... I'm very sorry." Kathie Lee's new nurse, WWE superstar Mickie James knocked on the open door... smiling at me, when she saw my cock. She was wearing white scrubs, her top was button down... and it was buttoned down past her gorgeous 36D titties. She smiled her sexiest smile at me, slowly tracing two fingers across her big tits for me.

"It's OK Mickie." I helped Kathie Lee up. She fixed her clothes, after I sucked her milk covered titties clean. I spent a few minutes sucking them, squeezing them... drinking her milk down, eyeing Mickie, who was groping her enhanced tits for me.

"We were just spending some quiet time together." Kathie Lee told Mickie... squeezing my cock and softly jerking my half hard cock, as I tried to put it away.

"That's great... I just wanted you to know, I'm really looking forward to working for you... both of you (looking at me, ready to fuck)... this place looks great. Thank you for hiring me." Mickie smiled sweet and sexy.

"Oh... it's great to have you here... it was James' idea to hire you. He thinks you will be a huge asset for us." Kathie Lee said, rubbing my cock behind her back.

"Well... thank you James... I'll have to thank you properly." Mickie smiled so sweet... (ready to fuck me silly)

About fifteen minutes later... in the break room...

I was booty banging Mickie... that phat ass shaking as I fucking pounded it. Mickie did such a great booty shake for me, as I booty banged her silly. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... FUCK MY ASS JAMESSSSSSSSSSSSSS... FUCK IT BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!" I gave the bitch what she wanted. I groped her tits, pounder her booty, smacked it hard, over and over, watched it jiggle each time, watched it shake while I drilled it for another 30 minutes.

Mickie squirted five times. I lit a fat blunt and got faded while I got that ass. I smoked and booty banged. Mickie kept screaming and cumming. I thumped her pussy, tits and mouth too. I pimped her holes out with my big ass pimp cock... gave the bitch the royal pimp workout... fucked her hoe crazy.

I came three times... more than normal, but I wanted to fill her holes full. Mickie is a jizz whore. I blew some smoke at her and she gulped it up. She drank the load I popped in her mouth down in record time. She sucked me clean each time. I spit on her face, she licked it up happily. I pimp slapped her face a couple of times. Mickie loves rough sex. She smiled huge, loving being my hoe. Mickie pushed my jizz out of her bald pussy and phat booty, catching it in a Tupperware dish, drinking every fuckin drop down, cumming twice, as she drank down my jizz. The bitch was hooked on the King Pimp.

Mickie drank two loads of piss too. That horny bitch drank my piss, grunting and screaming in delight around my cock, the whole fuckin time. She's a hot fucking fuck toy for sure. She sucked me perfectly clean.

"Thank you for hiring me James... and thank you for the yummy cum and tasty piss... you've got the most delicious cum and piss ever darlin'." Mickie smiled her biggest and sexiest smile, as she rubbed her beautiful face all over my cock and balls.

Kathie Lee was working with her first client of the day... an 18 year old college freshman named Dan. He was happy to be at the Sperm Bank, but also nervous. Kathie Lee smiled, unbuttoning her tan blouse, showing Dan her gorgeous mature milk jugs. He immediately got an erection looking at my woman's tits... I know the fucking feeling.

Kathie Lee had her white doctor coat, a tight brown mini skirt, brown stocking and tan heels on, her hair tied up in the back and those sexy glasses on as well. Kathie Lee juggled her titties for Dan, as she unbuckled his belt and unzipped his pants. She pulled his hard as steel six inches out and stroked it. "Are you turned on by me Dan?" Kathie Lee knew the answer. She stroked his very hard cock slowly, but steadily.

"YES MA'AM! I've had a huge crush on you forever. You're gorgeous... those titties are all over my fantasies. DAMN THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL!" Kathie Lee smiled... she loves attention, especially from male fans that wanna fuck her.

"That's so sweet Dan... I'm glad you like my titties. So many men do... especially young hunks like yourself. It turns me on so much, knowing young men are jerking off to me, fantasizing about doing naughty things to me...(Kathie Lee stroked his cock faster)... it makes me so horny... Tell me Dan... what do you do to me in your fantasies?" Kathie Lee bent over and drooled spit all over Dan's throbbing young cock. She worked it in, jerking him faster. Dan moaned and smiled so happily at Dr Kathie Lee.

"Well... you suck my cock."

"Really?...you mean like this?" Kathie Lee bent down and sucked Dan's rock hard cock easily down her throat. Dan almost jumped out of his chair. Kathie Lee slowly bobbed her head on his cock, then squeezed his base... not letting him cum. She lifted her head, smiling.

"What else Dan?"

"Well... you ride my cock while I suck your beautiful titties."

"Well now...sounds fun." Kathie Lee hiked her right skirt up and climbed in his lap. Dan laid back in the exam chair. Kathie Lee rubbed his leaking cock on her smooth labia, then slid his young aching cock in her wet mature twat. She bounced on Dan's cock and pulled Dan's head to her chest. "Suck mama's titties now Dan. Suck them good."

Dan eagerly sucked my girlfriend's 36D tits, chewing softly on them, sucking them hard. He drank down Kathie Lee's milk... (Kathie Lee moaning)... while Kathie Lee held his head to her awesome chest. Dan squeezed her smooth, toned ass, smacked it and squeezed it some more.

Kathie Lee rode him hard, her mature pussy clamping tight on that young hard cock. Dan drinks down more of Kathie Lee's milk as he... CAME HARD up Dr Gifford's experienced cunt. "Good boy Dan... pump mama full of your sweet jizz." Dan kept cumming, filling Kathie Lee's sweet pussy.

Kathie Lee got up and grabbed a large specimen cup. She smiled at Dan and held the cup under her. She squatted down and squeezed out Dan's jizz into the cup. Dan just stared and took some pics. Kathie Lee posed for the pics a day filled the cup. She wiped her labia clean, held her fingers to her mouth as Dan watched happily. Kathie Lee slowly liked her fingers clean and blew Dan a kiss. She put a top on the speciman cup.

"Thank you so much for the special Dan. We will call you in a couple of days to let you know your sperm count... (Kathie Lee hold the cup up and looks at it)... by the looks of it... you seem like you have a very healthy sperm count... but I think you should come back once a week for a month or so, just to make sure."

"YES MA'AM... I certainly will. You're s fucking hot." Dan smiled the biggest grin ever. Kathie Lee smiled, walked over to him, bent down and sucked his cock clean. Kathie Lee then kissed Dan on the lips.

"See you next time handsome." Kathie Lee fixed her clothes and walked out of the room, wiggling her gorgeous booty for Dan.

Kathie Lee and Mickie collected a ton of samples that day. More money for us... more cock for Kathie Lee. Mickie took two 19 year old cocks in her phat booty at the same time... double anal... then squeezed out the samples into an extra large speciman cup, as the two young guys cheered her on and took pictures.

Kathie Lee jerked off three guys into a cup. She even let an old guy piss in her pussy before he came... he said he couldn't hold it so Kathie Lee let him do it. Mickie sucked off two more young guys... 21 year olds. She spit the jizz in a cup... drank it all down and sucked out two more samples.

Kathie Lee took pictures for her Twitter of me pissing all over her awesome tits. She let me finish in her mouth, sucking out and gulping down, a huge load of jizz, after she drank down my piss. It was a fun day... just another fun... and profitable day... for us at... The Best Sperm Bank.