Disclaimer : Totally And Completely Fake In Every Way Possible... Perverted And Funky Anal Sex Fantasy Fiction Gone Wild
This is a remake of the Spence The Wannabe Pornstar series... There are cast and story changes... Spence becomes The King Of Anal Sex... Supposedly
"I miss you so much, baby. God, I miss you."
"Miss you too, babe. Just thinking about you has me all hard all the time in here. Thank God for the female guards. At least they're slinging some hot ass pussy."
"Hahahaha! Oh yeah. I'm glad they're keeping my man company. Hehe. I'll be up there this weekend. I'll never miss a visit, I promise."
"I know, babe. I'm looking forward to seeing you Saturday. My dick certainly is too. I already worked out something with the guards. We're gonna have an extra long, very private visit."
"Yeahhh! Hahaha. Yum. I can't wait. I can't wait to be with you... and you're dick. Hehehe. I miss my man so freaking much. I think about you all the time, baby. Every second. Every day. MWAH!"
"Good. Think about how hard I'm gonna fuck you Saturday, you nasty hot slut." I smirk.
"Hehehe! Oh Yeahhhhh! I want it all. Haha. As hard as you want. Any way you want, stud. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. God, I want you. I'm so wet just thinking about it. Babe... my pussy is dripping wet for you. Uhhh!" Kelly plays with herself on the phone for me. The image gets me extra hard. I rub my dick trying to conceal it from the others while I talk on the phone. It's hard being in jail so far away from my chick. Real fucking hard at the moment. Ha.
"Sexy bitch."
"Haha. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Your sexy bitch. Always yours, my king. Yum." I can feel Kelly's excited, slutty grin beaming through the phone.
"Gotta go, babe. Damn rules."
"Awww. Damn. MWAH! MWAH! MWAH! MWAH! MWAH! MWAH! I love you more than anything, my king. I miss you so very much. I'll call you later too. Love you, stud. MWAH! MWAH! MWAH! MWAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Hehehe."
"Right back atcha, gorgeous. I'll call you, baby. I got a phone from one of the female CO's I've been banging. More privacy. And, I can jerk off to that sexy ass voice without anybody looking at me funny. Ha."
"Haha. Yeaaaa! I can't wait! MWAH! I'll make sure to be extra sexy for my man. And extra nude too. Hehehe. MWAH!"
"You sexy fucking tease. Ha."
"Always, my love. Hehe. Talk to you then. MWAH! Love ya, stud. MWAH! MWAH! MWAH!"
"Love ya too, gorgeous. Later."
Damn, I hate being locked up. It's not long term by any means, but still. I got busted for some stupid drug shit up in Frisco. I'm up here doing thirty days. Kelly's back home in LA, running things.
One of the things Kelly's running is a pet project that I started right before I got locked up. It involves my best friend Spence (The King Of Queens). He's been bugging the holy hell outta me forever to make him a pornstar. That's my job... along with a couple of others I also have. Including the one that got me locked up, and telling this funky ass story. Hey... you live and learn... hopefully.
Dude was so obsessed with being a pornstar, he got a really big penis enlargement and took all kinds of pills and funky shit to lengthen and strengthen his dick. Hey... he wanted it bad.
Anyway, I kept telling Spence to do that shit himself. Go out and make it on his own. I was too busy. I gave him some names to contact, but that was it. He tried a few times, but, he just couldn't get it done. In the end, Spence gon Spence. Ha.
After numerous fuck-ups and failures, I finally took pity on him, and told him I would help him out. His freaking crying about not getting to live his dream just annoyed the shit outta me. I couldn't take it anymore. I got my wife Kelly (Kelly Madison) to help with it... and eventually take over the reigns when I got in trouble. I also got some friends to help out too. More on them later.
At home... By the pool...
"Is daddy OK, mama?"
"Yes, baby. He's fine. He just misses us. You know your dad though. He's making the most of his situation. Hehehe." Kelly and Kaia giggle.
Kelly casually sips her banana margarita, putting on her designer shades, as she sits on the lounger beside our 19 year old daughter Kaia. They're soaking up some sun by the pool. Both topless too. Double the insanely awesome sight right there. Two big titty blonde beauties sunbathing topless. Watching the other super hot half... and fully... naked babes frolicking by... and in... the pool. It's always crowded out there. Yeah... my normal life's pretty damn cool.
"I'm gonna check in on Spence." Kelly grabs her phone and calls Ronda Rousey. She's our trainer... and now Spence's as well. She's inside the house, working on Spence's stamina... or something like that.
"YEAH! DO IT, YOU FILTHY LITTLE WEASEL BITCH! DO IT!!!" Ronda answers the phone. Kelly smirks immediately. Seems like Spence's physical training is well under way. She can hear Spence grunting and crying out in the background as Ronda slaps him senseless... as she fucks his brains out.