Adventures of Hollywood Jim

The idea that I might have an easier schedule with the Morrison group than with Artists Unlimited was anything but. To be fair, I was working a lot of assignments but I began to think that Jackie Morrison's idea of me being a producer might not be so bad after all. For now though, I thought it was best to do the job I was hired for and keep my ambitions in check. I'd just returned from a photo shoot on a hot desert movie location and after all that I was looking forward to an evening in my recliner with pizza and an old movie, or "Netflix and chill" as it's called.

Now, the building I lived in was luxurious alright and generally had only 3-4 apartments on each floor, all high-end. But in all the time I'd lived there, I don't think I'd seen any other residents. At times, I felt like I was the only person living there. I got off the elevator and was immediately confronted by boxes of video gear, lights, miles of cables and big guys with muscles and headsets barking orders.

"You live here?" one growled at me

"Uh, y-yes, I do. I'm in, um, 315 down there." I meekly replied as I fished out my wallet while trying to balance a large pizza box.

"Oh! I know him! He's OK, Rudy!" another person said from behind me. I turned and to my surprise it was Kim Kardashian. She immediately hugged me and I got a generous dose of her perfume, beautiful as always "I was hoping I'd get to see you here!"

"Yeah, well now that you have my next question is what're you doing here and what's all this?" I said while looking around at all the gear in the hallway.

"Ah, right! You didn't know about this?"

"I've been out of town for work." I said as another worker walked between us as we stood at my door.

"Maybe this'll explain things." She said as she picked up an envelope that had been slipped under another apartment's door. I clumsily handed her the pizza box and tore open the envelope. It was from the building owner explaining that a reality show starring Kendall and Kylie Jenner would be filming scenes in the building and as a tenant I had the option if I wanted to be on camera at all.

"You're right, it does explain things."

"Probably a bad time to bring this up, huh?"

"Uh, nah, I guess not. Uh, y-you want to come inside while they're working? I'll keep the door open?"

"Good idea." She said with a smile as we quickly went into my apartment and she immediately knelt down to greet Smokie the cat while I got plates for the pizza.

"Hi Smokie! You know my kids would love this cat, Jim?" she said as he rubbed against her legs.

"Yeah, he does have that effect on people...but you still can't have him." I said with a smirk on my face, making Kim giggle.

"That's OK...he belongs with you. Isn't that right, sweetie?" She said as she gave Smokie a kiss.

"So what's this show your sisters' got?"

"It'll be like the others, they'll be following them around. Kendall's got her modeling jobs, Kylie's doing her makeup stuff and being a Mom."

I handed her a slice of pizza "And you? What will you be doing?"

"Oh, I'm staying out of this one...that was my idea."

"Really, so you put your designer shoe-clad foot down on this one, huh?"

Kim closed her eyes and tried not to spit out her food, she was laughing so much she could only nod her head. As if that weren't enough, her phone buzzed.

"Yes? OK...OK...I'm right next door...Uh-huh...OK, I'll be right there." She quickly stood up and gathered herself "I've gotta get going, it was great seeing you. Jim. Thanks for the pizza." She gave me a sweet hug and kiss as she went out the door to the other apartment "Hey, don't forget to come by and meet my sisters."

"I'll be sure to borrow a cup of sugar."

She cocked her head playfully and gave me a big smile. I always could get a smile out of her with lines like that.

"Bye, babe." She said with a little wave.

But for all the commotion that went on, after that day I heard and saw nothing from the apartment at the end of the hall for at least a week. I was starting to wonder if they were filming a show there at all. Then one evening, as I'd just gotten out of my car, an amazing sight pulled up next to me. It was a robin's-egg blue Corvette convertible, straight out of the 1950's and oozing Eisenhower-era Americana. In the driver's seat was a brunette with a modified page-boy haircut. Next to her was an equally pretty brunette with longer hair and a cellphone attached to her ear. For a moment, I didn't know what to focus on, the car or its passengers. The driver got out and gave me a pretty smile.

"Hi! I think you're my neighbor." She said.

"Uh, I'm not sure. I've never seen you before."

"No, you're the guy. My sister told me to look for a cute guy in a silver convertible." She said as she rounded the car and held out her hand "Hi, I'm Kendall."

"Oh, well, hi. I'm Jim."

"Right, you're the guy. Kim told me about you, how you lived on the same floor as us."

"Oh, Jenner...yeah, now I get it."

"Uh-huh, that's Kylie."

Kylie gave me a little wave as she got out and went to the trunk, still on her phone, and took out bags of different sizes with boutique labels. Kendall wore a stylish white silk blouse and tight designer jeans while Kylie was in black jeans and matching shirt.

"I didn't see you around, but then we've been in and out mostly. Plus I just had a modeling gig in Mexico." Kendall said while leaning back on the Corvette's fender.

"Right, I was out in Nevada doing photos."

"Oh, that's what you do?"

"Yes, I'm with the Morrison Group."

"Oh, I know them!" Kylie said excitedly "They used to work with Tyga."

Kendall rolled her eyes a little, like she was the annoying little sister bothering her again.

"I love this car...I've never seen one up close, only in car shows." I said, trying to steer the conversation back to us.

"Yeah, it's gorgeous alright. My Dad was so jealous when I got it." She said in a guarded, but easy-going voice, with a little smile added.

"I'll bet you're pretty protective of it."

"Are you kidding?" she laughed "If they're not trying to drive it, they think it's not even mine."

"My car's down there." Kylie interjected, pointing to a dangerous looking Mercedes G-Wagon painted in primer black. It was nice, but no offense to her, it had none of the style of Kendall's 'Vette.

"How long have you lived here?" Kendall asked.

"Oh, uh, little over a year now. I really like it."

"We do too." Kylie added.

"You'd like anyplace." Kendall joked before turning back to me "This is just temporary for her. She's got too many homes as it is."

"There's nothing wrong with owning real estate." Kylie answered proudly, like she knew better than her sister.

"C'mon, I'm hungry." Kendall said "I guess we'll, uh, see you around, Jim." She said with a little flirty smile that seemed to imply something more to follow.

"Yes, um, see you around..." I said as I watched them walk to the bank of private elevators and quickly disappear into the first one that arrived.

Well, that was interesting.

A couple of more days went by with no sign of the duo. Kendall's car was usually gone by the time I left in the morning, same with Kylie's. Finally one afternoon there was a knock on my door, and when I opened it found the duo there.

"Hey, we've got an invitation for you." Kendall said in a perky voice "We're having the first screening of our show and you're invited."

"No kidding, where?"

"Our place, tomorrow night." Kylie replied "We're just gonna have a few friends, get some dinner delivered, what do you say?"

"Uh, y-yeah! I'd be glad to come."

"Great, see you at 9!" Kendall said with a big smile before leaning in and giving me a quick kiss on the cheek. Kylie did the same on my other cheek. They were both giggling as they trotted off down the hallway.

Friday night came and I arrived at their apartment a few minutes after 9. Some friends were already there. Across the room I could see Kris Jenner, looking ever so Beverly Hills chic, talking with one of the production staff. I got a drink at the temporary bar setup near their kitchen and within that I could glimpse a small team of chefs busily creating what smelled like seafood dishes.

"Smell something you like, Jim?" I heard behind me and turned to see Kim.

"Yeah, I guess this beats pizza and wings, right?"

"Of course!" she replied with a big smile "It was Khloe's idea. She wants to get into healthy takeout food and figured this would be a great test for the concept."

"Smart girl."

"Well, she takes after me."

"Oh, of course!" I said in that same perky tone of hers, which made her laugh even more as Kendall joined us.

"Hey, it's gonna be showtime soon!" she said "Places everybody!"

I found a spot on a huge couch, Kim sat on one side of me and Kendall on the other. Kendall clicked a small remote control which closed the shades and made the room super dark. It was like being in a movie theater now that I thought about it.

The girls' show was pretty much as I expected, a lot of giggly activity with them made all the more absurd by the comments of everyone in the room. They weren't mean-spirited but it was very much like sneaking into a slumber party or watching an episode of "Mystery Science Theater 3000". At one point I felt Kim slide in a little closer to me;

"I've missed you, Jim... we need to get together again sometime." She whispered

"Sure, I know Smokie the cat would like to see you again...um, I would too."

Even in the dark I could sense the smile on her face at my response. I definitely felt the little peck on my cheek from her.

Once the show ended, everybody applauded and Kendall bashfully smiled. Kylie was back on her phone texting. Kim went over to talk with her Mom.

"So what do you think, Jim?" Kendall asked me "Kim says you're the guy to ask about things."

"She does? Well, I'd say it's, uh, another quality entry in the Kardashian universe."

"You really think so?" she replied. Her face seemed to indicate she wasn't all that knocked out by it.

"Sure, did you expect something else?"

"Well...I dunno, I guess I'm not as comfortable as Kim and the others are with this stuff. I mean, my parents kinda limited how much Kylie and I were on the other show."

"Hmmm, sounds like you have a better relationship with the still camera than the video camera."

"Hey, now that you put it that way, you're right!" she said, now showing a happier face "I never thought of that."

I shrugged my shoulders in response

"C'mon, you deserve a drink for that." She said as she led me back to the bar and we got 2 glasses of wine.

The viewing party wound down an hour later and guests started to leave. But not before Kim introduced me to her Mom.

"Jim, I've wanted to meet you for a long time" Kris said with a wide smile "I think the last time I saw you was when North was still a baby."

"Sounds about right."

"And now you're working for Jackie Morrison, that's pretty big time, y'know."

"Oh, well, uh, she's a good boss."

"She knows talent, I'll say that." She said in a slightly more flirtatious tone and adding a sly smile.

Kim was a little startled "Mom! Come on, I think you had a little too much wine."

"Oh, I'm just playing. It was great seeing you, Jim." She said as she gave me a sweet kiss on my cheek "I'll have to buy you lunch sometime. I think we could do business together."

As she went out the door, Kim gave me a look that seemed to show how exasperating her Mom could be sometimes, but that turned to a smile as she waved me goodbye. As the kitchen and bar staff were packing up, I went to get my leather jacket when Kendall came over.

"Hey, I wanted to thank you for coming." she said "Can you stay a few more minutes, I wanted to show you something really cool in the bedroom. Kim got it for me."

"Sure, that'd be fine."

Kendall led me into a huge bedroom that looked like it was from a spaceship. The walls and furniture were all bright white and the only decoration was a huge painting of a girl in a desert landscape wearing a caftan whose material was billowing in the desert wind.

"Wow, I love that painting." I said. As I looked at it closer, I realized the girl was Kendall and the painting was really a huge photo of her "Is this what Kim gave you?"

"Not exactly" she said as she closed the double doors and walked over to me.

"Then...what did you want to show me?" I said hesitatingly. I suddenly had a thought where all this was leading.

"Me." She said softly as we kissed.

Kendall had the exact same kind of softness as her sister. As we kissed deeper, I could feel her hands drift over my body. Kendall slowly moved away from me and went over to a dimmer switch by the doors. The room became darker.

"Look up." She said

I looked up and the ceiling appeared full of stars, like it was night time in the desert. She took a small remote control and clicked on some atmospheric music that was better than any of my Pink Floyd collections and led me to the enormous bed. She kicked off her shoes and I did the same with my Sketchers. We lay down and kissed some more. In the star light, her smile looked even more exotic. I ran my fingers through her brunette hair, she did the same with mine. My hand gently touched her cheek and she turned her head slightly to feel it.

"James...?" she whispered "Will you make love to me?"

I flashed back several years to a day in Hawaii when her sister said the same thing to me, in the same sweet tone.

"I will..." I softly replied.

We kissed again and our tongues began to touch. I slowly worked my hand down her shoulder to her breast. The thin material of her blouse and her erect nipple told that she wore no bra. I could hear her moan a little as she felt my hand.

"Mmmmm...Jim...let me undress for you." She said as she sat up "The buttons on this shirt are little tough to unhook."

Kendall stood at the foot of the bed and began to unbutton her shirt, eyes on me the entire time. Her natural B cup breasts made just the slightest of shadows in the dim room. Her silky pants silently dropped to the floor and I could see just the tiniest of g-strings on her. My designer pullover came off now and I unsnapped my jeans. She came over and we kissed again, her hands now went to my crotch and she felt the rapidly growing bulge in my black Calvin Klein's.

"Ohhh yesss...you feel so nice..." she said softly.

We continued to kiss as I felt her caress my crotch, I was getting harder the more she did this. As our lips parted, she began to pull my Calvin's down until my dick popped out and upward.

"Oh yeah..." she said in the same soft tone.

Kendall turned me around and had me lay back on the bed. She slowly worked her hands down my chest to my waist and then knelt down. I felt her soft wet lips on my dick as she went up and down its length.

"That feel good?" she asked softly

"Yes, very good..." I replied in the same tone.

Kendall smiled at me and resumed her soft oral technique. The feeling of this along with seeing the "starry sky" on her ceiling was incredible. Ever so slowly she made her way up from the foot of the bed, softly touching my body all the way until we were face to face again and kissing deeply. Now it was my turn. I slowly turned her over onto her back. She looked up at me with a beaming smile.

"Are you alright?" I asked

"Yes, yes, please...make love to me..." she whispered.

I kissed down her shoulders and neck until I got to her small but perky tits. Her nipples tasted so nice as I licked them. She was beginning to breathe heavily the more I did this and it soon turned into moans of pleasure as I continued down her body to her pussy. It was super-smooth (obviously) and she was super wet too. My tongue found its way inside her and she was moaning even louder now.

"Ohhh yesss...eat me...oh my god yes..."

My tongue continued its probe inside this nubile beauty. I could feel her clit on my tongue, she moaned and gasped even more. Her body now began to convulse, her breathing grew more and more rapid until she gasped loudly and her body went limp. I slowed down and looked up at her. Her face had a look of blissful joy.

"More...more...please, more..." she said softly. She sat up and we kissed again. Her hand went down to my dick, still hard "Please, Jim...make love to me."

"Um, I hate to ask this, but, uh..."

"Oh yes, don't worry about anything. I'm protected." She said reassuringly, with a kiss added "It's okay, you can do whatever you want."

I nodded and slowly got on top of her.

Kendall's eyes closed and she slowly breathed in as I entered her pussy, then gave me another look of blissful joy "Just like I thought it would be..."

I started to push slowly in and out of her, her body responded with my every thrust. I wrapped my arms around her and could feel her arms around my back, pulling me in closer so we could kiss as we fucked.

"Oh yeah, Jim...oh yeah...yesss..." she moaned "Oh my god so good..."

I pulled her up so we were in a sitting position, her long, thin legs wrapped around my hips perfectly, she continued to hold onto me tightly as we fucked, but now I slowed down and we kissed deeply. Her tongue mixing with mine. I started to push into her again, our bodies rocking back and forth. I could feel an explosion building inside. I didn't want it to end but I couldn't stop, I exploded into her pussy. Kendall's eyes were closed and her mouth open as her powerful orgasm came over her. Her head slowly came back up and she rested it on my shoulder.

"That was great...it's just like I thought it would be..." she said again softly as we kissed.

"This, uh, isn't your first time is it?" I asked, confused.

"No, no...I mean...I thought it would be like this with you."

"What'd you get, like an expert opinion of me?"

"Wellll...sorta" she said as we lay back on the bed "Someone I know told me about you."

"Oh, really?"

"Uh-huh, all good."

"Thanks, I think."

Kendall snickered a little and gave me a quick kiss. We lay on the bed watching the starry landscape above us, Kendall with her head on my chest, it was the perfect way to calm us after our, shall I say, "intimate excitement".

The peacefulness made us both doze off.

A day later I came home to find an envelope slipped under my door.

"Thank you for a wonderful evening. I'm off to Paris, see you soon." It was signed by Kendall, handwritten with little red hearts added. Then I got a text message from her sister, Kim;

"Glad to see you're still the gentleman I remember."

"Do you know something I don't?" I wrote back.

"Who do you think told Kendall about you?" she responded, with a few hearts and smiley faces of her own added.

"You're still a clever one, Ms. Kardashian." I wrote back

"So are you." She replied.