Taking a deep breath Natasha's eyes slowly focused as the Avenger took in her black and white surroundings.
W-what? What is this??
Feeling disorientated, Natasha slowly came out of her stupor with no recollection of why she was here.
Quickly checking her own pulse the Avenger ascertained she was unharmed; no bruises or signs of trauma. Even her conservative 1960's attire was neat and unrumpled; suggesting she had dressed this way willingly in spite of her own personal taste. After all she could hardly scissor flip an opponent in this starchy get-up! But the orange gemstone necklace was pretty... was that amber??
Hearing a voice, Natasha took in the waves of velvety material before her, the redhead realising she was standing before a large curtain. This was a stage... or a bandstand? Glancing upward the Avenger saw nothing but sky.
"I wanted to thank you all for coming out to support the neighbourhood. And let's have a big hand for our performers today, who worked so hard to make this Talent show possible..."
"Talent show??"
Murmuring to no one, Natasha listened to an unfamiliar haughty voice on the other side of the curtain. Gradually comprehending these strange words, Natasha braced herself for what inevitably came next:
"And for our final act I give you: the Scarlet Witch and Black Widow!"
Curtain parting before her Natasha froze like a deer in headlamps; a crowd of enthusiastic small-town rubes politely clapping at her arrival. Casting around the Avenger spotted the elegant blonde woman that had introducing her. Confused, Natasha's gaze finally fell on someone familiar, Wanda Maximoff beaming back at her:
Wanda?!"
Stumbling forward Natasha balked as her young lover gesticulated theatrically to the audience:
"Not Wanda! I am the Scarlet Witch! And this is my glamorous assistant!"
Dumbfounded Natasha tried to get her bearing whilst scrutinising Wanda:
The Sokovian was dressed in a tiny sequinned leotard. The redhead's barely covered curves were emphasised by a pair of astonishing high heels, sheer stockings and skintight gloves. Perched upon her head Wanda wore a grand top hat; the traditional garb of a magician.
"What are you wearing?!" Natasha murmured in amazement.
"You mean, what are we wearing hot stuff!" Wanda countered cheekily; playing up for the crowd:
"Oh wait; my 'glamorous' assistant is not in costume!"
Hearing the audience boo Natasha blushed; wishing she could speak to the other Avenger in private. Shaking her head theatrically Wanda raised a hand:
"Well we can soon change that!"
Watching the Witch snap her fingers, Natasha blanched as her outfit transformed in an instant:
"Ohhh!"
Glancing down at herself Natasha gasped; suddenly dressed in revealing lingerie that made Wanda's outfit seem tame by comparison:
The Avenger wore a strapless black bustier that raised her chest by tightening against her midriff, forcing her breasts up whilst shaping her waist. The semi-transparent lace barely reached her belly button, a fluffy red thong and impractically high heels putting emphasis on the Widow's womanly curves.
"That's a little risquΓ© isn't it?" Beverly murmured to Dottie.
Eyes drinking in her glorious view of the scantily clad Black Widow, the repressed blonde housewife shook her head at her neighbour:
"Shut up Bev!"
Natasha blushed crimson; her new outfit an embarrassing subversion of her usual spy attire. Feeling naked, she attempted to cover herself as the crowd applauded her humiliating transformation but for Natasha this whole situation was like an embarrassing teenage nightmare!
"Much better!" Wanda exclaimed delightedly, returning her attention to the audience:
"Today we will lie to you! And yet, you will believe our little deceptions because human beings are easily fooled due to their limited understanding of the inner workings of the Universe... Flourish!"
Watching Wanda condescend to her audience, Agnes smirked back at her from the seats; it seemed the Witch herself was following a magical script...
"Now; can we have a volunteer to search my glamorous assistant?"
Immediately raising her hand Dottie stood once more, the Queen Bee strutting toward the bandstand as the enthralled crowd encouraged her.
"Wanda!"
Muttering anxiously at her, Wanda ignored the anxious Avenger, greeting Dottie as she ascended onto the stage.
"Could you please confirm that nothing is hidden upon this lovely lady's person?"
Circling the sexy redhead Dottie ran her eyes up and down her full curves:
"Well there are hardly many places to hide anything..." Dottie mocked, eliciting a cheap laugh from the watching audience.
"Are you sure?" Wanda asked: "Look closer."