I've always had a tremendous crush on WWF superstar Chyna. Even when she first came to the WWF, and didn't have "mainstream" beauty, I was attracted to her. The subsequent breast implants, cosmetic surgery, and tight revealing outfits only served to amplify that attraction tenfold. So when I learned that she'd be visiting WWF New York on the same night I'd be visiting the Big Apple, I knew I had to take the opportunity to meet the woman of my dreams.
On the plane ride to N.Y.C., the only thing on my mind, for the most part, was Chyna. I kept rehearsing what I'd say if and when I met her. I decided that I'd tell her about my crush on her, for one. I knew she'd probably heard it from a hundred other guys, but this was my crush, dammit! I also wanted to thank her for putting out her workout video. The driving force behind me buying it was to see her sweating and working out, but I also wanted to use it to lose some weight and get into shape, and that's exactly what I did! Using the exercises in the video, I lost over 60 lbs. of fat and replaced it with muscle. I owed my health to Chyna, and I wanted her to know it.
As the plane landed in N.Y.C., I thought about how great it'd be if I could lose my virginity to Chyna. It was one of my biggest fantasies. I wondered to myself if I'd be able to keep up with her. I had no way of know that by that time the next day, I'd have found out.
My plane touched down in New York at around 1:00 PM. The day passed quickly as I counted down the hours until I was to arrive at the WWF nightclub. I had planned to arrive after the bigger WWF stars got there. In addition to Chyna, Kane, Shawn Michaels, and WWF champ Chris Benoit were all scheduled to appear, not to mention a very special lecture by Hulk Hogen entitled "Signs that it's time to hang up your tights." Once the main eventers arrived, the fans would clamor to them, leaving Chyna all to me. At around 9:30 PM, the main eventers arrived, and as I predicted, the fans abandoned the mid-carders and went to them. A couple of the mid-carders packed up and left right then. Chyna, however, remained at her post.
This was it, the opportunity I had been waiting for. As I started heading to her table, I realized that all the planning and preparation for this moment, all the simulations that I'd run through my mind, were all for nought. Every microscopic detail of my plan to act normal had fallen like the Berlin Wall the second I saw her gorgeous face. She was ten times sexier and better looking in person then she was on TV. "SHIT!" I thought as I realized that I had to stop for a moment to recompose myself. However, much to my chagrin, I found that I'd been so preoccupied with trying to remember how to act, that I'd just kept on walking towards Chyna, and had already reached my destination.
It was to late to turn back now. I had to do what I had come to do. Unfortunately for me, before I could formulate a game plan, our eyes met. And at that point, all hell broke loose in my brain. She smiled at me (which only served to amplify the anarchy-ridden state my mind was in) and said, in her soft, sexy voice, "Hi, what can I do for you?" All I could do was make incoherent noises and look like a dumbass. What was left of my mind put every ounce of effort into thinking of something that sounded intelligent so I try to impress her. What came out was something else all together. "uh,...I, I...uh, I...love you." The words reverberated through my mind as I realized just what I had said. "SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!!!" I thought. With a horrified expression on my face, I looked to Chyna to face the repercussions of my stupidity. But, much to my surprise, she just smiled and let out a rather girlish giggle. "Is that so?" she said kiddingly. "W-well....Uh, n-no, not really." I started. "What meant was that I have a really big crush on you, I think you're absolutely gorgeous. I know you get this all the time from other guys, but I want you to know how I feel." I tried to swallow, but I found that I had absolutely no spit whatsoever. I also felt sick to my stomach. Chyna smiled, which made me feel a little better, and replied "Actually, I've never had a fan come up to me and tell me he had a crush on me like you just did, they're usually to intimidated." "Well, I figured I didn't have anything to lose, It's not like I'll get to meet you at another WWF event in person like this again." "Yeah, you sure got that right." She said in a glum tone. "What's wrong?" I asked. Chyna sighed. "The WWF isn't going to renew my contract." She told me. "What?! But...but..." "They said I was asking for to much money." She said somberly.
"Crap" I thought "Way to go David, you jackass, you just made her sad, that's a GREAT impression to make on the woman of your dreams." "Oh, I'm so sorry, I had no idea..." Chyna cut me off again "It's okay, you had no way of knowing." Quickly, I tried to do a little "damage control." "Is there anything I can do for you?" I asked.
Chyna gave me a very peculiar look. "Excuse me?" she said, rather confused. "Is there anything I can do for you?" I repeated. Then, Chyna got a look on her face that suggested that she was genuinely touched. "I've never known a fan to care about my feelings like that." she said softly. "Well, like I told you," I said, blushing and scratching my head nervously "I really like you, and I feel bad about bringing you down." Chyna cocked her head, then told me "You know, there is something you can do." she pulled another chair over to her, then motioned for me to sit. "keep me company."
I damn near fainted.
Nervously, I sat down. "I still have to stay here for another half-hour, but no one's going to come here. They're all over with the other guys." It's funny, I had come to New York with a primary objective of seeing Chyna, maybe getting an autograph, and if I was really lucky, possibly being able to tell her of my weight loss. But this, THIS was far more then I could have hoped for. I was about to engage in at least a half-hour's worth of conversation with the woman who, more then any other, was responsible for some of the best masturbatory moments of my life! Her Playboy spread alone gave me countless orgasms, and made me shoot more cum then any other woman.
By all rights it should have been the single greatest moment of my life, but I was to nervous to enjoy it. I could feel myself trembling, and Chyna must have noticed as well. "Sheesh man, calm down." She said as she rubbed my shoulders a bit. "You can talk to me. Go ahead ask me something." I had wondered many, many times what I'd ask Chyna if I ever got the opportunity, and now the opportunity was there, but my brain was a no-go. "Uhhh...I got nothing." I said flatly. Chyna laughed, which actually instilled a little bit of confidante in me. "OK, I'll start, I never got your name, what is it?" "David." "You live here in New York?" She asked. "Uh, no. I live in Washington." I responded. "Oh, so why are you here in New York, are you on a vacation?" "Yeah, and I planned it to coincide with your visit to WWF New York." I said. "Oh really, that's sweet. What is it about me you find so attractive.?" She asked with a mix of curiosity and mischief. This made me kind of nervous, but I went ahead and told her.
"What do I find so attractive about you? Just about everything. You're kind of like, uh...the holy grail of womanhood to me." That statement must have made a good impression, as she let loose a big smile. I continued. "You're beautiful in every way, your eyes, lips, face, hair, your personality, all very, very attractive to me. Put bluntly, you're just a very, very attractive woman." "Thanks a lot. You're pretty good-looking yourself, you know." Now I'd heard everything. My s\dream woman just said that I was attractive! "You really think I'm good-looking?" I needed confirmation on that one. "Good-looking, hell, you're pretty damn sexy if you ask me." "Wow, thanks. You know, you're the reason I look so sexy." "I am?" she asked. "Absoulutly. It was your workout video. I bought it mainly to see you working out and sweating in form-fitting clothes." Chyna giggled. "But I also used it to get into shape, and I shed 60 lbs. of fat and replaced it with muscle, all thanks to you." I proudly stated. "Really? Wow, that's great!" Chyna leaned over and hugged me, much to my surprise.
As she hugged me I got a good whiff of her perfume, and was overcome by desire, desire to leave the room with her, and rip her clothes off, as well as my own. But I had to think straight. I couldn't let my mind wander, not now. "Hey Chyna!" A man suddenly said. She turned her head to him to respond, though her body, more specificly her breasts, were still pointing towards me. I simply could not resist. My eyes shot towards her beautiful tits. They consumed the full of my attention, at that point, everything else ceased to exist to me.