"Basura Baker! ¿Dónde estás, perra? Where..." Thunder Rosa barked, intense and intimidating as ever as she barged into All-Elite Wrestling's budding women's locker room, in search of her greatest rival. And, luckily for La Mera Mera, Dr. Britt Baker was never hard to find on a Wednesday or Friday night. Usually, if she wasn't in the ring, cutting a scathing promo or defending her reputation as Women's World Champion, she was right here, pounding some bitch ass with her massive strap-on cock. Though usually, the "bitch ass" in question was one of two, or both, specific pieces of bitch ass. And tonight, like most nights, it was Britt's favorite piece of ass.
"¡Ahà estás, Basura Baker! There you are! I've heard you've been looking for me again...though you already look pretty busy!"
Britt smiled as she reached down, latching a mitt on one of Jamie Hayter's fat, British cheeks, playfully jiggling it as she pumped her hips to prove that she was, in fact, very busy with her pale, PAWG partner. Though, with plenty of business to attend to, Baker wasn't averse to multi-tasking.
"Happy Revolution Day, Rosa! I know you've been waiting for this grand loss of yours for some time now!"
"Perra estúpida! You still think you'll win tonight, Basura? Who won last time?" Rosa argued.
"Technically me, since our last match that YOU won was unsanctioned!" Britt reminded, and Thunder groaned.
"Pinche idiota! ¿A quién le importa técnicamente cuando te follé el culo y te hice correrte como una puta? Yeah! Who cares about what technically happened when I fucked your ass and made you cum like a whore, huh?"
Britt, despite loving Hayter's fat cheeks, couldn't help but let Rosa's words get to her. "Oh yeah? Well didn't I fuck you when I won our first match? Yeaaaaah, I remember that!"
"You're stupid, Basura! It means nothing!" Rosa dismissed. "You loved it more than me! And besides, tonight is about the world title, with no asses on the line! Si, no hay culos en la lÃnea!"
"Yeah, about that..."
"No, don't even ask again! I told you for one million times, Baker! No asses! I want a serious match!"
"I know, I know," Britt assured. "But, I've been missing your fat, Mexican cheeks, Thunder! One more time? C'mon, I need another shot!"
"Wait...Britt..." Jamie whimpered, putting an egregious amount of effort into spreading her cake for The Docta. "Ya...ya not tired of my arse...are ya?"
Despite how often Britt found herself inside of her much larger and muscular friend's booty, Jamie wasn't inclined to call DMD her "Mistress", mostly because in public, she wasn't required to. In reality, Hayter's humps belonged to Britt. In reality, Jamie was Baker's bitch. But, Britt liked to keep her bitch, her big, strong badass bitch looking as big, strong, and badass as possible. After all, Hayter was her heater, someone that most of the locker room wasn't keen on fucking with. So anything, even something as simple as the privilege of calling Britt by her given name was enough to create the illusion that their relationship was more symbiotic than it actually was.
"Oh no, of course not, Jamie!" Britt said, slapping that big, British pound cake as confirmation, leaving a noticeable red mark and making the imposing yet pathetic PAWG squeal. "I love your booty and I always will! But Rosa? Mmmm...fuck, someone's gotta be in that ass! Otherwise, she's doing this locker room a huge disservice. Hell, that's probably why everyone here hates you, Rosa! You're depriving so many of us! We need those Thunder Cheeks consistently!"
"Idiota...they get plenty with your slutty culo!" Rosa growled back, and Britt blushed. Jamie's gorgeous bum wasn't enough to quell Baker's insecurities.
"Hey, I don't bottom...anymore."
She did, for quite some time. But that was then, before she realized her destiny of becoming both the Women's World Champion and the face of the division. Sure, it's taken some time to rebuild her credibility, but now, Britt was the baddest bitch on the block, even without Jamie and Reba by her side, helping her win. Ever since she won the title from Shida, and fucked that tight, Japanese booty too, Britt's been completely abstinent...except for that one night with Rosa. But that didn't matter now! Not tonight, on the night of her grand revenge.
"No? Amabas mi gran polla, Baker...I saw it! Your ass loved my cock after I kicked it in Lights Out!"
"Prove it, then! Rubber match: Dr. Britt Baker, DMD vs Thunder Rosa 3, ass for ass! Win, and you get to show all of these conspirators that you are as great as you say that you are. But lose, and I prove once and for all that you're not," Britt barked out, then slapped Jamie's fat cakes again as she ordered, "Help me, Jamie!"
"O-Okay..." Jamie whimpered, the intensity of the massive strap-on defiling her bowels nearly too much for the hard-hitter. "R-Rosa...put ya arse on the line! C'mon, one more go!"
"No," Thunder groaned again, not budging. "No asses! I just want to get ready so I can beat you again and win that title. That's what matters."
"You say that, but I know you want my ass as much as I want yours...hell, probably more! You love girl butts, Rosa, I know you do!"
"You know nothing, Basura!"
"Oh, I have a doctorate, Rosa...trust me, I know everything. You know this feud can't end until somebody breaks! That's the nature of the game. So let's stop beating around the bush and agree to finish this little thing between us the only way it was meant to, huh?"
Rosa got real silent, telling Britt everything she needed to know. So, while her greatest rival contemplated her decision, DMD refocused her attention, at least momentarily, on that gorgeous pair of ass cheeks currently clapping below her. Which was easy, considering just how pretty Jamie's ass was. Always so jiggly for a muscle booty too, which was especially surprising. Though, even with Hayter moaning as her thighs collided into those cheeks over and over with every brutal thrust, Britt couldn't help but picture Rosa's arguably fatter, jigglier booty quaking in front of her, instead. A sight that she saw once before and God, was it glorious! She just had to have it again. And luckily for The Dentist, it looked as though she was about to get the chance.
"Fine! Puta tonta...okay, you win! I didn't want to make my moment all about your ass, Basura, but you push too many buttons! So now, you'll lose your title and your mind when you become my bitch inside the ring and out! I promise, I'll make you regret ever being a champion!"
Strong words from a strong-willed woman, filled with the fire and the desire of her people. As Thunder stormed off to prepare for the biggest match of her career, Britt smiled and clapped giddily, happy to have gotten her way. After all, Rosa has never beaten her one-on-one technically, with that only actual loss coming in an unsanctioned, no rules match where anything goes. And while Britt did consider herself a "hardcore specialist", she felt she was truly at her best when she could outsmart her opponents. And tonight, she planned on doing just that, as she finished up with Jamie, still a fair few hours before Revolution goes live.
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"1! 2! 3!" The packed Orlando crowd chanted along with the refs count as Britt Baker pinned her rival, with a little help from friends. Rebel (not Reba, same diff) who'd arrived shortly after the bet was made and, of course, Jamie Hayter and her fat, now plugged ass. The trap had been laid by The Docta and, like a little, fired-up, intense mouse, Rosa fell for it. Small distraction, curb stomp and, boom! Britt was leaving the crowd and all of her internet haters ready to see her finally lose the title in a state of shock and dismay. Though, nobody was more dismayed than Thunder Rosa herself, who sulked all the way back to the locker room as she prepared to bend over and spread her cheeks for her most-hated rival once again.
Which, of course, didn't leave Thunder entirely distraught. Why would it? Britt could never break her! Never had and never will! That was the mindset La Mera Mera carried with her at all times but especially now, having lost the biggest match of her entire career to her greatest rival, no less. And while, yes, she still would be the #1 contender, as nobody else's record could touch her's, and Basura Baker didn't stand a snowball's chance in Hell at breaking her, the act of actually getting fucked by AEW's resident dentist wasn't exactly setting her excitement receptors on fire. Nevertheless, Rosa couldn't stand outside of the locker room door forever. So, holding her neck with one arm, she used the other to open the door angrily.
Immediately, Thunder was greeted to a surprising, unwelcome sight. The entire locker room's eyes were locked onto her, not a single top or bottom commiting the acts that they're so used to. Nope, all eyes were on Rosa. "Where is she, huh? Basura, that cheating puta?"
"Oh, don't worry, I'm right over here, Thunder!" Britt called out from the crowd; she was merely stepping out of her wrestling gear. She approached her rival-turned-prey in the center of the room, the rest of the roster surrounding them.