Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction, none of the events have ever occurred.
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It's Christmas Eve. The night is cold and breezy, the children are all sleeping and the presents are just arriving.
In a small neighborhood, where Christmas was spent surrounded by the biggest and most expensive presents a parent could find, there's one house where, even if the Christmas decorations are in full display, and you can see the tree from a mile away, there was no present to be found, no joy to be shared, not a single person around.
Then, a cab parked right outside of the snow covered street.
"Keep the change." said a female voice before coming out of the cab.
She opened the door, making a cool breeze enter the cab, giving her shivers and raising the bottom of her dress quite a bit, but her hands prevented to accidentally flash the driver.
The first thing out of the cab was her black right high heel. After that, her covered fit figure came out and, as a cold breeze passed right by her, she started to slightly shiver as her hard nipples started to poke through her black dress.
She closed the door behind her and walked as fast as she could towards her house before she froze to death. The Weather Channel didn't announce any snowing until the morning of Christmas, and it wasn't even 11:30 when she left the party and the snow was already on the streets.
Once she got out of the cab, she ran towards her door, running away from the freezing breeze that came from the outside.
Once inside, Brie Larson put on the coat she left on the coat hanger.
"That's better." she said "Fuck off, Weather Channel."
With that said, the Captain Marvel star walked towards her kitchen and, once she arrived, she went to her wine cellar and filled a glass.
As she took her first sip, she remembered the party she had attended. It was all her friends' plan as her recent break-up with a long time relationship. The guy was fine, or at least he looked fine; he had a nice body underneath all that winter clothing, but personality wise... The guy was as empty as the void; he was the typical male bimbo, and she believed her friends knew it.
"Fuck 'em" she laughed as she served herself another glass "I don't even think they know what I want in a relationship."
But then, a small thought came across her mind. What if her friends just wanted to give her a one-night hook-up? Just so she could release some steam.
"Well, fuck me." this time, she didn't even bother on filling her glass and just grabbed the whole bottle.
She walked across the kitchen and the entranced and entered her living room. She lit the fireplace as she chugged the bottle, feeling how everything on the outside was getting warmer as well as in her inside.
Once her "drink" was finished, she sat on her new leather couch. She spent days telling her friends the things they shouldn't do while she even made a "Not To Do List" that was always laying on the couch. Or at least that's where it was laying until Brie grabbed it, made it a ball and threw it away as it broke all the rules. She drank and/or ate something, she had taken her shoes out and put her feet on the couch and was in a drunken state; those were the only three rules written in the paper.
But she didn't care. She washed away an opportunity with a hunk just because she misread the room, she was a due a cheat day and her couch too. She had been good all year and one small mistake was supposed to ruin her whole night?
"Yeah, I've been good." she looked at her empty bottle of wine "You've been good too, my little friend." then, by sheer accident, she spilled some wine on the couch "Shit." she said, but her reaction was laughter more than anything reproachable "I guess I'll need a new couch. But where would I get a new one?"
She looked at the Christmas tree. She looked at her old pendulum clock, 11:50. She looked back at the ball of paper in the floor.
By 11:55 she had already written the letter:
"Dear Santa:
My name is Brie. And I've been a very good girl. So for Christmas I'd like a new couch. And, you know what? I blew a sex opportunity tonight, what if you give me a new opportunity? Perhaps the best sexual experience EVER? Think about it.
Attentively,
Brie Larson
P.S. You know I've been good, don't you?"
After that, Brie folded the letter, wrote "For: Santa" as best as she could and put it on her tree. She looked at it for a while and noticed something was missing. So she went upstairs, grabbed some lipstick, applied it, came back downstairs and kissed the letter. That's what it was missing: a kiss for Santa.
And so, Brie sat on her couch and waited for her clock to say it was 12:00. And, as she watched the pendulum swing back and forth, and the hands moving slower and slower, she closed her eyes for a second and fell asleep.
It was a dreamless moment of sleep. Brie rested peacefully on that couch, avoiding the wine stain when...
DOOOOOONG! DOOOOOOOOONG! DOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!
Brie gasped. Did she fell asleep for a second there? Perhaps she needed to go to bed instead of falling asleep on her couch.
Brie grabbed her coat and planted her feet on the floor; she felt something odd, but she couldn't quite tell what it was at first.
"Is it not that cold anymore?" she thought; an as odd as it was, she decided to go along with it because a warm environment isn't something you'd normally complain about.
And so, Brie walked through the wooden floor feeling not quite as tipsy as before but feeling as confused and lost as one in a drunken state would be. Her steps made absolutely no noise as she made her way towards the entrance, but she got cut off before she could pass through it.
In front of her, like if out of thin air, the guy from the party appeared.
"Shit!" Brie felt her heart skipping a beat, slipped and almost hit herself hard against the floor were it not for the party guy whom, as fast as a Santa's reindeers during Christmas' Eve, grabbed Brie by the waist and prevented any harm towards her; the scene was like something out of a romantic comedy or even like the ending of a dance routine.
Brie, still hanging in the middle of falling thanks to the guy's hold on her waist, got an opportunity to see the guy from up-close. She was sure the guy had no hint of blue icy eyes while at the party whereas this guy had them.
"Hey, thank you for keeping me from falling, but how the fuck did you get inside?" after asking this, Brie noticed how the guy's face started to get closer and closer to her face and his eyes began to close "Wow! Hey, what are y-?" Brie knew exactly what he was trying to do but, in her current position, she found herself helpless and couldn't avoid the guy's approach at all.
At first, the kiss caused Brie to get angry and she got madder when she felt how he was forcing his tongue inside her mouth. But, just as she was starting to close her right hand into a fist, she started to feel something different.
The kiss started as a normal kiss, but after concentrating on the act enough, Brie felt there was something wrong with the way he kissed her. No, not the way he kissed, but what the kiss was doing to her. Brie needed to dig deeper because she could have sworn the guy's lips tasted like cinnamon, his tongue was like mint and his saliva tasted... was it candy cane? So Brie dug deeper and returned the kiss, perhaps with even more passion than the guy.
It lasted... She couldn't even tell how much it lasted. There was even a moment after the kiss finished that she started to wonder what she did during the kiss. She couldn't remember at all. It was like she could only live in the moment, maybe that's why she couldn't remember all the things that happened and that she did during that kiss. She forgot all about her sloppy kisses, the sucking on the guy's tongue; how she started to suck his face like if there was no tomorrow, after biting his upper lip; passing her tongue all over his mouth; and how she even regained some ground and; instead of the guy kissing her while he was holding her body, she forced the guy against the framework, raised her leg and rubbed it against his thigh and started to use her hands to play with her nipples and clit over her dress.