Note- Just caught the new 30 minute series of Rachaels's on England's Food Channel. Needless to say it got my juices going, in more ways than one.
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It had been seven years since Rachael Ray had decided to wind up her career defining television show '3O minute meals' and she had easily picked up where she had left off.
Filmed in Williamsburg, Brooklyn for Food Network the tireless celebrity made three episodes back to back every day with a lengthy break to reset.
"What I'm making today is my twist on a Big Mac. I call it a Mexi-Mac burger, served with waffle fries and taco sauce. Crazee!"
As she spoke to camera she turned on the grill to top heat and placed the beef patties in the copper skillet. She added onions, garlic and some extra virgin olive oil and then put the tray of fries in the oven.
"That smells delicious already. I'm going to add Swiss cheese and Pepperjack for a topping. Whoo! Smells good. Give those baby's five minutes each side. Where are the hot peppers? I know I had hot peppers."
Rachael had dressed in a large sweater that hid her figure on this particular chilly morning as she busied herself in the mock kitchen.
Now aged fifty the bubbly brunette had gone on a journey from a young and slim looker to a more rounded and curvy body.
Since she had recently taken to training at the gym, where she combined cardio and strength workouts, she had dropped a cool forty pounds.
"Add some butter to the skillet. Boop! Hey, everything is better with butter. Am I right, or am I right. And bacon, by the by."
The smoke from the sizzling pan rose quickly as Rachael prepared a side salad.
The small studio was fairly packed with the director Alice, her assistant, two cameramen and a sound man.
There came a beeping from the ceiling and the crew realised that the smoke detector had triggered, and that was soon followed up by the more incessant trill of the studio fire alarm.
"Oh, that is so cool!" Rachael chuckled. "I set off the fire alarm again! That is good luck for me. Even back in the day when I was teaching 30 minute meals I always set off the alarm, no kidding. It's kind off a funny way for the firefighters to show up but hey! I love a man in a uniform, what can I tell ya. Or out of one. Ha, ha, ha!"
Rachael continued cooking and began to get in quite a lather as she hopped about excitedly. She caught the gaze of Alice who rolled her eyes.
"Well, when the guys get here they will be really happy I made burgers."
The grinning babe winked at Alice as she laid slices of cheese on the beef patties.
"Amongst other things! Hee ee! Now, I'm going to make myself a cocktail. A little Mex Sour. My husband John usually does this but he's on tour right now, and I miss him terribly. For about five months in the year I'm a Rock Tour Widow."
Rachael and John were known for believing in an open marriage, and when his band toured often she was not slow in letting her eye roam. She was very much a physical, red blooded woman who knew what she liked.
And when she was bored she sated her ravenous appetite. And we're not talking food!
"So some lemon and lime juice to add to the ice. Tequila, with some simple syrup, and voila."
She took a generous sip and mouthed the word WOW!
"That is so good. I may need another."
The actual show timer ran down as Rachael attempted to live up to the show's name.
After twenty eight minutes Rachael showed off her finished burgers, salad and cocktail to the camera close up.
"Now that is what I call burger night, people. Come...on! If these were men they would be walking tall and carrying a big stick. Add some taco sauce instead of ketchup and we're good to go. And just in time! Hi!"
Four beefy firefighters from the FDNY in full uniform and helmets stepped up and scoured the studio kitchen for safety.
"Guys, guys. I'm so sorry for calling you out. Care for a burger?"
Once the director had explained the situation to the uniformed men they relaxed and posed for pictures with a very excited Rachael.
"You guys are so cool, and so brave. What are your names?"
Rachael took another sip of her cocktail and began to feel quite rosy.
The Battalion Chief took off his helmet and mopped his brow.
Rachael noted how all four guys were all big and broad chested. Just her type. She knew all firefighters had nicknames for themselves and was a tad curious.
"This here is Rhubarb, and right next to him is Bone and Lightning. I'm Ladder. I always like to go up."
"Rhubarb?" Wondered Rachael as her eyes mentally undressed the grinning hunk.
"You all look like you could make the Firefighter Calendar." She said as she put on one of the helmets.
"You're right. Bone made Mister December two years ago."
"Oh he did, did he? Well Merry Christmas. Hee, hee. Listen. I'd like to thank you all personally back in my dressing room. I have a half hour until I tape another episode."
"Well, we could take a break before returning to the station."
"Cool, this way. And Alice, no calls for a half hour."
Rachael's personal room was actually fairly spacious with a small bathroom, three seat sofa, make up table and mirror.
The guys settled as she signed four copies of her latest book and handed them out.
After two big drinks she was feeling pretty frisky in the company of so much testosterone.
"You guys. You're like Chippendale's. Bone. Can we see your award winning torso? Just for me?"
Rachael was horny beyond imagination and flirting like crazy.
Ladder slapped Bone on the back in encouragement and Rachael and the others clapped their hands in an attempt to have the strapping six footer shed his shirt.
With a heavy sigh the fair haired hunk drew his shirt off and revealed his chiselled chest and powerful biceps.
Rachael was dumbstruck by his fantastic physique and she felt a distinct spasm in her pussy.
"This guy, thinks he's something." Scoffed Lightning. "Check this out."
The next one to take his shirt off was the equally tall curly haired man with baby blue eyes.
As two of the firemen stood naked above the waist Rachael began to melt in their presence.
She was all giggles and laughs as Ladder and Rhubarb followed suit and all four stood side by side in front of the television celebrity.
Here were four big, strong and muscular men and Rachael clapped her hands in delight.
"What beautiful bodies! So big and thick. You guys are my heroes."
Rachael went along the very tall line with wide eyes and wet lips as she placed her index finger on Bone's smooth chest.
"I so love a nice and hard chest."
Their eyes locked and she then cocked her head to one side as she gazed at Lightning.
She stepped closer to him and stroked his bulging bicep.
Inhaling deeply she closed her eyes to savour his manly aroma.
"Mmm, such a heady scent."
Next she turned to Rhubarb and gently trailed her fingers over the tense muscles of his shoulders and nodded approvingly.
Rachael shook and tingled each time she paid them attention and her lashes fluttered as she ran her fingers down Ladder's front to the top of his trouser belt.
"So, who is up for dessert?"
Rachael took a step back as she drew her sweater off over her head and stood proudly in just her panties.
All four drank in the sight of Rachael Ray's hefty tits which swayed as she bent forwards and wriggled out of her underwear.
Her pussy was shaven but for dark brown triangle above her moist pink labia.
"We have thirty minutes. Any questions?"
Rachael's giggle was infectious as she undid Bone's belt and yanked down his zipper.
She released his erection and examined the very stiff and very hard organ.
All of eight inches it stood straight up and twitched as Rachael gripped it.