For those of you who clicked on this story just cause you see Jennifer Aniston's name and you don't read the series, than scroll down to the stars. Everything before the stars is building up characters for the series. Jebbifer makes an appearance after the stars. I hope you all enjoy.
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I pulled up in front of the club, I had spent most of yesterday sleeping after my strange, yet wonderful encounter with Elisha Cuthbert. After she had kicked me out, in the nicest way possible, I went home to find Melissa passed out on the couch, with a needle on the table. So to say, she had managed to stay clean for just about a week. I was now starting to get worried and decided I was gonna do something about it. But first, Melissa needed to be conscious and sober so that everything would actually sink into her head.
I tossed my keys to Earl, the valet. I saw Travis and the new guy, Jeff at the door. It looked like we had a good turn out tonight, the queue to get in was pretty long. I said 'Hi' to Travis and walked in. I walked up to the bar to the one and only spare seat.
"A beer, thanks." I said to the bartender. I couldn't even remember her name, we had a lot of people working for us and a lot were uncomfortable with the 'extra activity' that we had and would leave when they found out. She handed me a bottle of beer with the cap taken off but still at the top. I took a sip and looked at the guy sitting beside me. He looked quite depressed.
"What's troubling you buddy?" I asked, not really bothered about his answer, looking around, scanning the place to see if I could see Stefan anywhere.
"Last summer, when my girlfriend was in New Zealand shooting a movie, I flew out there and proposed to her, she said yes." He said, his words slightly slurred.
"And that's the problem? You have to take her down the aisle?"
"No! On TV, I said I wasn't in a rush to get married and last Christmas, she called it off. Just like that." He attempted to click his fingers a couple of times before he finally managed it. "She said... we were on a break. But I know she's fucking someone else. Some hockey player for the Kings."
"You said, you said something on TV to piss her off. You a singer?" I asked not sure at all on who he was.
"No. I'm Justin Timberlake's PA."
"The guy who dated Elisha Cuthbert?"
"Yeah!" He replied. Elisha's dating a hockey player? I thought we were an item, sort of. It didn't really matter, I cheated on her two days ago and had three women living at my home as live in girlfriends. But it still bugged me. I just walked off, I think he was still talking, but he was too drunk to even notice I wasn't there.
I heard someone yelling as they came into the club. I looked over to see that it was that singer 'Pink.' She annoyed the shit out of me and I made my way to the back. I walked into the office to see Stefan drooling over Pink on one of the monitors.
"Dude!" I said throwing the cap of the beer bottle at him. "Why'd you leave me a message to meet you here?"
"Oh! Shit! Yeah!" He said handing me a disc. "It's done."
"What is it?"
"The Angelina Jolie porno."
"That quick?"
"Yep! I even made chapters for easier navigation." He seemed proud of himself. I walked around the table to him, he stood up as he gave the disc to me.
"Thanks man." I said giving him the half hug, with one hand.
"No worries dogg!" Stefan said. I got my cell phone out and looked up Vince Vaughn's number. I called his home number. I didn't have Jennifer's number and I knew Vince was away filming, so Jennifer would definitely answer if she was in.
"Hello?" I heard Jennifer's voice.
"Hi. It's Kash."
"Did you do it?" She said cutting me off, sounding very excited.
"Yeah. When do you want me to get it to you?"
"Could you bring it over tonight?" She asked. It was kind of a stretch, but I had nothing else to do.
"Sure!" I replied. "I'll be there within a hour." I hung up.
"Dogg? Do you even have the address?" Stefan asked.
"Yep! I've been over to Vince's place a couple of time's." I answered. "Check you tomorrow." I said as I made my way to the door. The intercom buzzed.
"There's a Alecia Moore here to see you guys." Travis said.
"Send her in." Stefan replied.
"Who's Alecia Moore?" I asked.
"Pink."
"I better get out before she gets in." I said going out the door.
"Good luck!" I heard him yell. As I made my way back out to the main part of the club, I saw Pink starting to head back. At least he can drool over her in person now and maybe even get a piece of her, judging by what I've read in tabloid papers about her, I think he's gonna get lucky tonight. She was headed right towards me, I wanted to avoid her at all costs so I decided to take the back door out.
I closed the door behind me. The back door led out to a alley way, which looked dark and the kind that you could get killed in at night. I started to walk forward, down the alley when four guys came out of no where.
"Hey! Rich boy!" the tallest one said. "You work at this stuck up club?"
"Something like that." I replied staying calm.
"You know, we always get kicked out of here and now, we're not even allowed in. And you know what? It's your fault!"
"How you figure that?" I asked.
"He's talking back!" Another guy said, a short, stocky guy. "We ought to teach him some respect!" He said punching the palm of one hand with his other fist.
"So let me get this straight." I started. "You're getting ready to kick the shit out of me for no apparent reason other than I may or may not work here." I said breaking it down. "You have to forgive me for thinking that you guys aren't the brightest bunch I've ever come across." I finished what I was saying and tried to walk past them. One of them pushed me back, not letting me through. The tall guy slugged me one on the face pretty hard. That's when I realised, I was gonna have to fight these guys to get through.
"Yeah! Kick the shit out of him Ed!" another one of the guys shouted to the tall guy, who's obviously named Ed. Ed punched me one on the stomach dropping me to my knees. I was gonna get my ass kicked if I didn't do anything and I decided that seeing as though it was four on one, I was gonna have to fight a little dirty. That's when I used full power to throw an elbow. It wasn't my fault I was on my knees in front of Ed and that my elbow was in range of his balls. Need less to say, he dropped to the floor clutching his nuts.