(Loud Door Beating Sound)
(Muffled) BLITZY-KUUUUN!!
(Pause)
(Loud door beating sound)
(Muffled) BLITZY-KUUUN I'M HERE!! WE CAN FINALLY BE TOGETHER MY LOOOVE!!!
(Pause, followed by constant door beating until the door opens)
(Surprise and the sound of falling to the floor) AHHH!! Ouch...
(Pause)
(Awe and Crazed) There you are Master!! I've been through all of Hell looking for you! It's almost like you were avoiding me when I found your work.
(Slightly Crazier Whisper) But you would NEVER do that to your most prized beloved...would you?
(Pause)
(Return to Regular Voice) Oh, how'd I find you? That goth wolf girl told me as I was screaming your name outside. Said that if I wanted to "Torment the fuck out of you, you'd be on the 11th floor, 3rd door on the right, next to the dumb bitch that keeps stealing your newspaper." Then she told me to fuck off cause she was heading off for some more dick in the Lust Ring.
(Pause)
(Giggles) Oh Master, you thought that there'd be anything that could keep me from finding you? The only thing that would keep us apart is time.
(Dramatic Swooning) We are DESTINED to be together my love. Not even the foulest of-
(Pause)
(Anger and Indignant) Who are they?
(Pause)
(Crazed Soft Anger) The two other imps in that photo on your wall. You're hugging them pretty tightly. And...that's the wolf girl who told me where you were.
(Pause)
(Crazed, Deep Anger) And...who the FUCK is that bird twink in the picture you're kissing Master?
(Pause)
(Crazed) Your daughter? Your co-workers? Your ex? So that means...they're NOT going to try to take you away from me...
(Loud and Crazed) ARE THEY?!
(Pause)
(Sudden revert back to happy, but slowly become crazed throughout the paragraph) Ok, good. I can't tell you how much easier it's been now that I don't have to worry about being arrested like when I was living. I would have killed them if they tried anything to split our bond of love.
(Pause)
(Happy Crazed) I TOLD you Daddy...I'm here to serve you. Forever and ever, until the end of time. I'll kill and torture any who dare to threaten you. But when we're alone, I'll be your sweet, horny, NEEDY Kitten!!
(Neko Girl) NYAHH!!
(Pause)
(Lustfully Crazed) Please Master!! I want to show you my love. I'm destined to use that huge demon dick of yours!! Give me-
(Sound of slapping)
(Hurt) Owwww...you...you hit me Master.
(Pause)
(Crazed lust) Do it again. I can take it Master!! I want to be marked by your beautiful claws!! Rake my skin and destroy me!!
(Sounds of clothes being ripped off, mixed with slapping and loud moaning)