Chapter 3: Wild Child
"You are very fortunate to turn out like me you ungrateful whelp." Giles said. He was on edge. Thinking back, the memory came to him. He had only kissed her. But he had been intending to . . . . He gestured impatiently for Ripper to come further into the apartment and have a seat.
Ripper took in his surroundings with disdain and disappointment. He was hoping that he would be a wizard, maybe live in nice digs. Nope. He was old, acted like his mother, and dressed funny.
"Why aren't you tweedy?" Spike demanded again. He looked from Giles to Ripper with a confused sort of fascination. It was like watching a Firebird turn into a serviceable mini-van.
"I have never worn tweed, mate." Ripper sounded offended. He looked at Spike's leather duster with an appraising eye. "Nice coat. Where'd you get it?"
Spike smiled, ready to launch into another bout of bragging. It's not like many other vampires had the audacity to hunt down and kill a slayer. Let alone steal her bloody coat and wear it on a nightly basis.
Ripper's eyes narrowed. "You're a vampire." His head whipped to Giles. "So, you still like vampires, eh? Maybe you aren't so bad after all." He gave his older self a knowing smile. "Though the switch to male is a change . . .sort of."
"You liked vampires?" Willow said in tone that suggested Giles might want to have a mental tune-up. "As in blood-sucking fiends from beyond the grave?" She sat down on the couch and clasped her hands, waiting for his reply. It never came.
"Hey!" Spike shouted.
"Shut up, Spike." Giles said wearily. "What are you doing here, young man?" Giles sat down in his arm chair.
"Why should I tell you?" Ripper sat down on the couch with a huff.
"What ARE you doing here?" He repeated, anger seeping into his tone.
"Well, I was about to tell you when you so rudely inter-"
"No, you weren't. But you are going to tell me. NOW."
Spike came to sit on the arm of the couch next to Red. He leaned over to whisper in a deceptively blasΓ© voice. "What's this about shagging?" She gave him an icy glare.
"It's not like I planned this, Rupert." Ripper said with a self-satisfied smile. He emphasized his much hated given name. The man who sat in front of him, was no longer the Ripper.
"You expect me to believe you just fell into a hole that transported you here?"
"Well, no." Rupert wasn't going to give this line of questioning up. "Alright. I found this book on time travel magick. I was kicking back with Ethan, draining a few pints and smoking a little grass when I thought it seemed like a good idea. Been going through a bit of a rough patch lately. But I guess you know that." Giles eyes clouded with remembered pain. " Ethan suggested I take a little look-see at my future. Y'know, find out if it all works out for me? "
"Ethan Rayne. Bane of my existence. Do yourself a favor and get rid of him when you get back."
"He's my best mate!" Ripper shouted. "And you can't tell me what to do!" Then he closed his mouth, embarrassed by his display. It was like having a row with his father again. Oh no, he'd turned into his father. The glasses, all these bleedin' books in piles, that studious expression. . .
"Well, you are going to undue the spell this minute and go home." Giles said.
"That might be hard to do."
"Why?" A terrible thought occurred to him. "This spell didn't involve a sacrifice, did it? Did you have to kill someone?"
"Are you daft? You and I both know I would never kill someone." Giles raised his eyebrow. "For the sake of a spell." Ripper snapped. "I was high, and I don't remember the rest of the bleedin' spell."
Spike laughed and reached over to slap Ripper on the back. "I've been on some benders, mate, but at least I never sent myself into the future when I was drunk."
Giles shook his head. "Fine. We'll hit the magick shops in town first of all and then we'll go from there. Can you at least remember the title of the book?"
"It was about this thick." He indicated the width by pinching his thumb and index finger. "And. . .dusty. . .and I think it was red."
Giles winced. He had been a librarian long enough to get patrons asking for a book by its physical description or saying "its about this guy who went fishing. . .". "Thank God, I'm a librarian and I know where to look. Do you think if you saw it again you might recognize it?"
"I'm a LIBRARIAN?" He gasped in despair.
Spike chuckled "Nope. Not anymore. You are a retired librarian and an ex- Watcher."
"I'm a WATCHER?"
"No, an ex-Watcher, mate. Aren't you paying attention? You still high?"
"Yeah, a little bit." He admitted and then he winked at Willow. She frowned.
"Do you think you'd recognize it?"
"What?"
"THE BOOK." Giles shouted.
"Probably."
"That's not good enough, you stupid boy."
"Well, it'll have to do."
"Alright. If worse comes to worse we will go to some of my more, uh, unethical sources for some information on a time travel spell. I only hope that your absence in the past won't effect my future."
"Like that would be such a bloody shame." *******