I lay on Waikiki's golden sand and basked in the mid-morning warmth. Desirae had gone for her bikini and lesbian shoot with her friend, bikini model Chrissy, and had ordered me to be ready and waiting for her on my bed at 4pm, cock erect because "a lesbian shoot always makes me randy".
I stretched out and a saw a large, blonde woman lying a few feet away, smiling at me. About my age and wearing a nice bikini, sensibly not too small for her ripe, mature figure. We chatted, she was from Omaha, and what did I do, oh I love airline pilots, all the usual shit.
Normally I'd have chatted her up and ended with her sitting on my face most of the afternoon, but I had Desirae Spencer to look forward to, so I didn't give a fuck.
Around one o'clock after several swims, I pulled on my Sperry topsiders, put on a white T-shirt and shorts, said "Bye" to Mrs Omaha and went to one of my favourite Mexican restaurants outside of Mexico and Chicago, a couple of blocks back from the beach.
I mulled over the menu while sipping an ice cold San Mig and the barmaid-cum-waitress came over and chatted. Pert, blonde and about 20, she was stacked, great legs, healthy chest.
"Where you from?" I asked, after ordering my lunch.
"Portland, Oregon," she smiled.
I smiled back and told her I only knew one joke about Portland. "And what might that be?" she asked in a "Let's get together" manner.
"Seems the Dave Brubeck quartet was in town, but Brubeck didn't wanna play because it was Mozart's birthday," I said. "So the rest of the group pile into this cab and tell the driver 'Take us to where it's all shakin' in Portland'. So he drove them to this bridge where they fish illegally."
She had the good grace to laugh at my little joke. "Sorry," I added, in my sincere airline pilot's manner, "you're too young to even have heard of Dave Brubeck."
I had a great lunch, washed down with another San Mig, tipped Miss Portland too much and strolled back to the hotel to shower and prepare for 4pm.
I was lying back on my bed, stroking my eight-inches of lust, when there was a knock on the door. I must have dozed off, I checked my Rolex and saw it was 4.05!
I dashed to the door and in swept Desirae, wearing a shiny red plastic mac! "Yeah, I got some stares in the lift," she smiled. "But I'd have got even more if I'd done this!"
And with that she untied the belt and slipped the raincoat from her body. Beneath it she was nude! But she was as tall as me because on her feet were these sexy red high heeled shoes.
"Now Captain Cock," she smiled, "you claim to like my legs. On your knees and worship 'em - starting behind me at the left ankle. Down boy!"
I stepped behind her glorious body and knelt, then placed a tender kiss on her shapely ankle, before running my tongue over her calf, licking her little cleft behind her knee, then over her luscious thigh to her buttocks.
"Now the other leg," she ordered, and I resumed my oral adoration of the best legs on the best fuckin' lingerie model-cum-pornstar in the entire fuckin' world!
"Now the fronts of my legs," Desirae told me, after I'd reached her lovely right buttock.
I knelt in front of her and kissed her left leg, then her inner thigh until I was enticingly close to her perfumed garden.
"Now the other leg!" she snapped. Once more I kissed, licked and laved my way up her leg and thigh until she snapped: "Stand!"
I stood and smiled, my penis waving in front of me, turgid and lusting for her. "Was that nice, Captain Leg Man?" she asked.
"It was fuckin' wonderful," I said huskily, hot and eager for her.
"Now worship my pussy!" came the next command.
Again I sank to my knees and placed my tongue on her piss flaps, licking her there first. There was a wonderful trio of tastes and aromas - of sex juice, of chlorine, because I assumed she'd been in a swimming pool, and a faint trace of piss, because I assumed she'd had a piss. The combination of all three smells and tastes was intoxicating and soon I was licking and lapping hungrily at her gorgeous pussy.
As I did this, Desirae backed away slightly until her calves were pressing against the mattress at the foot of the king-sized bed. "Now fuck me!" she said, as she fell back onto the bed, splaying her thighs wide. I boarded and as with the night before found she was first fuckin' class all the way!
My cock rode into her snatch smoothly, her cunt was warm and wet, her mouth was hungrily eating mine. "Of fuck, I just love to taste my sex on a man's mouth, it's so fuckin' sexy," she panted, licking and nibbling at my mouth.
"That's because your pussy is so fuckin' sexy," I panted, as we thrust and heaved against each other, my hands roaming from her gloriously-shaped tush to her perfectly formed breasts. God she was sexy!
Then, in a flash she was twisting beneath me, squirming until she lay on top. Desirae then knelt and slowed the pace of her fucking until she was sliding up to the tip of my helmet, almost disengaging, then squishing back down so my cock was deep within her.
I extended my arms and cupped her fantastic 34-inches of CC cup boobs in my hands, grinding her nipples between thumbs and forefingers.
This drove her wild and she fell forwards imploring me "Suck 'em, Captain Cock, suck 'em" and I took her breasts more gently, licking and kissing and nibbling across the firmness until, as I concentrated on one nipple, she roared and moaned to a noisy orgasm.
After she had quietened I turned her over onto her back and thrust myself to ejaculation in her cunt, making a long low moan of pleasure as I finally released the sperm that had been building in my balls since breakfast.
"Whatever happened to Captain Cock's arse licking fetish," she smiled, running a finger over my lips, wiping a sheen of sweat from my upper lip.
"Sometimes a change is as good as a rest," I told her and she laughed aloud.
"Who says you're gonna get a rest, Captain Cock?" she grinned. "Now fetch me a fuckin' big vodka tonic."
As we lay back on the bed, Desirae with her vodka, me with a Bacardi Gold, she asked about my day. I told her I'd laid Mrs Omaha in the morning and Miss Portland, Oregon, in the afternoon and had only just made it back to the hotel in time for Miss Lingerie Pornstar.
"In other words, a pretty routine day for you, eh Captain Cock?" she laughed.
"And how did your shoot go, Miss Fuckability?" I asked, licking her lovely little earlobe.
"Grade A fuckin' disaster," she said, sipping on her Absolut. "We'd got through all the bikini stuff and were about to get into the muff diving and such, when the photographer's wife called to say their daughter had broken her arm in a fall from their trampoline, so he had to fuck off to the hospital."
"That's bad news." I said, not really caring a fuck.