Disclaimer: This is a requested sexual fantasy....no trademark infringement is meant and any resemblance to the television show or it's characters is purely a gross figment of our imagination.
Chief Medical Officer's Personal Log:
Stardate; 14013.2258
All's well in sickbay, and I at last have a moment to myself to reflect on my son Wesley's decision to go off with the Traveler. It's been over six months since my son put his Starfleet career on hold to join that mystic misanthrope, and in that time I've only had time to have sex with a stupid ghost lover of the women in my family, Captain Picard, Will, and Geordie. Data still refuses my subtle advances so I may have to give him a thorough diagnostic check up, and tamper with his sexual dynamic program's input. But I'm still ahead on my secret bet with Counselor Troi, on which of us can fornicate with the most personnel of the bridge crew staff on the Enterprise in one year, as she's still stuck with the honorable Klingon, Worf. She has yet to confront Jean Luc, Geordie, or Data, and I have an ace in the hole that she's totally unaware of, my son Wesley…
The door swished open to sick bay then letting Starfleet's only living android in, making Beverly close out her personal log.
"What can I do for you Data?"
"Doctor Crusher," Commander Data said formally, " I am here for a diagnostic check up at Captain Picard's request."
So the stiff-necked bastard was keeping his word, Beverly thought. Maybe dressing up in leather as a scolding bitch, and changing messy diapers was worth the effort after all. But truth be said, Geordie's big black dick up her ass had been a lot more satisfying by a long shot.
"If you don't mind commander, I'm off duty, and tired. Also, I'd like to do this in private. What say we meet in my stateroom in an hour? It'll give me time to freshen up, and get comfortable."
"As you wish, Doctor," Data replied, then just before leaving, he turned back, and asked, "Is there anything special you require me to bring for this examination?"
"Well," Beverly looked thoughtful, "this will be a thorough diagnostic evaluation. So you'd better bring your sexual libido along with you."
"Sir?"
"You know what I'm talking about Data," she continued, "your human interactive, fully functional, replicator enhanced, male sexual reproductive organs." And when Data's face scrunched up in that perplexed look of a computer working over time to process that last statement, "Your cock and balls silly."
"Yes doctor, I understood that. But which set? I have three sizes. Regular, that's the basic package, medium, that's about the size of Geordie, and the terminator, which is better left used on Klingon females, or small earth ponies."
"I guess you better bring all three," and it took every ounce of Beverly's reserve strength not to giggle as Data turned away and left sickbay.
* * * * *
The Orion Sea Musk might have been a bit much, Beverly reflected, seeing as how Data could only analyze the scent of her perfume, not enjoy its aphrodisiacal powers the way a human male would. But it made her feel slut sexy nonetheless. As did the garter belt, silk seamed stockings, and demi-bra exposing her nipples that she'd once worn on a Dixon Hill adventure with Jean Luc in the holo-deck. The opaque beige nitey came from her grandmother's hope chest, and rounded out her seductive attire rather nicely, too. Still, it was the old fashioned high heeled pumps that strapped around her ankles that put the look altogether for her. And after 30 minutes practice of walking around her stateroom in them she felt extremely wicked when the chime to her door rang out.
"Enter!" Beverly called out from her bedroom, giving Data time to come in, and the door to close solidly behind him before she joined him in the main sitting room.
"I am sorry doctor," Data said, "I thought you wanted to examine me. I didn't realize that I would be breaking into your sleep cycle."
"My wha…" Beverly started, then quickly understood, "you mean this get up?"
"If you mean by get up, your apparel, then yes."
"No problem Data, this is just something I wear after a sonic shower before I sit down to read a good spicy romance novel."