It's Survivor Series Sunday, and Stephanie is running late to the arena. Her plane was delayed, and her limo driver is terrible at his job. He has gotten them lost, and Stephanie is furious, and her patience is gone.
"Is this your first day on the job! You have one job, which is to drive people from point A to point B, and you can't even do that right! Do you know who the fuck I am?! I run the goddamn WWE, and the show can't go on if I'm not there! Now get your shit straight, and get me to the arena now, or I'm going to make sure you are fired!"
The limo driver is sweating, and is afraid to lose his job.
"Mam, I'm so sorry, I...I'm just a bit lost...I..."
Stephanie cuts him right off.
"A bit lost?! A bit lost?! You fucking idiot! There's no such thing as a bit lost! You are either lost, or you know where you are! Stop this fucking limo, now!"
The breaks screech, and the limo driver pulls off to the side of the road. He immediately starts apologizing, profusely.
"Miss, I am so so sorry! Please don't get me fired! I need this job! Please..."
Stephanie put her hand up, singling him to stop talking.
"You aren't worth my time to call your boss you idiot! Now leave! I'll find my own way to the arena!"
Stephanie gets out of the car, and starts walking up the road, not really knowing where she is walking, just wanting to get away from the idiot limo driver.
I am so excited about the PPV today. I have never been to a wrestling PPV, and being able to get tickets to Survivor Series is incredible. I plan to buy a bunch of shirts, drink some beer, and enjoy yelling at some wrestlers. I'm taking the back streets to get to the arena, just to avoid the traffic. As I approach a stop sign, I see a really hot woman up ahead, walking on the side of the road. I can see she is wearing a sports jacket, with a low cut top, slacks, and pointed toe pumps. As I get closer I slow down to see if I can quickly get a peek if she's hot or not. Pulling up to just a few feet a way, I can't believe my eyes. It's Stephanie McMahon! How is this possible?! What is she doing here, walking down the side of this back road?! For a second I doubt if this can be true, but I've spent over 20 years masturbating to Stephanie, there's no way I could mistake her. This is the woman I have most fantasized about in my life, and here she is, walking by in person! I gotta stop and say hello, maybe get her autograph! I pull over and get out of my car just as she is passing.
"Hi, Stephanie. I'm a big fan. Can I get your autograph?"
She turns around, a scowl already on her face.
"Do you know how to get to the arena?"
My first thought was how much more beautiful she was in person. I always thought she was gorgeous, but she is literally taking my breath away. I can't even speak.
"Hello! You can clearly speak since you asked for my damn autograph, can you answer my fucking question?!"
Her yelling snaps me out of my stupor, but even though she is yelling at me, all I can think about is how much I want to kiss her pretty mouth. But i better answer her fast.
"I sure do Stephanie. I am on my way there now. Can I give you a ride?"
Stephanie looking more annoyed than ever, walks over to my car and puts her hand on my door handle, and looks right at me.
"Why the fuck do you think I asked you if you knew where the arena was. You better not get us lost."
We both get in the car, and I can immediately smell her sweet perfume. I so badly want to start kissing her neck, and smell her hair.
"What the fuck are you waiting for?! Start driving!"
I pissed her off again, dammit. I better get her there fast. I start driving they way I had planned. We should get there shortly.
10 minutes later we arrive at the arena, and Stephanie is directing me to look for the "Staff Parking" sign. I see it up ahead, and quickly pull up to the security booth. The guard comes up to the window.
"Need to see your pass please."
I turn to look at Stephanie, who leans over me and shows her face without saying a word.
"Oh ah...Miss McMahon, I...I'll open the gate right away."
That guy looks scared, and he's already opening the gate. Stephanie taps me on the shoulder and points me towards the VIP area. The only thing I can think of now is that she just touched me. Stephanie McMahon, the woman of my dreams, just touched me.
Whoa! I nearly ran over a pylon!
"Pay attention idiot! Last thing I need is to get injured because your dumb ass can't drive straight!"
Stephanie looks furious again. I keep messing up in front of her, but I finally found the right spot to drop her off. She starts to get out of the car but turns her head to me.
"I'm guessing you want some money for the ride; maybe some merch?"
She has no idea that just getting to see her in person is the best reward of all.
"No Stephanie, I don't want anything. Just happy to help."
She's giving me that annoyed look again.
"Oh really?! You did all this out of the goodness of your heart? Bullshit. I don't want to owe anybody anything, even something as little as what you did. Here take this."
She just handed me a pass that says VIP access.
"You said you were going to be at the show. After the PPV ends, show that to anyone you see wearing a lanyard that says WWE staff, and they will bring you to the back, and I will get you a few shirts, or action figures, or whatever you nerds pay a ton of money on."
Stephanie jumps out of the car, and I watch her walk away, her perfect ass moving back and forth. She turns her head real quick and catches me checking her out. Damn, i just fucked up again. I better park and run in. The show is starting now.
Backstage Stephanie hurries down the hallways making sure the wrestlers know what they are going to say, know the timing, and are ready to bring down the house. Just like her father Vince, she is very hands on. Normally her husband HHH has a lot of these duties, but he is overseas securing a special event in Germany. She is stressed, and sweating more than usual, as she moves back and forth, having conversations with nervous wrestlers, making last minute show changes, and talking to the production crew in their van. By the end of the 4 hour show, Stephanie is uncomfortably wet with sweat, which you'd b able to see if not for her black suit jacket. Her feet are killing her as well. These high heel pumps are murder on her feet. Stephanie goes to her makeshift office, to go over numbers, and to discuss the show with her staff.
Meanwhile out in the arena...
That show was pretty good, but not like it used to be. I had hoped Stephanie would make an appearance, but I'm sure she was busy all show. I better find an official before they all leave, and I can't get backstage. There's one now.
"Excuse me sir. Stephanie McMahon gave me this."
He just put on his glasses to read it.
"VIP pass huh? Usually these are just given out to friends or celebs. Do you know Stephanie personally?"
I know he's just doing his job, so I take no offense.
"No sir, she was having travel issues, and I gave her a ride. I think she's going to give me some shirts."
He seems disinterested. He takes me through a door next to the stage. I see Seth Rollins having a conversation with Rey Mysterio! This is so cool! Oh, there's Sasha Banks! Another crush of mine! Not like Stephanie, but she is really hot! Even hotter in person. I'm already having fantasies of her as I pass.
"Keep up kid!"
The old official just shouted at me. I was so distracted I fell behind. I jog right up behind him. It's a very long hallway, but we finally we get to a door that has Stephanie's name on it.
"Wait here."
He knocks, and I can here Stephanie saying to come in. He closes the door behind him, and I move closer to the door so I can here what is said.
"Sorry to disturb you Miss McMahon, but there's a young man outside who has a VIP pass. He said you gave it to him. Said he helped you."
"Oh yes, the moron who drove me here. Tell him he has to wait. I have meetings for another 30 minutes or so."
"Yes ma'am."
I move away from the door so he doesn't know I was listening. The door opens.
"Just stand right here kid. You're gonna need to wait until she is done with her meetings. Shouldn't be too long."
"Thank you sir."
The official walks away, and I immediately get excited that I am going to be with Stephanie again soon.
An hour and a half passes, and I am still just as excited. Finally the last two people that went into to speak with Stephanie walk out, and a few seconds later she walks out as well. She gets startled as she sees me standing there next to the door. "
"Oh fuck! You scared me half to death! i forgot all about you. OK, come inside my office."
I walk in and Stephanie goes around the desk and sits in the chair behind the desk.
"Sit down."
She points at one of the chairs on my side of the desk, and I quickly sit down. I can't help but stare at her beautiful face. For me she is the most gorgeous woman in the world. She breaks my trance quickly.
