For those of you who clicked on this story just cause you see Jennifer Aniston's name and you don't read the series, than scroll down to the stars. Everything before the stars is building up characters for the series. Jebbifer makes an appearance after the stars. I hope you all enjoy.
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I pulled up in front of the club, I had spent most of yesterday sleeping after my strange, yet wonderful encounter with Elisha Cuthbert. After she had kicked me out, in the nicest way possible, I went home to find Melissa passed out on the couch, with a needle on the table. So to say, she had managed to stay clean for just about a week. I was now starting to get worried and decided I was gonna do something about it. But first, Melissa needed to be conscious and sober so that everything would actually sink into her head.
I tossed my keys to Earl, the valet. I saw Travis and the new guy, Jeff at the door. It looked like we had a good turn out tonight, the queue to get in was pretty long. I said 'Hi' to Travis and walked in. I walked up to the bar to the one and only spare seat.
"A beer, thanks." I said to the bartender. I couldn't even remember her name, we had a lot of people working for us and a lot were uncomfortable with the 'extra activity' that we had and would leave when they found out. She handed me a bottle of beer with the cap taken off but still at the top. I took a sip and looked at the guy sitting beside me. He looked quite depressed.
"What's troubling you buddy?" I asked, not really bothered about his answer, looking around, scanning the place to see if I could see Stefan anywhere.
"Last summer, when my girlfriend was in New Zealand shooting a movie, I flew out there and proposed to her, she said yes." He said, his words slightly slurred.
"And that's the problem? You have to take her down the aisle?"
"No! On TV, I said I wasn't in a rush to get married and last Christmas, she called it off. Just like that." He attempted to click his fingers a couple of times before he finally managed it. "She said... we were on a break. But I know she's fucking someone else. Some hockey player for the Kings."
"You said, you said something on TV to piss her off. You a singer?" I asked not sure at all on who he was.
"No. I'm Justin Timberlake's PA."
"The guy who dated Elisha Cuthbert?"
"Yeah!" He replied. Elisha's dating a hockey player? I thought we were an item, sort of. It didn't really matter, I cheated on her two days ago and had three women living at my home as live in girlfriends. But it still bugged me. I just walked off, I think he was still talking, but he was too drunk to even notice I wasn't there.
I heard someone yelling as they came into the club. I looked over to see that it was that singer 'Pink.' She annoyed the shit out of me and I made my way to the back. I walked into the office to see Stefan drooling over Pink on one of the monitors.
"Dude!" I said throwing the cap of the beer bottle at him. "Why'd you leave me a message to meet you here?"
"Oh! Shit! Yeah!" He said handing me a disc. "It's done."
"What is it?"
"The Angelina Jolie porno."
"That quick?"
"Yep! I even made chapters for easier navigation." He seemed proud of himself. I walked around the table to him, he stood up as he gave the disc to me.
"Thanks man." I said giving him the half hug, with one hand.
"No worries dogg!" Stefan said. I got my cell phone out and looked up Vince Vaughn's number. I called his home number. I didn't have Jennifer's number and I knew Vince was away filming, so Jennifer would definitely answer if she was in.
"Hello?" I heard Jennifer's voice.
"Hi. It's Kash."
"Did you do it?" She said cutting me off, sounding very excited.
"Yeah. When do you want me to get it to you?"
"Could you bring it over tonight?" She asked. It was kind of a stretch, but I had nothing else to do.
"Sure!" I replied. "I'll be there within a hour." I hung up.
"Dogg? Do you even have the address?" Stefan asked.
"Yep! I've been over to Vince's place a couple of time's." I answered. "Check you tomorrow." I said as I made my way to the door. The intercom buzzed.
"There's a Alecia Moore here to see you guys." Travis said.
"Send her in." Stefan replied.
"Who's Alecia Moore?" I asked.
"Pink."
"I better get out before she gets in." I said going out the door.
"Good luck!" I heard him yell. As I made my way back out to the main part of the club, I saw Pink starting to head back. At least he can drool over her in person now and maybe even get a piece of her, judging by what I've read in tabloid papers about her, I think he's gonna get lucky tonight. She was headed right towards me, I wanted to avoid her at all costs so I decided to take the back door out.
I closed the door behind me. The back door led out to a alley way, which looked dark and the kind that you could get killed in at night. I started to walk forward, down the alley when four guys came out of no where.
"Hey! Rich boy!" the tallest one said. "You work at this stuck up club?"
"Something like that." I replied staying calm.
"You know, we always get kicked out of here and now, we're not even allowed in. And you know what? It's your fault!"
"How you figure that?" I asked.
"He's talking back!" Another guy said, a short, stocky guy. "We ought to teach him some respect!" He said punching the palm of one hand with his other fist.
"So let me get this straight." I started. "You're getting ready to kick the shit out of me for no apparent reason other than I may or may not work here." I said breaking it down. "You have to forgive me for thinking that you guys aren't the brightest bunch I've ever come across." I finished what I was saying and tried to walk past them. One of them pushed me back, not letting me through. The tall guy slugged me one on the face pretty hard. That's when I realised, I was gonna have to fight these guys to get through.
"Yeah! Kick the shit out of him Ed!" another one of the guys shouted to the tall guy, who's obviously named Ed. Ed punched me one on the stomach dropping me to my knees. I was gonna get my ass kicked if I didn't do anything and I decided that seeing as though it was four on one, I was gonna have to fight a little dirty. That's when I used full power to throw an elbow. It wasn't my fault I was on my knees in front of Ed and that my elbow was in range of his balls. Need less to say, he dropped to the floor clutching his nuts.
The other three pounced on me like animals, the first guy kicked me over and then all three of them started to stomp me. I guess I won't be seeing Jennifer within the hour like how I had said. That's when I remembered, I kept a gun on the side of my right calf, another thing I had picked up from the gangster movies. It may be tiny, but when you pull the trigger, it has the same result as any gun when the bullet makes contact.
As I reached down to my ankle, all of a sudden one of the guys went flying across on to the wall. A guy had just flung him across and then he grabbed one of the other guys and gave a thundering punch to the stomach. By now I had pulled my gun out and smashed the fourth and final guy on the back of the head with the back of the gun. Once he was on the floor, I straddled him and continued to smash him across the face repeatedly with the back of the gun.
"Hey ease up buddy." The guy who had helped me said, helping me up to my feet. I looked at the guy and he looked very familiar. He was in a black suit, with a white shirt, top buttons undone and in black jeans. He had very short hair, just enough so he wasn't bold. I was still fuming at the four guys, I wanted to carry on pounding them.
"You OK?" The guy asked. I turned around and shot the guy I was pounding on and the guy that I had elbowed on the nuts.
"Much better now." I said putting the gun away, under my pants at the side of my calf. The guy looked a little shocked. "Thanks for the help. I'm Kash by the way." I said, extending my hand. He was staring at the guys I had just shot.
"Domonic." He said turning his gaze to me. "Why'd they attack you?"
"No reason, except for the fact that they're assholes." I replied.
"Fuckers like them deserve it." He said, now going back to normal.
"Hey!" I said realising how I recognised him. "Aren't you the guy of Prison Break?"
"Yeah."
"What you doing back here?"
"I was trying to get into the club, but they didn't let me in, saying that I was lying and that I wasn't a celebrity. I heard some noise at the back, came around to see you getting your ass kicked. So I did the good Samaritan thing."
"Thanks for that. Don't worry about getting into the club!" I said as we headed out the alleyand around to the front of the club. "Travis!" I called out as we got to the front of the line. "This is Domonic Purcell, from Prison Break, let him in and send out a clean up crew around the back in the alley."
"Thanks for that." Dominic said shaking my hand.
"Don't worry about it, but this doesn't make us even. I still owe you." He headed off into the club and I waited for Earl to bring my car around. I checked around to see if there was any blood on my clothes, luckily there wasn't any. Earl bought the car around, I got in and checked in the rear view mirror to see if there was any bruises or cuts on my face. I didn't seem to have any, probably be feeling the effects in the morning.
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I took my time to get to Jennifer's, driving just under the speed limit, I didn't want to seem too eager to Jennifer. I pulled up into her drive way and parked. I walked up to the door and when I was about twenty feet away, the door opened and I saw Jennifer urging me to hurry up. She seemed like a excited kid on Christmas morning.
"Come in!" she said closing the door behind me. I checked her out and she was dressed in a white top, faded blue jeans and no shoes, she was barefoot. I took my shoes off, it was the courteous thing to do.
"Lead the way." I said. I followed her into the living room. She had a great ass, the one made famous on the cover of 'Rollingstones' and I couldn't take my eyes off them and those tight fitting jeans made them look incredible..
"Where's the tape?" She said with a huge smile on her face, holding her hands together just under her chin. I pulled the disc out of my pocket. "Ooh! Getting all hi tech on me." She said taking the disc from me. She put the disc into the DVD player, switched the TV on and sat down on the couch, her legs crossed like a yoga position.
"Sit!" Jennifer said patting the spot beside her. I sat down next to her. The DVD menu screen came up. "Very nice!" She said nodding in approval as she searched through the chapters.
"The chapters are named with what happens in them." I said, getting impressed at how much things that Stefan had added on in the short amount of time that he had to actually do it.
"Oh my God!" Jennifer said putting the remote down onto her thigh. "You fucked her up the ass?"
