Same time, same place, I found out later that the suite where I had sex with Cameron Diaz, Madonna, and Geena Davis was an apartment owned by a little conclave of cougar women. They called it their Den of Debauchery. I can't imagine celebrities having an extra 10 million to buy a penthouse apartment atop the Ritz Carlton to use anytime they happen to be in Boston. Even the doorman, my friend Vinnie, didn't know that they owned the suite of rooms.
The following Saturday, I rang the bell and again Maria opened the door and greeted me with her Spanish accent.
"Mr. Freddie. How are you? It's so nice to see you. C'mon in, please."
This time I didn't have to tell her that I wanted a drink, she had it ready and waiting. Wow, such service. She made me wish that I was rich.
This was fun not knowing who would appear from behind the door. I couldn't imagine. I knew that it had to be a friend of Cameron's, Madonna's (I just can't get use to calling her Lou) and/or Geena's. I ran down the movies they all had been in hoping to find a common bond. Nothing.
It had been bugging me all week. I should have asked Geena, but that would have spoiled the game of surprise and maybe appeared a bit rude. What did it matter, actually, so long as they paid me $5,000 a piece for having sex? Only, I sincerely hoped that they didn't roll out Liz Taylor in a wheelchair. Don't get me wrong, she's still a beautiful woman, but she's old and a bit weird.
"Hi," I recognized the voice before I saw her.
"Miss Sarandon." I stuttered. I didn't know what to call her, Miss Sarandon, Mrs. Robbins or Susan.
Immediately, she corrected my confusion.
"Please call me Susan." She looked at me with those beautiful, big eyes while offering me her hand. "May I call you Freddie."
"Yes, of course, please."
For someone who was over 60, she was well preserved. She looked good. She looked hot. Only, after having sex with Geena, the amazon woman, Susan appeared so small, tiny almost. Yet, she had big knockers that I hoped to become intimately acquainted with soon.
"I don't usually do this," she said. "Actually, this is my first time hiring someone for sex. Should I pay you your fee first?"
"Now or later, it doesn't matter."