Note- Although based on known celebrities, this tall tale is pure fiction, and only inspired by those mentioned herein.
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"Of course, it all went pear shaped after the baby was born, so predictable."
Katy Perry sighed as she crossed her legs for the tenth time in two minutes.
"The pregnancy slowed up our usual sex life naturally, I looked like a beached whale most of the time. But once I had recovered after the baby was born, Orlando kept making excuses to avoid rekindling our love life. Either he wasn't in the mood, or he was too tired, you know the way men are sometimes."
Taylor Swift nodded, took a gulp of freshly squeezed orange juice and poured her visitor another tall glass.
"And believe me, I miss the sex terribly. Orlando is an excellent lover. His dick is close on seven inches, solid as a rock and thick enough to make me scream the house down. And he is so considerate to my needs. Sometimes we used to do it twice a day! And now, huh! I'm reduced to fucking the washing machine! He's beginning to wonder why I do five loads of laundry a day!"
"What is it with British guys anyway?" Asked Taylor as she ruminated on her past lovers.
Calvin Harris. Boy, he was an insatiable Scot. Harry Styles was a cutie, and Tom Huddleston, or Huddleswift as she named him, could bang the shit out of her in a flash.
"I know! What IS that? Either they're tigers in the sack, and the next they go all stiff upper lip and reserved."
"I do love 'em though. Such a sexy accent."
"Tell me about it. Russell used to make me wet just by talking to me. AND he knew thirty different positions."
"Shit! That IS quite a lot. Hey, maybe that's it. BBM."
"What?"
"BBM. The talking. I tell you, Joe loves it when I talk dirty when he fucks me. He comes like crazy after I'm through telling him stuff. It's what I call 'Brain, Body, Mouth' the ideal combination."
"Really? I don't know. Sounds a bit corny to me. I've seen porn films where they yell out 'give it to me you big boy' lots of times. Lame."
"Maybe you need a few lessons, is all."
Taylor gave Katy a wink and a knowing smile, displaying that desirable pout with the shaped Cupid's Bow. She took Katy by the hand and showed her the rest of the house.
"I love what you've done to the place by the way."
"Thank you, we love it."
The two were relaxing in Taylor's retro property situated in a leafy part of Beverly Hills.
The dreamy living and dining rooms took in views of the outdoor swimming pool which was surrounded by dozens of trees.
Impressive features inside included the period beamed ceilings, extensive glass walls, and white washed ceilings.
Contemporary art adored all the walls, and all the furnishings were of traditional Americana design.
"First, we knocked down the west wall so that this room could flow into twice the size. Out went shabby colour and we got white ceilings, white carpentry, white everything."
"Looks...clean."
"Wait until you see the bedroom. I have far too many clothes so I put in lots of white doors behind which I hide everything. I stashed all my dresses, bags, and shoes in the built in wardrobe. It's so uncluttered now, gives a nice airy vibe. The bed is big and white with a hot pink headboard. Come and see."
The on again, off again friendship between the famous pop stars had ended their longstanding beef claiming it had all been blown out of proportion by media coverage. Now super friendly the two were entirely supportive of each other, wanting nothing but the best for the pair of them.
They walked side by side down a narrow passage past several rooms and stopped outside a closed door.
"Wait just a minute. I think Joe may be napping."
Taylor held her hand up, slipped inside the master bedroom and left Katy alone for a full five minutes.
Slightly bemused she shrugged and tapped on the door lightly, opening it a crack.
"Taylor?"
"Come in, Katy."
She pushed the door open and stepped in, and then threw her hands up to her face.
"Oh my god!"
There on the bed were Taylor and her current boyfriend, Joe Alwyn. And both were stark bollock naked.
"Oh, look er...sorry to interrupt. I had no idea."
"No, no. You're not interrupting. Meet Joe. Say hi, Joe."
"Hi, Joe." Chirped the London born actor in his adorable accent.
Katy muttered a hello as her eyes focused on the young man's fantastic dark hair with the side swept bangs. He looked directly back at her with ocean blue eyes. His body was superb, smooth lines, and zero body hair.
But the thing that took Katy's breath away was Joe's full erection, all of eight inches with a single prominent vein that throbbed down one side of his milk white shaft.
"While you're here, we thought you might like a quick lesson in the dirty talk."
"Yeah, Taylor really has the toilet mouth!"
Taylor playfully nudged her laughing boyfriend in the ribs.
"Hey, you!"
Taylor looked amazing in the buff with her snow white complexion and slim figure.
The blonde singer tossed her long hair back and Katy took a long look at her perky tits with the very stiff nipples.
Her bare right leg was bent at the knee and her bald snatch seemed almost to wink at Katy.
Taylor casually stroked her vertical smile and Katy felt a spasm in her own loins.
"Will you look at that?" Said Joe with a twinkle in his eyes. He had his dick in his fist which he transferred to his cute lover.
Taylor leaned over with a giggle and gave the head if his cock a sweet kiss before licking all around the bloated glans.
"I call it tiddles!" Joked Taylor, looking at Katy who was all agog.
Joe held the top of her head as she swallowed the head whole and began to suck eagerly whilst gripping him by the root.
At the same time Joe caressed her slender thighs, slowly moving towards her swollen labia.
Taylor moaned on his knob as he traced out a line around her prominent mound, forcing her to lift up her hips in a futile attempt to make him probe her inner folds.
"Oh, you devil!"
Taylor was breathing harder as Joe took her left nipple between his teeth and sucked it into his mouth.
She raised her eyes to look at Katy, still with Joe's dick in her mouth, and Katy's wide eyed expression turned her on even more.
Taylor kept up a fine pace, sliding down his shaft until she could take no more without gagging.
Joe played with her fine hair and opened his mouth in a silent scream as her tongue swirled around his knob at the same time she deep throated him.
"Mmmm!"
Taylor sighed on Joe's gleaming cock head as he finally slid two fingers inside her wet slit and frigged her hard.
The long haired blonde's juices trickled out down her left thigh as well as smearing his palm as he continued to finger her deeper.
"Excuse me, Katy. I just got to ride tiddles."
Katy gnawed on a fingernail as Taylor inhaled deeply and straddled Joe reverse cowgirl style as he sat on the edge of the bed.
His engorged cock stood straight up and as Taylor moved it between her splayed out pins Katy was in awe at how big he actually was.
