Jungling
, Caitlyn mused to herself as she pulled her makeshift bayonet out of the last raptor,
really isn't too bad once you got the hang of it
. It wasn't where she wanted to be and it certainly wasn't where she was meant to be, but in some strange way it made things exhilarating, into an adventure. She hadn't had a lot of those since becoming sheriff of Piltover.
Not that anyone who didn't already know her could guess as much at a glance. It was an unlucky coincidence she decided to wear her safari outfit to the Rift today, a short and stylish jacket over a tight green cropped shirt that showcased the curves of her heavy breasts and her taut midriff. Below that she wore shorts that were even tighter, the sort that were a production in themselves to put on, necessitating a great deal of wiggling and pulling to get them over her firm but plentiful ass. The leather boots she wore only rose so high as her shin, revealing almost all of her long, practically sculpted legs. Her brushstalker hat completed the outfit.
Even so...
Graves is such an asshole
. He was supposed to be the one jungling, but he took one look at the enemy jungler before deciding he would go bottom instead, giving Caitlyn three things: his machete, his smite spell, and no time to argue. Being a team player meant sometimes making sacrifices for the greater good, and this was one match Caitlyn needed to win. Her nemesis, Jinx, was on the other team.
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A few minutes later, Caitlyn had cleared out all but one monster camp in the jungle: the Gromp, a giant toad. She had heard her junglers complain about it before, but as she studied it from the nearby brush she couldn't comprehend why it was so hated. Sure, it was a bit larger than the Sentinel or Elder Lizard, but it was also a GIANT TOAD. Surely, she reasoned with herself, it can't be that tough. She brought her rifle up and took careful aim, then fired her first shot. It croaked its annoyed displeasure and turned towards her, beginning its heavy hops towards her.
Caitlyn was feeling good, confident, as she took her next shot. The Gromp continued towards her unimpeded, its jaw dropping and its tongue lolling out. Still, Caitlyn held fast. Her refillable potion and careful positioning had kept her healthy, and she was sure after killing the oversized frog she'd be able to go for her first gank in top lane. Another shot and another, and then Caitlyn moved back to keep the disgusting thing from touching her.
There were a few problems with this.
For one, nobody told Caitlyn that the Gromp defended itself with its thick purple saliva. It was a terribly unpleasant surprise when it reared back and spat at her, a large splotch of it splatting against her shirt. "Ugh!" she yelped with the sudden shock of it and recoiled, dropping her rifle in the process. That might have been her only problem if she had come to the Rift intending to jungle.
As she took a reflexive step back, the heel of her boot hit an unshapely rock, the remains of the sentinel she had slain not too long ago. Its revenge from beyond the grave was tripping her over. Caitlyn landed straight on her bottom in the brush but caught herself from sprawling with a hand on the ground behind her, her hat falling further from her.
Her second problem was that no one told Caitlyn that junglers needed to have their clothing and armor specially treated against the Gromp's saliva, which was both acidic to normal textiles and a terribly potent aphrodisiac. It took a few seconds and a noticeable breeze for her to realize the front of her shirt and jacket were quickly dissolving. She glanced down and saw the pink peaks of her tits rapidly hardening, her shock quickly turning to addled confusion from the saliva's fumes. It really should have been the least of her concerns at that moment, for she soon felt a shadow fall over her and glanced up.
The Gromp stepped over Caitlyn's rifle and stared down at her. It was hideous, and she was absolutely sure it was going to eat her. She would be first blood this match, and to a neutral at that. But it didn't do anything. It didn't occur to Caitlyn to cover herself at all, and probably wouldn't even without her hazy mind. It was a giant toad and surely didn't care about her breasts, as beautiful as they were and as prone as men were to ogle them.
Moments went by without anything happening, and Caitlyn felt a blossoming hope in her, a warm feeling that began to spread throughout her body. Maybe she had a way out of this yet. With a nervous grin taking over her otherwise pouty lips, she slowly reached out down to her belt and opened one of its pouches to remove a small hextech cube. She pressed a button on its side and just as slowly lifted her palm to the gromp as it began to unfold into one of her famous Yordle Snap Traps, complete with a cupcake at its center. If she could just distract the gromp for a moment, she could grab her rifle and make a quick getaway. Its eyes seemed to focus on it.
Perfect
, Caitlyn thought to herself, and prepared to throw it to the side.