"So this is where you've been hiding?"
"What do you mean? I was not aware I was hiding. Tell me strange visitor, what do you think I am hiding from?"
"Very funny."
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Robin had prepared the Titans for battle as soon as the unidentified space craft appeared on their sensors, assuming the ships lack of response to the tower's radio hails as a sign of hostility. The longer the young alien went without throwing a punch or drawing a weapon the more Robin begin to feel like he may have jumped the gun.
"Why didn't you answer us? We repeated tried to contact you while you were descending!" Robin asked definitely.
"You must be mistaken. I didn't receive any transmissions."
"Ah come on man," Cyborg retorted in disbelief, "I was there. We tried radioing you at least a dozen times."
"Radio? You mean as in radio wave communication? You actually communicate via radio? If it's true that you still use radio communication then I apologize. I received your messages and simply assumed it was background radiation. I guess I should have known better since even from space there didn't appear to be any spaceports, tachyon communication arrays, or power supplies of significance."
"I do not wish to be 'the rude' but I must interrupt." Starfire said to draw the alien's attention back to her, "You spoke as if you know me but I do not recognize you. Have we met?"
"No, we have never met in person but I've spent a lot time on Tamaran lately. Your sister's descriptions of you are vivid and detailed."
"You've spoken with Blackfire? Please tell... how is she? I was nervous since I have not seen or heard from her in so long!" Starfire gleefully asked.
"You can catch up on gossip later Star, right now we still have work to do." Robin scolded his energetic companion before turning his attention back to the alien, "If this place is so primitive in your opinion, then why are you here? I'll tell you right now if you're thinking you can conquer Earth just because your weapons are more advanced..."
"Conquer?" The alien said with a sigh, "If that's what you are afraid of then I will put your mind at ease. If I were here to conquer your planet I would not have come alone. As a matter of fact, I am simply here on vacation."
"Let me get this straight... you have your own starship that you use to go anywhere in the galaxy, tons of super cool futuristic gadgets and weapons, and knowledge regarding super hot alien babes and you're choosing to spend your vacation HERE!?" Beast boy asked.
"Pick your jaw up off the ground beast boy and get your mind out of the gutter." Raven criticized him in her usual cold manner, "He never said anything about 'hot alien babes'."
"She's right my little green friend. Still, your girlfriend looks like the forgiving type so I'm sure she'll overlook your little fantasy."