Sleazy Productions

Sex Parody... Not Real

Story : Go behind the scenes to see the day to day operations of Sleazy Productions the kinkiest porn company in the biz... Meet the staff and stars and see what kinky, perverted hijinx they get into... Away we go...

Sleazy Productions Offices... Hollywood, California...

"Kat (Kat Dennings), have you seen James?"

"I saw him earlier Kim (My Wife Kim Kardashian). He gave me my raise." Kat and Kim laugh. Kim knows all about my "raises." This one was me fucking Kats big naturals for a half hour. I love fucking my secretary's big tits. It's one of my favorite parts of my day. Yeah... Kat gets a lot of "raises."

"I need to talk to him. I got a request from an old client, and I need to talk to him about it. Tell him I need to see him right away when you see him, OK?" Kim asks Kat.

"Sure thing, boss lady." Kat salutes Kim. She's a smart-ass... but a helluva good secretary. Well... a helluva good lay, I'll leave it at that.

The Break Room...

"Theres no fucking way you got Scarlett Johansson to jerk you off at the bar... you fucking jerk off." My best friend from childhood Fuzzy (Seth Rogen) tells my other best friend and lackey Spence (The King Of Queens). We've been friends forever.

They both work for Kim and I, here at Sleazy Productions. Kim and I started the porn company three years ago, and it's become the hottest one out there. We keep it sleazy baby. Ha. I hired my friends, even though I regret it pretty much daily.

"I did. She came up to me, cause she liked my Avengers shirt and we started talking, and one thing led to another..."

"Yeah, it led to you lying your ass off about Scarlett jerking off your little dick.

"Hey, jerk off... she did jerk me off...and you should talk about little dicks. Mr cocktail weiner." Spence and Fuzzy keep arguing, so I walk in and shut em up.

"Will you two idiots shut the fuck up. This is a place of business... and you're both fucking annoying." I tell em both.

"Sorry James. It's just this idiot is lying about getting jerked off by Scarlett Johansson."

"Im not lying."

"Yeah, I'm sure Scarlett fucking Johansson walked into a bar and asked herself, "who am I gonna jerk off in here? I know, I'll jerk off the hobbit looking virgin in the Avengers tee shirt...yeah right!"

I shake my head and walk out, as they keep arguing, once again regretting hiring the idiots.

My old friend Erin Andrews is hanging out. She and Kim went to lunch. "Erin... let's go up to my office. I wanna talk to you about something."

"OK James." Erin puts her arms around my right arm and we head upstairs to my office.

Kim is downstairs in the studio checking in on our latest production... DEEP INSIDE COURTENEY COX. Courteney is one of my best friends in Hollywood, so I talked her into a movie. A little charm, a nice amount of money, some more charm... and my cock... convinced her to do it.

"Harold... is everything going OK?" Kim asks the director Harold. He directs a lot of our movies. He's been around forever. Harold worked on DEEP THROAT back in the day, and he's still around today.

"Yeah Kim. No problems. Courteney is great. Very photogenic. Beautiful body too. I talked her into a blowjob this morning." Harold tells Kim. He's very large cock tent in his pants let's Kim know he really enjoyed it.

"That's great Harold." Kim giggles. Nice cock by the way. How big is that again?" Kim asks curiously.

"Eleven and a half inches long. Four and a half inches wide. Wanna see?" Harold asks, smirking at Kim.

Kim giggles. "Maybe later Harold. Get back to work, Mr Horny. Come up to my office when you're done for the day, so we can go over the schedule for tomorrow."

"You got it. See you later gorgeous... OK EVERYONE, LET'S GET SET UP." Harold gets back to his job.

Up In My Office...

"Very nice Erin. Suck it baby. Mmmmm." Erin is giving me one of her patented, awesome blowjobs. I'm pulling her ponytail, as she sucks in about half of my twelve inches. Those gorgeous eyes of hers are locked on mine, as she bobs her head ridiculously fast, then super slow, on my throbbing manhood.

Erin deep throats me, and I lose it. I hold her head and pump my cum down her fast sucking throat. Erin rubs my balls, as she swallow, drinking down my whole, sticky, creamy wad. I light a cigar and smile. Another great day already. Erin makes sure to suck out every last drop of jizz and lick every inch of my cock and balls clean.

"I love your cum James. I could drink it all day." Erin compliments me, softly kissing my cock from tip to base.

"Thank you baby." I tell. Erin, as I pick her up and lean her over my desk. I get behind her and slide my cock right up her clean shaven pussy. Slowly, I inch my way up that delicious twat. It grips me so perfectly.

I slap her ass and fuck Erin Andrews like the cock hungry, cum whore she is. I grab that ponytail, soming my cigar, and pull it hard, plowing up her twat, owning it. "YESSSSS... FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEE!! FUCK!!" Erin squirts all over my cock. I smirk and plow harder, pounding the fuck outta her tight clenching, soaked snatch. Erin squirts again... and I keep plowing.

Ten minutes later, I'm ass banging Erin, as she sits back on my desk, looking right at me, as my twelve inches of cock perfection pounds her sweet, well toned booty. Erin wraps those long, tan, smooth legs around my waist and pulls me in deeper. I rub her pussy so fucking fasttttttttt.

"FUCKKKKKKKKKKM!!" Erin screams out, squirting all over me. I pull out and aim my cock upwards, towards her perfect face. Erin opens her mouth and catches my flying sperm, as it soars through the air, dropping perfectly into her wide open mouth.

Erin smiles the whole time, drinking down my load with utter glee. When I'm done, she drinks down my piss, as I shoot it up towards her open mouth, her tongue outstretched. Erin moans happily, drinking down my warm yellow cocktail, smiling big at me, shaking her eyebrows. I smile and smoke my cigar, pissing up into the wide open mouth of the absolutely perfect Erin Andrews.

"That was fucking awesome James! I love how freaky you are." Erin says. We kiss deeply. I fondle her perky titties, tasting my own cum and piss. I flick. Her hard, rubbery, pink nipples with my thumbs, squeezing those gorgeous tits hard.

Erin and I talk over a movie I want her to do, while Spence tries to spy on a nude Courteney Cox.

"SPENCE... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" Stacey, the blonde milf PA shouts, as she sees Spence jacking off, looking into Courteney's dressing room. Stacey grabs Spence, his pants around his ankles, and pulls him into a storage closet.

"You're jacking off? You pervert. If you're gonna jack off... then jack off to these." Stacey tells Spence, as she pulls open her white blouse and flashes him her huge, natural tits. Stacey doesn't like to wear a bra. It's why I hired her. She puts her hands on her hips and smirks at Spence as he drools and stares at one of the sexiest pairs of tits ever. They are 36F and perfectly shaped. Spence jerks his cock quickly, licking his lips, in a big titty trance.

"Shit... do it right pervert. Here." Stacey kneels in front of him and jerks his cock faster and faster. Spence closes his eyes, shaking and grunting. He starts cumming. Stacey points his cumming dick at her massive tits. Spence thick cum paints both tits with his man goo.

"Good pervert. All that cum on my big titties." Stacey sucks Spencer's cum glazed plump crown her ruby red lips shining, her tongue licking around fat head, as she sucks.

"Mmmmmmm." Stacey moans, as she sucks out every drop of goo from Spence's thick dick. Stacey licks his piss slit and winks at Spence.

"Meet me here after work and I'll suck you off before I go home." Stacey tells a very happy Spence.

Later In The Day...

Harold and Kim are wrapping up their schedule meeting in Kim's office. Harold's cock is still tenting out his pants. Kim notices. She sits back in her chair and smiles. "So Harold... you wanted to show me your cock. I have a few minutes. Go ahead." Kim smiles, her pen slowly rubbing across her perfect, full lips.

Harold smirks confidently and stands up. He unzips his pants and pulls out his massive, old cock. Kim's eyes go wide. It's bigger than she thought. Harold knows she's impressed.

"Very, very nice. That's really big. Courteney sucked it, you said." Kim asks, her eyss glued to the giant, old dick.

"Yeah, but she could only get about six inches in. It's really hard to find a chick that can suck the whole thing.

Kim smiles at Harold. She thinks to herself... well...

Back in my office, Erin has left, when my phone rings. Kat answers it. "UHHHHHH... YEAHHHH... I mean... Sleazy Productions, I'm Kat... how may I help YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... FUCK YEAHHHHHHH!!" Kat squirts all over my cock, as I plow her pussy from behind. Her big, hanging titties flop wildly on my desk, as I POUND THE LIVING FUCK OUTTA HER SWEET FUCKING PUSSY!!

"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!" Kat screams out, squirting again. She hands me the phone.

"Here baby... it's Tyra... OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDD!!" Kat squirts two more times in a row, from my pussy plowing. My desk shakes and creaks.

"Yeah baby. What's up? Oh... Yeah, that's fine. OK... I'll. See you then." I hand Kat back the phone and cum in her. She smiles wide and lays on my desk, licking those perfect, luscious, full lips, loving my thick cum shooting up her well plowed pussy. I slap her phat ass and smile. Kat's my girl. She lives with Kim and I. She's my personal secretary... in every way possible.

Over In Kim's Office...

"Fuck, you're the best. I've never had a chick suck the whole thing. I'm gonna cum." Harold is loving my wife's oral skills. Kim deep throats the whole massive dick, on her knees in front of her desk, her nipples rock hard in her tight white, low cut blouse.

Harold is sitting on the edge of the desk, his hand on Kim's shiny, dark hair, as she sucks him better than he could every imagine. Kim's oral skills have helped us, business wise, numerous times. She bobs her head faster and feels Harold tense up. He blasts his huge load right down Kim's throat. Kim expertly swallows it all, enjoying the mild taste.

"Mmmmmmm... yummy. I think we should meet in here tomorrow Harold. I think my ass needs to become acquainted with this big cock too." Kim smiles up at him and licks his old dick clean.

"Yes ma'am." Harold says, smiling his ass off.

Fuzzy is downstairs, at the front desk, when he looks up and almost falls over. He sees... Scarlett Johansson. "Oh my God. You're Scarlett Johansson." He states the obvious.

"Yeah, I know, thanks. I'm looking for Spence. I wanna jerk him off again." She says, looking around.

"WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!" Fuzzy can't believe Spence was telling the truth the whole time.

Hey, it's crazy around here. Another day, another day of fucking. It's how it is 24/7 here at... Sleazy Productions.