Salma Haye and the Movie Premiere

I've always been a fan of Salma Hayek. As I was soon to find out, like many outside the United States, she's really upfront about her sexuality. Americans are so fucking hung up about shit like that. I actually bumped into her once. Seriously. My dad has "connections" in Cali and gets me invited to movie premieres every once and awhile. Not huge blockbusters but, hey, I get to mingle occasionally.

Anyway, I went to her "How To Be A Latin Lover" in 2017 and bumped into her. Fuck, dude, she's even hotter in person! Absolutely perfect skin. Shimmering eyes. And tiny! She's barely five feet tall! So, anyway, she had this skimpy little backless black dress on. The front was open practically to her navel. I'm a pretty bold guy, so I went right up to her and started chatting her up. What a smile! She seemed pretty happy to be chatting with someone other than the typical Hollywood chump. Well, the chat got pretty friendly and she finally caught me staring down her dress. Fuck, dude, I couldn't help it! I'm six feet tall! So she gave me a little sideways glance and a smile and asked me if I'd like to see them. I about had a heart attack! She looked around the room real quick them pulled open her dress! Oh. My. God! It was like staring into the sun! I thought I was going to go blind! They were fucking incredible! She put them away and laughed and asked if I liked them. Uh, duh. Then she asked me if I wanted to touch them?! She grabbed my hand and pulled it inside her dress. Fuuuuuck! Round and firm and heavy. Incredible!

So I'm trying to hide from the room that I'm quietly mauling her breasts when she says to me in that sexy, husky voice and her thick accent, "You like them, yes?"

"Very much so," I said.

"AY!" she yipped when I pinched one of her erect nipples. "Mmmm, be very careful with those. They're very sensitive, they make me a little crazy when they're played with that way."

Without protest, she let me slip the dress to the side and I sucked one of those thick pointers between my lips.

"Ay yi yi," she moaned while she ran her hands through my hair. "You're driving me crazy!" Then I grunted when her hand gripped the bulge in my pants. "Maybe you have something hard that I can suck on that will make you crazy, yes? It seems only fair."

When I looked into her face her eyes were sparkling. I said, "What do you think?" while she ran her palm along the bulge in my pants.

She nodded her head. "Si, I think you do. Let's find out, yes?"

She tucked her tit back into her dress, grabbed my hand, and pulled me into an alcove off the side of the room. Without even being asked, she looked into my face with a crooked grin, untied the knot behind her neck and the top of her dress fell around her waist. Jesus Christ! I mean, God broke the mold after he made those fat fuckers. Then she fell to her knees and worked at my zipper.

"Now let's see what you've brought me," she said in that sexy fucking voice.

Her hand was so soft and warm when it reached inside my pants and wrapped itself around my snake. Her eyebrows sailed up her forehead when she pulled the full length out of my pants.

"¡Ay, caramba! That is very impressive, I must say," she cooed as she stroked the veiny shaft. "It's so very thick and heavy. I don't know how you boys walk around with these between your legs!"

"Trust me, we wonder the same thing about you and those tits."

She smiled. "It's not easy, believe me!" She slowly dropped her knees, smiling as she watched my expression all the way. "You like my tits, yes?" she asked.

I nodded. "Hell yeah I do."

"Mmmmmm, maybe you would like them wrapped around this beautiful cock of yours, yes?"

I nodded again. "Very much so."

Her eyes twinkled looking up at me while she dropped me into her massive cleavage and wrapped it with her globes. They were soft and firm at the same time and felt amazing. She dropped a stream of saliva across the tip and began to slowly bounce.

"You like this, yes?" she asked with devilish grin.

I nodded. "Oh yeah." She smiled.

"I thought you would."

I looked down at her with a crooked smile. "As beautiful as you are with it between you tits, I'll bet you would look even better with it in your mouth."

She replied with a sexy little laugh. "Oh you do now, do you? Eres muy audaz (you are very bold). Very few men are so bold. I like it very much. I believe it should be rewarded," she said in a deep husky coo.

I grunted when she took me into her hot mouth and quickly began to bob her head in and out of my groin. My hands went to the back of her head and I began to thrust my hips, slamming against the back of her mouth with each pump. Her hand slid along my shaft with her mouth. It was like getting a hand job and a blow job at the same time and, as you might imagine, felt amazing. Meanwhile, her other hand had slipped under her dress and she was pleasuring herself at the same time.

Suddenly, my head snapped back. "Guhfuck!" I croaked when my nuts bounced off her chin. She'd swallowed the whole fucking thing!

Her slurps and my grunts could barely be heard over the white nose of the gathered crowd just around the corner of us while I gave her a good and proper throat fuck.

"Fuuuuuuuck," I groaned. "You're a professional fucking sword swallower!"

She nodded as best as she could with a pole stuck in her face. "Mmmmhmmm! Mmmmhmmm!" she hummed while looked up at me with those big beautiful eyes.

It wasn't long before she felt me throbbing in her throat. I looked down at her with a shocked and sad face when she pulled off of me.

"What the fuck?" I asked.

She giggled. "You are about to cum, yes?"

"Yeah I am!"

She wagged her finger at me and smiled. "No no todavía no (no no, not yet.) You aren't getting off that easy, señor. I want you to fuck me with this monstruo (monster) before we are done."

She stood up, spun around, placed her palms on the wall, bent at the waist, and tossed the back of her dress to the side, revealing that dark heart-shapped ass to me as well as a pair of swollen ruby red lips between her legs. I stepped between her spread legs and held myself steady. She gasped when I slid the tip along her soaked slash.

"My my, Salma, you're soaked," I said in a mocking tone.

"Ay dios mío (oh my God), I've been thinking about you fucking me ever since I first saw your la polla (cock)." I continued to run it along her length. "Ay dios mío, you are just teasing me now. Don't be so mean. Please, I want..." Then her head snapped back when I punctured her fleshy folds and buried myself balls deep. "Oh mi maldito dios! (Oh my fucking God)" she cried out.

I laughed and said, "Jesus, Salma! Everybody will hear you!"

"Yu hijo de puta! (You son of a bitch) You nearly split me in half! I couldn't help it!"

I grabbed her ample hips and began to rock my hips back and forth. "Maybe you want everyone to hear you. Huh? Maybe that's it. Maybe you want to put on a show for everyone here?"

"Oh mi maldito dios! (Oh my fucking God) I don't care, as long you are fucking me! Ay dios mío, you feel asombroso (amazing)!"

"Goddamn, Salma, you've got a tight cunt! Jesus!"

"That's because you are so fucking huge! Ay dios mío! Don't stop! Más rápido! Más duro! Faster! Harder!"

Only the two of us could hear the skin slapping skin sound. She quietly cursed in Spanish while I grunted and growled. I could feel her begin to spasm around my pumping piston.

Her head dipped. "Oh mi maldito dios! Oh mi maldito dios! You are fucking me so hard! You are going to make me la leche (cum)!"

"If that means what I think, let's see if I can make you scream," I hissed.

I reached around and slapped her enraged button. Her head shot up and her eyeballs nearly shot out of their sockets.

"Oh mi maldito dios!" she screamed. ""Ay yi yi! Ay! Ay! Aaaaaiiiiiyyyyyeeeeeeee!"

Her snatch clamped down on my muscle so tightly I thought she was going to snap it off inside of her. I watched her body tremble as it exploded with a massive orgasm. She pushed back into my thrusts, cursing me and my family heritage the entire time. I pumped as hard and as long as I could, but a man can only take so much. She could feel me throbbing deep inside her.

"Holy fuck, Salma! You're gonna make me cum!"

"No esperes (no wait)!" she shouted.

Not knowing Spanish, I was quite surprised when she pushed me back and out of her. But my confusion was quickly cleared up when she fell to her knees.

"I want it in my mouth! I want to taste it!"

"Guhfuck!" I croaked when she took me back into her mouth.

She sucked hard on my pounding head while she stroked my shaft.

"Holy fuck, you're gonna make me cum!"

"Mmmmhmmm! Mmmmmhmmmm!"

I clenched my jaw. "Nnnngggghhh! Nnnnggghhhh!" My hips stuttered. My body stiffened. "Guhfuck!"

Her mouth quickly filled with my thick salty spunk. She sucked and swallowed as fast and hard as she could but she couldn't keep up with the volume. Each throb of my vein shot a fresh load into her face. Milky white bubbles of cum and saliva popped out the corners of her mouth, streaked down her chin, and dripped onto her swaying globes.

Once the throbbing in her mouth stopped, she slowly pulled back and released me with a "pop". A strand followed me out until it finally snapped and fell. I looked down. She had a devilish look on her face and an open mouth, revealing a spider web of white. She closed her mouth, took a big gulp with a smile, then opened her mouth again. All that was left was the sexy red tongue that had been wrapped around my tool only moments before. She ran her finger across her shiny chin and tucked it between her lips.

"Mmmmmm, I love the taste of myself on a man's cock," she purred. "That was a big load."

"And you swallowed it all. You're a real cum dumpster."

She gave me a crooked smile. "Only for special men with special la pollas." She stood up and began to rearrange her dress as best as she could while I tucked myself back into my slacks and zipped up. "And you definitely have a special la polla."

I laughed. "And you are one fine fuck."

Her eyes sparkled. "Mmmmm, gracias. I will take that as a compliment."

"Good. It's meant as one."

She kissed me on the cheek, followed by a soft caress with her soft and warm hand. "Unfortunately, I must get back and mingle with these horny old cabrones (fuckers). Thank you for introducing me to that muy grande (very large) equipment you have." She tilted her head. "Go see my assistant over there. Tell her I said 'el tiene una polla enorme' (he has a huge cock). She will give you my personal cell phone number so you can send me some pictures of your enorme polla (huge cock)."

I grunted when she grabbed my crotch.

She gave me a lusty smile. "Gracias por no partirme por la mitad con tu enorme polla, Mr. Mark. (Thank you for not splitting me in half with your huge cock) We will see each other soon, mi amor (my love)."

I watched her turn around and walk away to join the crowd as if nothing had happened while wearing a huge smile and glimmer in her eye.

As for me, as you might imagine, I've got quite the story to tell and attend as many movie premieres as my Dad can get me into.