To state the obvious, Tera Patrick is an incredibly beautiful creature, and I own every one of her adult DVD's, and plenty of magazines she appeared in, plus pictures I downloaded from the internet. Fuck I have a Tera Patrick file in... Sorry I'm not letting know in where.
So just imagine my excitement when my friend Bradley Scott got us invitations to a Hustler Convention that was taking place in a nearby city. All the top names in the adult film business were going to be there; Jessica Jaymes, Lela Star, Jenna Jameson, and of course Tera Patrick herself.
I had spent the entire week trying to focus on my work as my mind went over the thought of seeing Mrs. Patrick (She is married but still does scenes with other actors) live. Every chance I got, I was on the internet and linked to her official site ogling at her naked flesh...
Within a long, long month, the day had finally arrived. Brad and I were in the car making the two hour drive to where the show was going to be held.
"You pack some condoms?" Brad asked.
"Are you insane man, you think we gonna get it on with one of these girls? They get paid thousands of dollars to fuck studs with big pricks, average yahoo's like us don't stand a chance", I replied, I was infatuated, yes, but not fucking crazy.
"Hey man, Sunny Leone is going to be there, and if I get the chance, my pale cock is gonna nail her, and I'll fuck her and she'll beg me to shoot her full of my spunk."
We carried on our long drive chit chatting for most of the way, stopped for a light lunch then continued driving again.
As we approached our destination we could see hundreds of cars parked up ahead, there was also a large banner with 'WELCOME TO HUSTLERS 35th PROMO CONVENTION' written across it in huge red letters. As we came up to the main gate, a huge guy with muscles that rivaled Arnie in his prime came and checked our tickets.
"Welcome to the Hustler Promo guys, enjoy your afternoon", he said handing us two cards with different numbers we were to hang around our necks.
"What's this?" Brad asked the guy; checking out his tag with the number 359 0n it and handing me mine.
"There's a competition running, a number will be drawn and the guy who wears the number wins", he answered, "c'mon guys, lets keep it moving please, you're backing up traffic."
Brad put the car in gear and drove in looking for parking.
"What do you think the competition is about?" I asked.
"Shit, how the hell should I know?" Brad smirked, "hey, unless it's that I get to bang Sunny Leone, I really don't give a fuck."
"Probably some kind of hamper, or life time subscription to Hustler, or shit like that", I said, more to myself than to Brad.
Brad parked the car and we got out and walked into the convention hall. The place was packed with a million people, well not really, but still, there were a lot of people (guys). In between the crowd were plenty of girls walking around, some topless, others fully nude. There were also plenty of bouncers the size of 'He-man' from the entrance, all packing 9mm Beretta's, their stern look warning that all we could do was look at the girls.
From over the speaker system came the booming and familiar voice that I knew I knew from somewhere, I turned to look at the platform to see actor Woody Haralson greeting the audience.
"Greetings, hi, hi, how you all doing. Welcome to Hustlers 35th annual convention..."
"You guys know me, I'm Woody Haralson, and as you might know, I played Larry Flynt a few years ago in The People vs. Larry Flynt, so these big shots at Hustler thought it be cool if I could host there little shindig..."
"You know I was like, what me, no man, I'm too good for that, I got morals and shit..."
The crowd was bursting at the seams, obviously entertained by the designated host of the days invents.
"No, hey, seriously though, I was honored to be asked to host this event, I mean I know the 'people'", he made the gesture in the air with two fingers, "they all saying Hustler is garbage and that it corrupts the minds and hearts, and the morality of America, but hey, we happy to show the violence, but the beauty of the female form we can't show? C'mon, guys..."
"WTF, WT, fucking F, man?"
The crowd cheered at the logic that I recognized from the movie he mentioned, and started applauding.
"Hey, but, c'mon, you guys are not here to hear me blabbing with my bullshit right? You're here to see the hot ladies, am I right?"
The centre exploded in a ruckus of cheers, whistles and clapping. Everyone yelling the name of the adult star they wanted to see most.
Music blared as the modals made their way on stage. First Jenna Jameson, followed by Tawny Roberts and Sunny Leone, all dressed in matching white tank tops with the Hustler logo in red on them, which sat above their navels and red G-strings. Brad went ecstatic putting his fingers in his mouth and whistling loudly then screaming out Sunny's name.
The girls did a routine that saw them performing a little strip dancing act that was hot as hell, as they lost the items of clothing they thru it out into the crowd, and hey look, I like pussy as much as the next guy, but pushing my nose in the ladies knickers in view of everyone, c'mon man!
Naked and exposed the girls swayed and moved their bodies to the lively music, touching themselves then each other in all the right places, their expressions making it hard to tell whether they were enjoying it or whether it was all part of the show; shit it wasn't like I cared, I mean fuck, I was horny as hell, my hard-on straining against the fabric of my briefs.
After the music ended the girls blew kisses as they walked off the stage, and Woody came back on applauding.
"Man, them girls are hot right?"
More applauds.
"But you know, ever so often a star comes along who really makes you turn and go wow..."
"Now this modal is way more than just a beautiful face, she is a University graduate with a degree in microbiology, and was a modal for the fabulous Ford Agency. Coming into the adult industry, her striking Thai looks, and enthusiastic performance with her partners shot her to stardom and now, she owns her very own production company, Teravision Inc."
"Gentlemen, and our few ladies out there, I give you the delectable and exotic porn queen, Tera Patrick."
I think I may have been making the most noise as Tera walked on stage in the flesh, dressed in a tight fitting blue leather skirt that hugged all the right curves, and a pair of see-through slip on high-heel sandals. Behind Tera on the big HD LCD screen were clips of various movies she had acted in, showing her do what she does best.
She walked over to Woody Haralson and pecked him on the cheek as she took the mike from him, and we all whistled as he reached around and squeezed her scrumptious ass, Tera smiled and gave him a full on wet French kiss, reaching down and massaging and cupping his crotch. She then turned to the audience...
"Hey, how's everyone doing?" the sex-goddess greeted, "It's so great to be here as the guest of honor at the 35th Hustler Promo Convention..."