"Okay,
fine,"
Yolanda said. "I'm pretty sure I'll never get this smell out of my skin anyway, so why shouldn't I have it on my face too?"
She put on Wildcat's cowl and suddenly the baggy, man-sized costume was changing, tightening, conforming to her taut body--outlining it in thin, skintight material as Courtney had never seen it before and revealing it to be one of the most gorgeous physiques she had ever seen.
Yolanda's breasts were modest, but the 'catsuit' lifted and separated them beyond even their youthful perkiness, like the best aspects of both body paint and a push-up bra. Inside the suit, Yolanda's breasts were shown as firm globes peaked by large nipples, which actually protruded almost half an inch from the curve of her mounds. The suit adhered just as tightly to Yolanda's slim legs and lithe hips, but at her crotch, there was no cameltoe situation.
Instead, a massive phallus protruded from Yolanda's groin, every inch of it outlined by the suit. The thing was so big that it barely seemed to be conceivable as a cock. Courtney stared at it, both unfathomably impressed by its awe-inspiring size and shocked that the biggest bulge she'd ever seen--if it could be properly called a bulge when it was pretty much wearing the catsuit as a condom--was on a girl. Woman. Whatever.
"Oh! Wow! Okay!" she murmured. "No wonder you sexting was such a big deal. That's--okay. Totally fine. I'm not biased. Was Henry not biased? Did he not notice that when he was dating you, because he doesn't seem like the type to--"
"It's not me!" Yolanda said hurriedly. "It's the suit! I have a vagina!"
"Oh," Courtney said, conceding inwardly that that made more sense. "I guess the suit must've detected that you don't have a--this must be its way of compensating for--
geez,
that Ted Grant must've been one hell of a guy..."
"Why does it need to be...
loose?"
Yolanda demanded.
"I don't know. I guess he liked to really go balls out." Courtney's brow furrowed, thinking about it. "Or maybe he usually wore a cup, but if he was wearing the suit for some other reason--"
"OH MY GOD!"
"It's just a thought."
"No
wonder
this suit is so musky! Why'd you pick me to be the freaky JSAer's successor?"
"Sorry."
"I should've known when you told me he dressed up like a cat. Normal guys don't dress up like cats. Dogs, okay, wolves, bears, gorillas. Cats--that's a Broadway show!"
Courtney felt a flash of indignation on behalf of the old JSA. "You're in a very odd position to be casting aspirations on Ted Grant's masculinity!"
"And you're one to talk about how superheroes aren't perverts! Running around in those little booty shorts, with that crop top, and swinging that big throbbing staff around..."
"What are you talking about?"
"Riding around with your long legs wrapped around it... just about
pole-dancing
with it..."
"I don't pole-dance!" Courtney protested.
"Is that why you picked me? The girl with the nudie leaks? You think after we beat up some muggers, we can go to some private club where the waiters walk around in lingerie and the only dress code is a condom?"
"Oh my Christ,
no,
that is not--HOLY FUCKING SHIT!"
"Now what?" Yolanda fumed. "I'm not good enough for you, is that it? Can't have any caramel in all that
vanilla,
gringo
?"
"No, you're--you're
upright."
"Upright, of course I'm upright, why wouldn't I be..." Yolanda looked down. Her cock, or rather the suit's cock, was erect, jabbing up into the air past her navel, even more audacious in its size with its length stiff and even throbbing. "
That's not me! I'm not doing that!"
Her protests were in vain. Courtney wasn't scandalized. She was intrigued. Now that they'd established the penis was part of the suit, her passion for all things superhero took over. As well as a certain veiled interest in sex, but antiseptic, nonthreatening, like a picture of a member in a magazine instead of the real thing.
Or a really big dildo. She guessed that was what this thing amounted to, after all. She wondered how realistic it was. Could Ted Grant really have been that big or was the suit...
compensating
like it was with Yolanda? She didn't doubt that anyone who had taken on the Injustice Society was all man, especially with nothing more than claws and an athletic physique, but if, say, Pat was that hung, there was no way she would have just
one