With a solid sponsor in her back pocket, and the taste of cum still in her mouth, Danica headed off to Charlotte, North Carolina -- the center of the NASCAR universe -- looking for a ride.
Piece of cake!
she thought to herself.
The problem with her plan was the timing. The NASCAR "silly season" was over. Drivers had already switched teams. Teams had their drivers. No cars were available. A couple of lower tier teams that consistently ran in the back showed some interest. But Danica wanted a top flight team where she would have the opportunity to run up front and have a chance to win races.
Then SHR called. SHR was short for Stewart Haas Racing. SHR had come out of the ashes of what was once Newman Haas Racing, a once respectable team that had fallen on hard times. NASCAR and IndyCar champion and legend saved them and almost immediately turned the organization around.
Tony was familiar with Danica from his IndyCar days and heard she was looking for a ride. Tony saw dollar signs in both the sponsorship dollars as well as the marketing value of having a female driver. He had the equipment Danica was looking for. She was about to find out just how much equipment he had to offer.
*****
The secretary escorted Danica into Tony's office at his state-of-the-art race shop, where he sat with co-owner Gene Haas. Danica was dressed to the 9s. A tight white blouse was under a tailored dark blue pin stripe blazer with a matching short skirt, showing off plenty of her toned, tanned legs that fell into black stilettos. They shook hands and took seats in the overly stuffed furniture.
Tony started off. "So, Danica, word around town is you want to run with the big boys."
Danica laughed. "That's right! I think it's time shake up your little boys club." The three laughed.
After some discussion about what each party was looking for, the discussion finally got down to business.
Tony leaned forward. "Listen, Danica, we just don't have a Nextel cup seat open at the moment." Danica's heart sank. "What we do have is Nationwide car sitting out there we could dust off and get ready for you." The Nationwide series was the junior circuit to the top level Nextel series. Sort of the way a minor league system works in baseball. "We hadn't planned on running it. But, if you're interested, we can talk about that."
"Come on, Tony. You know I deserve a chance to run top level!"
"I understand. But hell, Danica, even I ran Nationwide when I started!" Danica knew he had just made an excellent point. "Listen, run the Nationwide series for a year. You do good, and you decide you like it, we can talk about bringing you up."
Danica thought about it. "Yeah, that sounds fair."
Tony and Gene looked at each with wide grins and clapped. "Great!" Tony said with excitement. They began to talk about the finer details of what would go into a contract -- salary, percentage of purses, etc. "So, Danica, we've seen your sponsors personal contract they have with you," Tony said.
Danica got a knot in her stomach. "Oh? Yeah, well, just the standard boiler plate crap. Pretty boring, right?"
"Well, there were a couple of clauses in there we need to address."
The knot grew bigger. "Oh yeah? Like, um, what exactly?"
"Well, there's a dress code in there. Something about you wearing only clothing of their choosing. Of course, we want you wearing our stuff, too. So we'd have to work that out."
"Oh! Of course. I'm sure they would understand that."
"And since there's already a precedent, anything you wear of ours would be of our choosing. Would you have a problem with that?"
"No! Absolutely not. I'd be happy to do it."
"And there's something about breast enhancement in there. What's that all about?"
She gulped hard. "Yeah, well, they felt like...like..." She took a deep breath. "Okay, they wanted to project a sexy image. They said my boobs weren't big enough and since NASCAR viewers are male dominate, their theory is men like boobs, so..."
"They got that damn straight!" Gene said with a chuckle.
"So, are you doing to do it?" Tony asked sincerely.
"Well, it's in the contract, so yeah."
"There was something in there about appearances at each race, corporate events, commercials, blah blah blah. Of course, we would want you making appearances on our behalf, too. And we plan on pushing NASCAR to make you a center piece for their advertising. Would you have a problem with that? It would keep you pretty busy."
"Absolutely not! The busier the better!" Danica said with excitement.
Tony paused. "There was also a clause in there something about 'orally pleasuring to their satisfaction' a board member at each event. What's that all about?"
Danica's heart stopped.
Shit!
Her mind raced. "Oh...that. Well, you know, it, uh, they..."
"'Cause 'round these parts 'orally pleasing' a man means a fuckin' blow job!" Gene chimed in.
Danica's face blushed. "Oh...yeah...right...well, uh...you know..."
Tony smiled. "Listen, Danica, I spoke with Bob Parsons." She froze.
Fuck!