Sex Sells... 01
By : DickThePimp
Is there anything sex doesn't sell?.............. Hmmmm..... Well........ Nah..... Umm...... well, there may be, but for the sake of this series we'll say there ain't. Gettin' some pussy, ass, or cock is pretty universal in it's mass appeal. We all love gettin' freaky and gettin' off... And I'm definitely gonna prove that with this one. Hold on and get it up... it's fuck o' clock, bitches..............
Sex Sells... World International Universal Headquarters... Studio 1.......
"So... Max..."
"Yeah?"
Dude stares right at her bulging breasts, mere inches from them. "How much?"
"For what?"
"Them things." Dude points right at them, his fingertips grazing them as he coyly wiggles them. Snarky little bastard.
Max shakes her head, smirking deviously. Her uber awesome 34DDs pouring out of the unzipped top of her yellow and red waitress uniform. "..." She leans in to him, big titties glistening with beads of sweat, and softly whispers in his ear... all sexy and all... "about ten.... TIMES ALL THE MONEY YOU'LL EVER HAVE IN YOUR MISERABLE FUCKING LIFE, DUMBASS!!!" Then she dumps his spaghetti and meatballs in his lap. Fired up and hot as fuck! Damn... my kinda woman. Must be why I married her.
As the customer tries to clean himself up, Max heads over to the diner counter to talk to her best buddy/roommate... and fellow waitress... Whitney, shaking her gorgeous head at the big titty horndog customer.
"You OK, Max?"
"Yeah... I'm just sick of these annoying motherfuckers that are bad tippers and always trying to fuck me. I mean, damn... if you wanna fuck at least be a good tipper... or buy some weed off me... Something! Damn. That little weasel's been in here a few times and he NEVER tips! Bastard!" Max sticks out her tongue at the dude and straightens her top, pushing up on her super jugs to make sure they're perfect... and they definitely are.
"I know. I let a guy fuck me earlier cause he was so cute.... AND he gave me a nice tip, and all I did was let him fuck my pussy. $100 tip too. I told him I'd suck him off of he came back tomorrow. I'm really hoping he does. I have my eye on some Jimmy Choo's... and I only need another 50 bucks."
"That's what I like about you, Whitney... you're such a professional slut. You want some shoes... you fuck and suck some dudes. You're a real pro, babe." Max laughs, naughty winking at Whitney. She feels her up too, adjusting them sweet jugs in her uniform, making sure Whitney's lush boobies are nice and perfect as well... and yes... they are too. They share a quick kiss and giggle, then get back to work.
"CUT."
"Damn girl, your tittays are looking awesome!" Whitney Cummings tells Kat Dennings as she checks out Kat's hefty rack.
They're starring in a takeoff on Kat's 2 Broke Girls series. It's called 2 Broke Sluts... and it's exclusively on Sex Sells... TV. My idea. Kat loved it so we're doing it. Simple. I hired my girlfriend Whitney Cummings... who co-created 2 Broke Girls... to come in and produce it and co-star in it too. Had to make a few changes for trademark reasons so no Caroline. Whitney's way hotter than Beth Behrs anyway so it works.
"You girls are always chirpin'....... Hehe." Margaret Cho walks up to them. She plays the manager. She's a much nicer to look at manager than the little Korean guy from the CBS show. Margaret kisses Kat and Whitney on the cheek, then they share a smoke break while the camera crew sets up for the next scene.
"Damn girl... this is some good shit."
"Yeah...thanks. I usually save my best stuff for James, but since he's out of town til tomorrow I decided to smoke dat shit, BABY! OWWW! Hahaha." Margaret jokes and takes the joint from Whitney, puffs and then passes to Kat.
"Look at you... always sucking up to the boss man. Ha." Whitney jokes to Margaret. They keep puffing and passing... and quickly flashing the crew.
"More like sucking off the boss man." Kat grins a big ol' naughty grin.
"Girl... nobody does that more than you, sweetie pie." Margaret keeps up the figurative ball busting. They all laugh as they smoke. They all three actually suck off the boss man quite a bit... and thank God for that. Hahaha.
Whitney starts fondling Kat's super titties again, leaning in and licking them while the crew watches and applauds. Whitney laughs, then slutty kisses all over and motorboats Kat's creamy white 34DD chest bombs for the horny crew to enjoy. She gets a big pop from 'em. Whitney's real popular with the crew... for multiple reasons.
As 2 Broke Sluts gets back to filming, let's check out a very popular commercial for Sex Sells... TV.......
"Mmmmmmm... hey there everyone. I'm Kim Kardashian. I'm the boss' wife... and President of Sex Sells... TV. This is such a nice cock, isn't it? Mmmmmmm." Kim's jerking a ten inch thick piece of white meat, complete with bright pink helmet shaped crown. A nice and thick cock. So hard too. The camera is zoomed in on the rock hard cock, with Kim in the background. A flashy, Make Sure To Watch Sex Sells... TV sign on the wall behind Kim. It's in perfect focus the whole time.
Kim looks hard at the cock, smirking all sexy and all, slowly jerking it til it oozes cum. Not shoots it... oozes it. It runs out, pouring down the sides, rolling slowly over Kim's hand.
"YUM! Look at all of that yummy, yummy cum. I'm sure it tastes as good as it looks too. Hehe." She leans into the cock and laps at it with her tongue, smiling that trademark, very beautiful Kim I smile. Kim plays with the oozing cum with her super horny, dancing tongue, catching the cum on it, then letting it roll off of her tongue back onto the thick, upright shaft. She takes a bigggggg lick, scooping up a large amount of creamy white sperm with her dirty dancing tongue and delightedly gulps it down, still slowly jerking the bulging shaft.
"Mmmmmmm... yes it does. Yes it definitely does. Hehehe. Don't forget... Sex Sells... Everything.... Byeeeee......." She waves and smiles at the camera, still stroking the hard as steel cock, her creamy, jizz glistening full lips pursed. She blows a big sexy kiss from behind the cumming cock to the camera as it fades out.
I love that commercial. Simple, sexy... and to the slutty point. Sex definitely sells everything. It's the story and theme of my life... and my world.
I'm up in Frisco with my grandmama Nancy (Nancy Pelosi) and her wife Hillary (Hillary Clinton) on business. We're opening a swingers retreat up here so we're finishing up all the zoning and taxes shit you've got to go through to get to the fun shit.
"Damn... Hillary... take those dicks up your old whore ass. You nasty bitch. Ha! I love it!" My grandmama cheering on her super slutty wife while she gets double anal from two big young fans... ten and eleven inches respectively. Twenty one inches of hard dick up that old white butt. Damn! That whore can take a butt fucking real damn good.
Nancy slaps both young stud's butts, squeezing 'em both while she films Hillary taking a double ass pounding, screaming, creaming and gleaming. Hillary's old saggy boobs hang down under her and jiggle wildly as both dudes abuse her lily white ass rough and wild. Gotta love my horned up step granny. Sexy bitch with a sexual appetite that would wear out bitches a third her age.
"Hey babe... saw your commercial again. Just as hot as it was the first time."
"Awwww... thank you, my king." Kim called me. "Did you get the pics of our new hunk? Beth (Beth Chapman) found him in Malibu. He's a surfer. She said he's a helluva fuck too. Yum yum. Hehe."
"Beth always spots talent. Another horny wife for me. Ha."
"Oh yeahhh, stud. You make us all horny... all day... all night. Yummy yum yum. Hehehe."
"How's things at home, hot stuff?" I ask.
Both young studs cum in Hillary's well used rump. It floods out, pooling on the bed sheets. Nancy zooms in close, massaging both dude's big young nuts as they pump out the thick dick cream.
