Special Guest Star

"I missed this," I thought I heard.

With my face buried in Kat Dennings' bursting cleavage, I could be forgiven for not hearing her right. Nevertheless, I chose to believe I heard her right and said, "Me too," although I probably made it hard for her to hear me.

"Well, doy," I heard a little better. At that point, I finally lifted my head out of her chest, and she used her lips to cover mine instead of talking some more.

I relaxed onto the ratty fake TV couch of Kat's ratty, fake TV apartment set, while Kat laid on top of me. She was still in her yellow, red striped TV waitress uniform from 2 Broke Girls, the show we both worked on - although she did much more than me.

For this first day back on the set for Season Four, we were doing what we did after the first day of shooting in Seasons Two and Three. And a few days in between both seasons. And once or twice near the end of Season One.

Not only had the show survived this long, but so did our unspoken agreement to have...encounters like this every so often. It wasn't extremely regular, and we usually kept from this when one of us was in an actual relationship - usually. But whenever we had a particularly great need for relief, here we were - pawing and fucking on the set after hours.

We hadn't gotten to the fucking yet so far, of course. I was still too busy getting reacquainted with Kat's tits, content to let them barely stay in her uniform. I was enjoying getting reacquainted with her luscious lips just as much, until Kat pulled away.

"You've been patient long enough. Let's pretend that for a little while," Kat stated, before lowering her zipper down that last little inch, so that her tits could fully come out. "The sooner you get to see my main event again, the sooner I get to know yours again."

I knew she wouldn't wait much longer for it, just like I barely could. So I reached out to squeeze and hold about 40 percent of Kat's incredible tits, before she went down my body and took them away. Still, I wouldn't be sad about it for too long.

Within moments, Kat unzipped my pants and reached right in without teasing. She quickly pulled out what she'd been waiting for, letting it stick up high in the air.

Kat had the greatest tits, fullest lips, deepest eyes, curviest figure and roundest ass I could ever hope to know. All I brought to the table was an 11-inch cock. I let her pretend that balanced it out, and let myself do it too.

"There it is," Kat said, almost sounding like she was squeaking, which wasn't like her. But I brushed it aside when she started brushing my cock with her hand - and when she brushed my head with her lips.

"Mmm...I could tell you what I've been practicing on this summer. But showing you should do the trick," Kat teased. She showed me and then some by taking my balls into her right hand, thoroughly licking the shaft of my cock up and down, and then doing the same to my sides.

"Don't worry, I haven't forgotten the old favorites," Kat assured. She licked me up and down a few more times before breaking out my favorite - and I hoped hers too.

With my cock lubed up, it was easier for Kat to trap it between her tits and start pumping them up and down. After a few thrusts, she kept her breasts still and let my head come out, putting her in position to stick her tongue out, lick and bat around my head with her tongue, then give it a deep suck.

I held my breath, nearly as much as I held my cock and cum back, as Kat suckled my head, squeezed her marshmallow tits harder on me and burned me up with a smoldering stare from her deep blue/green eyes. Then she came off and just circled her tongue on my head as she looked at me.

After stroking me with her tits a little while longer, she took them off and suddenly lowered her mouth halfway down my cock. She then fit at least four more inches in with less effort than I expected - it was certainly harder the first few times. I could have sworn she got one more inch down her throat - a new record - before sucking deeply and coming off.

"Jesus, you were practicing," I gasped.

"Almost perfect, but not quite," Kat said anyway. She then slid her tongue all over my cock again, quickly shoved it back down her mouth, then came off just as fast - leaving a trail of saliva running down it.

"Oh my God..." I heard myself say. But upon further review, it didn't completely sound like me. It sounded...

"Wait, that wasn't you," Kat said out loud. "And I was saving that for after you came, so..."

"Oh, shit," we both heard - and it didn't come out of either our mouths. It was feminine, but it wasn't in Kat's smart alack voice. It sounded squeakier and more nasal...almost like...

No fucking way.

"No fucking way! Kim?!" Kat asked out loud as I asked it in my brain. What's more, she actually got up from the couch - without bothering to fit her tits back in the uniform - and rushed over to the tiny on set kitchen.

Behind the window nearby was a person who was apparently spying on us. The same special guest star that was in the actual episode hours earlier. One of the few women who had more downloads of leaked nudity than Kat did - only hers was more on purpose, and more graphic. And with a black guy who wasn't the equally famous/infamous black guy she was married to now.

Yet none of that stopped Kim Kardashian from looking in on us anyway. And she couldn't stop Kat from catching her and dragging her onto the set in full view too.

By then, I managed to get my cock back in my pants - and I thought I caught Kim watching the tail end of it. In fact, I almost heard another squeak from her before Kat spoke up. "What the hell, Kim K?" she demanded, before finally remembering to cover herself up too.

I bit back a disappointed squeak when she zipped back up, which perhaps made me glare at Kim even harder. She had a figure hugging white dress on, like the one she wore during taping - the one I tried not to stare at enough for anyone, especially her or Kat, to see. Given my rather blue state down below, I couldn't afford to study it too closely here either.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Kim cried out, which kind of helped make my boner manageable. "I was busy on the phone, then I heard you guys, then I couldn't look away...you know how it is, right?"

"No, enlighten us," Kat shot back.

"Well...come on, you gotta know better than anyone, right? With that?" Kim gestured to me. "I know that's the biggest white cock I've ever seen. I don't know about you." Somehow, that both helped and hurt my efforts to calm my erection down.

"You know, at least you knew you were putting on a show with a big cock back then! I didn't get that kind of heads up now!" Kat pointed out. "Speaking of which, where's that phone of yours? Tell me it's still stuck on your own game and we'll be a little better!"

"I finished it way before this, I swear!" Kim claimed. With that, Kat just huffed and sighed, more resigned than angry now. As for me, I was still just a quiet, trying not to be hard spectator.

Still, I spent all day seeing Kat Dennings and Kim Kardashian - two women whose famously busty, curvy, ample, hourglass figured naked bodies I knew intimately, for vastly different reasons - standing together. Seeing them stand together now, in my state, was wearing me down even more.

Especially since I already knew Kim liked what she saw. If only by white cock standards. Kat already showed how much she liked and missed it, and she didn't look happy that she had to stop.

"You know, it's our own fault we don't meet like this more," Kat started. "I got no one other than him to blame but me for going months without...that. But when you're finally ready to see something like that again, you kind of want to get on with it! Without an audience! At least without one on purpose!"

"Oh, really?" Kim asked. "Well...does it matter to you that there's a bigger audience for this?"

With that, Kim turned around, bent down and started rolling the bottom of her dress up. Somehow, someway, she got it up enough to completely uncover her...most valued asset. And it didn't even have panties on.

"I know you've been staring at it all day. Now that you've seen it, it's not important that someone else is too, is it? I mean, it doesn't sound like you're exclusive or anything!" Kim said.

"Wait a minute, I wasn't..." I objected.

"And I wasn't talking to you," Kim stated, with her back and her bare, famous ass still turned to us. But if she wasn't talking to me...and I was still confident I was discreet about checking her ass out...then...

One look to a frozen Kat said it all.

"Okay, okay, you got me! But...come on, man! Look at it! The whole world has, but damn! You can't blame them!" Kat said to me, I think. "I know, I know, but...if she's putting it out there and she actually wants to, who am I to turn away? Who are any of us, really?"

"So...this is leading to what?" I tried to make sense of this again.

"It means don't stop the show on my account," Kim said. "Otherwise..." She paused to lower her dress and turn around, which made both of us squeal in disappointment.

I mean, we could have just looked it up online, but...seeing that ass in person was something that couldn't be passed up. At least as long as the only person who's technically supposed to see it in person wouldn't be coming by.

"Look, you want to get him off, and you've clearly been waiting a while. So do it," Kim offered. "Just don't swallow his cum. I want to see what he has before I do anything else."

"Should I have a say in this? Should Kat?" I asked her pointedly.

"Would you rather waste another minute running to the bathroom to take care of it? In your condition?" Kim asked. "Would Kat?"

For all of her questionable intelligence in a lot of areas, when it came to stuff she was familiar with - regardless of how shallow it was - Kim did know a thing or two, apparently. But Kat got my attention back when she lowered her zipper again and slid her arms out of her sleeves, bunching the top of her costume around her waist and showing her tits anew.

"I'm just going for it and getting it over with. But I guess I can't risk staining this. Again," Kat stated before getting the rest of the uniform off. Now she was left in nothing but black panties - and now I heard Kim make impressed noises too.

"Whoh, Kat...I mean, the tits are one thing, but..." Kim said, understandably. For all of the fame Kat got for her chest, her ass was...almost on a Kim-like level. Ironically, for all the justified hype over Kim's ass, her own breasts were almost at a Kat like level - at least that's how they looked online. In person...

In person, it was Kat that was unzipping me again, freeing my still hard cock and wasting no time getting it on the brink again. She loudly bobbed on it and let her lovely lips rub it as deeply as possible, before sliding my shaft all across and underneath her breasts.

"We had an unspoken deal, Kardashian, remember?" Kat reminded, getting some control over her back. In response, Kim reached back to unzip her dress, but walked to me and signaled for her with the rest.

As Kat went back to sucking my cock, I unzipped the rest of Kim's dress and opened it up - her ass and her braless back just inches away from me. She then shrugged it off and dropped it, her fully naked body on display for both of us.

I'd be lying if I didn't notice how Kat sucked harder and faster after that. I'd be lying if I said that was the only reason I was getting close. Yet I tried to focus on Kat's usual perfect technique and perfect mouth, especially when she popped off, licked me all over and then pumped me close to her perfect chest.

"You heard Kim. Cum for us," Kat said. "You must have jacked off all summer...dreaming of showering my tits again. You can't hold back anymore, can you? Even with an audience, you can't do it anymore...she's right, none of us can..."

With that, Kat smothered my tits again, gave my head one deep suck, then pulled back just in time for me to start spurting. The first strand just got on her neck, but she made it so the rest completely drowned her chest in cum.

By then, I assumed Kim had turned around for a better look, judging by the moans I heard behind me. But even the sight of her naked wouldn't have distracted me from Kat this time. Not like this.

I missed this. Even if it turned out different than I expected.

Still, I was prepared for clean-up, like always. Since my pants were still on, I easily reached into my pockets with the tissues I brought for the occasion. Kat sat up as I gently wiped her breasts, rubbing my cum onto the paper and onto her.

Fondling her freshly drenched, even softer tits now almost made me tingle. From the latest sound Kim made behind me, perhaps I actually did. I then stood up on my feet, unsure of what came next, if anything.

Kim answered it for me by standing in front of me - showing her the naked front half of her. And it was...say what you will about her, but...wow.

Mommyhood, implant rumors and exaggerated features be damned. Kat set the bar so high for breasts, hips, hourglass curves and seductive figures...but this was one of only one or two women who could possibly get close to it. Kat's brassy, funny personality would probably break any tiebreakers with Kim, but I assumed we weren't using those here.

It certainly went out the window when Kim grabbed hold of my flaccid cock - flaccid for the moment. Kat seemed ready to object, but Kim beat her to it by saying, "After all that, you still need to get off too. I'll bet he can still help with that."

"Oh...damnit, he usually does," Kat gave in. She then turned to me and said, "You really owe me now. Start by getting naked like the rest of us." Yes, that did make it unbalanced.

As impressive as some of my features were, putting them alongside the likes of Kat and Kim seemed...intimidating. But I did owe them. So I finally got my shirt off and got those pesky pants and underwear out of the way, before I was made to lie down on the couch.

Kat bent over and removed her panties, giving me and Kim a mouth-watering view of her own impossible curvy ass. Kim then grabbed my cock and pumped hard, kneeling down beside the couch before she took me into her mouth. But I only saw it for a little bit before Kat sat over me and hovered her pussy against my face.

I missed the view of Kim sucking my cock back to life, but I could still feel it very easily. I had to settle for the view of Kat's wet pussy humping my mouth, long overdue for its own release. Between my need to do that and Kim reviving me down below, it might not take much longer.

As I felt my cock stirring harder in Kim's mouth, I felt Kat's pussy drip on me as my tongue rapidly licked it up. I suckled everything in range and then burrowed my tongue deep inside her, to the sound of Kat's moans and Kim's muffled ones.

I reached up to grab Kat's tits and rub them together, while trying to resist fucking Kim's mouth. Before long, I heard a smacking sound as well. "Oh, fuck, Kim, really?" I heard Kat cry out.

"You're one to talk," I heard Kim say when she came off me. From the little I could see and figure out, it seemed Kim had gotten a hold of Kat's ass as it rode my face. She was apparently squeezing and rubbing it while she returned to sucking me off.

"You can talk after you make me cum. Both of you," Kat gasped. I tried to play my part by sucking and licking her deeper, while holding her tits for dear life. Kim played her part by massaging her ass and pushing it forward against my face, all while getting me harder and wetter.

Before long, I felt her go down to suck my balls, while I felt Kat's groin hump my face faster. Kat's moans got more incoherent, as did mine against her pussy. Between her breasts, her face fucking and Kim's sucking, I must have been almost all the way hard by now.

Kat was much closer to release by now, if only because she hadn't had one yet. But that was hopefully about to be corrected soon. "Oh, fuck me baby, I'm gonna cum..." she said, I assumed to me.

I rubbed my thumbs underneath her breasts and bit down on her pussy lips, rapidly licking in between them. Kim went back to sucking my cock and getting louder and deeper, which helped make me go louder and deeper on Kat as well.

"Fuck me, yeah...make me cum, make me cum, make me...cum!" Kat finished, right as she started finishing on me.

By the time I finished licking her clean and Kat stopped shaking herself on my face, Kim had brought my cock back to a maximum 11 inches. She just sucked it slower for a while as Kat caught her breath, then finally came off me to let me catch mine.

I could see Kim sucking me again, and now she could look at me with her deep, somewhat vacant but still sultry brown eyes. After one more suck and lick all over my head, she came off and then stuck her chest out.

She let a trail of saliva fall onto my head, then licked up and down until she covered me up with her tits. Kat had spoiled me for tit fucks, even with someone like Kim, which was somewhat disappointing until she sucked my head while moving her breasts up and down.

When she came off, she just breathed heavily on my head while fucking my shaft. "Oh, baby..." she moaned right on me, and I had to exhale instead of giving into temptation - and asking if this was cut out of her sex tape. Or tapes, if rumors about her making one with Kanye were true.

Luckily, I stayed quiet as Kim sucked my head again, then came off. "Okay, now you're ready for Kat," she told me.

"Me? You're actually letting me fuck my own guy first? How generous," Kat quipped.

"He'll get to me later. First, you're gonna get to me too. Bend over and lie on the couch arm," Kim told her. Kat frowned, but took my hand and got me to get up.

The couch was vacant long enough for Kat to get on, settle her groin on the left couch arm, and have herself bend over with her glorious ass lying in view. Before either of us asked questions, Kim got on the other end of the couch, put herself on all fours and put her own glorious ass right into Kat's face.

"You've been thinking about this all day. I can tell you worked him good after thinking of him all day too. Now what about me?" Kim proposed.

Kat groaned, then turned her head to me as I got behind her. "Well...come on, you know if there's an ass to go gay for, that's it! Besides, it won't just be her working on me. Right?" she asked, trying to shake her ass on the arm.

"What kind of question is that?" I asked, and would have even before I saw that. On that note, I stood between Kat's open legs, put both hands on her succulent round cheeks, and inserted myself below them.

As I started to slowly fuck Kat, letting her adjust to my size as usual, Kim pushed herself back to smother Kat's face. Kat had to lean on her elbows and hands in her position, so she couldn't squeeze and touch Kim's ass like it seemed Kim got to do with hers. Nevertheless, she leaned forward and went to work on her pussy.

I started fucking her deeper while Kim pressed her ass on Kat, as we seemed to be fucking her on both ends. I heard Kat moan and try to suck Kim off, then I watched her go higher and try to nuzzle her face and lips against her ass.

She kissed as much of her ample right cheek as she could, followed by her left, until she went in between and practically motorboated her ass. I sensed she was going back to licking her pussy as well, so I balanced it out by putting myself completely into Kat. The quicker and harder thrusts only made her moan onto Kim more, which made her moan clearer in return.

Kat ate much of Kim's rear out, while I watched Kat's jiggling rear press back on me. I grabbed hold of it and played with her cheeks too, jiggling and rubbing her ample buns together like I would her ample tits. Following that, I grabbed her hips and fucked her faster, just to see her ripple.