I've always been a fan of Salma Hayek. As I was soon to find out, like many outside the United States, she's really upfront about her sexuality. Americans are so fucking hung up about shit like that. I actually bumped into her once. Seriously. My dad has "connections" in Cali and gets me invited to movie premieres every once and awhile. Not huge blockbusters but, hey, I get to mingle occasionally.
Anyway, I went to her "How To Be A Latin Lover" in 2017 and bumped into her. Fuck, dude, she's even hotter in person! Absolutely perfect skin. Shimmering eyes. And tiny! She's barely five feet tall! So, anyway, she had this skimpy little backless black dress on. The front was open practically to her navel. I'm a pretty bold guy, so I went right up to her and started chatting her up. What a smile! She seemed pretty happy to be chatting with someone other than the typical Hollywood chump. Well, the chat got pretty friendly and she finally caught me staring down her dress. Fuck, dude, I couldn't help it! I'm six feet tall! So she gave me a little sideways glance and a smile and asked me if I'd like to see them. I about had a heart attack! She looked around the room real quick them pulled open her dress! Oh. My. God! It was like staring into the sun! I thought I was going to go blind! They were fucking incredible! She put them away and laughed and asked if I liked them. Uh, duh. Then she asked me if I wanted to touch them?! She grabbed my hand and pulled it inside her dress. Fuuuuuck! Round and firm and heavy. Incredible!
So I'm trying to hide from the room that I'm quietly mauling her breasts when she says to me in that sexy, husky voice and her thick accent, "You like them, yes?"
"Very much so," I said.
"AY!" she yipped when I pinched one of her erect nipples. "Mmmm, be very careful with those. They're very sensitive, they make me a little crazy when they're played with that way."
Without protest, she let me slip the dress to the side and I sucked one of those thick pointers between my lips.
"Ay yi yi," she moaned while she ran her hands through my hair. "You're driving me crazy!" Then I grunted when her hand gripped the bulge in my pants. "Maybe you have something hard that I can suck on that will make you crazy, yes? It seems only fair."
When I looked into her face her eyes were sparkling. I said, "What do you think?" while she ran her palm along the bulge in my pants.
She nodded her head. "Si, I think you do. Let's find out, yes?"
She tucked her tit back into her dress, grabbed my hand, and pulled me into an alcove off the side of the room. Without even being asked, she looked into my face with a crooked grin, untied the knot behind her neck and the top of her dress fell around her waist. Jesus Christ! I mean, God broke the mold after he made those fat fuckers. Then she fell to her knees and worked at my zipper.
"Now let's see what you've brought me," she said in that sexy fucking voice.
Her hand was so soft and warm when it reached inside my pants and wrapped itself around my snake. Her eyebrows sailed up her forehead when she pulled the full length out of my pants.
"¡Ay, caramba! That is very impressive, I must say," she cooed as she stroked the veiny shaft. "It's so very thick and heavy. I don't know how you boys walk around with these between your legs!"
"Trust me, we wonder the same thing about you and those tits."
She smiled. "It's not easy, believe me!" She slowly dropped her knees, smiling as she watched my expression all the way. "You like my tits, yes?" she asked.
I nodded. "Hell yeah I do."
"Mmmmmm, maybe you would like them wrapped around this beautiful cock of yours, yes?"
I nodded again. "Very much so."
Her eyes twinkled looking up at me while she dropped me into her massive cleavage and wrapped it with her globes. They were soft and firm at the same time and felt amazing. She dropped a stream of saliva across the tip and began to slowly bounce.
"You like this, yes?" she asked with devilish grin.
I nodded. "Oh yeah." She smiled.
"I thought you would."
I looked down at her with a crooked smile. "As beautiful as you are with it between you tits, I'll bet you would look even better with it in your mouth."