This is a satirical version of the movie 9 to 5, which very nicely satirized sexist male behavior. It's long, but it includes three distinct episodes. In this satire of the satire, the male is substantially more sexist and many of the woman appreciably more compliant. If that doesn't sound at all appealing, or if you don't like stories involving submission or spanking, you really should not read this. You won't like it. If you do find this satire to be too sexist or offensive, please do note that Mr. Hart does meet with his demise and I am working on a sequel, in which the roles are reversed. However, I realize that displeasure with this story could still reflect a more general distaste for submission or spanking, no matter who takes which role. Otherwise, I do hope that you enjoy it!
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This was the first day on the job for Judy Bernly. She had never held an actual job (other than homemaker), but she had to now as she was recently divorced. She was very nervous and wanted to make an excellent first impression. So, she came to her first day so very well dressed in a light blue conservative, nicely tailored, business suit with violet highlights, a matching silk violet blouse and scarf, a pink carnation in her collar, and rather tall heels. To top it off she was wearing a matching violet spring hat. She even had a hat pin to keep it nicely in place. Frankly, it was more like what one would wear to a church social than to work as one among many within a secretarial pool. However, she felt that it displayed how important she took this job. In actuality, it displayed her inexperience and naivete.
She was so anxious and preoccupied that she almost missed her floor on the elevator. She tried to leap through the door as it was closing, but didn't really make it. Her large round glasses that covered her strikingly pretty, large green-blue eyes were almost knocked off her face. She was fortunate that her delightful spring hat did not get crushed.
Violet Newstead would be in charge of her initial training, although at Consolidated Companies Incorporated it was more like an indoctrination.
"Norman, she has never even worked before," Ms. Newstead complained.
"I thought you would be sympathetic. She's recently divorced." Ms. Newstead's own husband had died a number of years ago.
"I am sympathetic, but why do I have to train her? Can't she be within someone else's section?"
"She's very willing. She is the type of secretary that Mr. Hart will appreciate."
"Oh, yes, I see. Alright, send her to me." Ms. Newstead knew what that meant. She didn't care much for Mr. Hart's behavior toward women within the office, but having someone who might in fact help keep Mr. Hart preoccupied and distracted, and out of her own hair, could be a helpful contribution.
Ms. Newstead met Miss Bernly at the entrance to the secretarial pool. She couldn't help but think that she would need a special locker for her hat.
"This is quite a day for me," Miss Bernly exclaimed, with excited anticipation.
"I bet it is."
"I was so nervous I left for work an hour early so I wouldn't be late but I still almost didn't make it. It took me forty-five minutes just to find a parking place!"
"Yes, well, tomorrow use the company parking lot, the entrance is off Kimberly Street."
"Oh, yes, of course, I'm sorry."
"Well, you'll catch on, I'm sure."
"Am I dressed alright, I mean, appropriately?"
"Well, if you have an outfit like this for every day of the week, I don't see why you need to work here."
"Oh, I know, Ms. Newstead, I am sorry. I just wanted to look good on my first day."
"Well, believe me, you will look plenty good to Mr. Hart." Ms. Newstead was sincerely impressed at Miss Bernly's attractiveness. She reminded her of a 30-year old, Jane Fonda, or at least Ms. Fonda dressed to look like a prim and pretty secretary. Mr. Hart would like that indeed.
"Oh, I'm so glad." Miss Bernly smiled with relief. She apparently did not get the particular meaning that Ms. Newstead was implying.
She took Miss Bernly to her desk to explain the various procedures of Consolidated Companies, Incorporated.
Mr. Hart did have a few quite special rules for the ladies, many of which were very familiar to his personal secretary, Doralee Rhodes. Doralee was a southern girl, with a very distinctive southern accent (Tennessean to be specific) and a tremendously pleasant and cheerful disposition. She always had something nice to say about, and to, everyone, unlike Ms. Newstead, who was considerably more realistic, aware, but also rather hard-edged, even cynical.
As they were approaching her desk, Doralee passed them in the hall. She greeted Ms. Newstead with a friendly hello. "Hi Violet, how's everything goin'?"
Ms. Newstead responded in her more businesslike, perhaps even curt, manner. "Hello, Doralee, Mr. Hart was looking for you. I think he wants more coffee." Mr. Hart was one of the many Vice Presidents of Consolidated Companies Incorporated.
Doralee pretended to complain, but still in a quite cheerful manner. "That's great. I just got back gassing up his car. If I'm not fillin' one tank, I'm fillin' another."
Ms. Newstead ignored the pleasant humor. "This is Judy Bernly. Judy's going to be working over in my section." She turned to Judy. "Doralee Rhodes," she said as her way of introducing Miss Bernly to Doralee in as brief a manner as possible. Before they could finish shaking hands Ms. Newstead had walked off and was waving at Miss Bernly to follow her.
Miss Bernly though hesitated, in part to at least shake Doralee's hand, but as well because her eyes went right to the blouse of Doralee.
Doralee was a short little thing, probably not more than five feet tall. She was wearing today a green pullover sweater with quite a sprinkling of small, sparkling rhinestones, along with a white blouse with flashy green and red splashes, stripes and spots. Doralee was a very pretty woman, with curvy and wavy blonde hair (maybe it was colored?) piled up a bit high, but not appreciably high (it was actually a wig).
Her most noticeable feature though, impossible in fact not to notice, no matter how she was dressed, were her breasts. They were quite large; in fact, they were huge. Best guess was 40-20-36. She usually denied that she ever had implants, but at one point she as much appeared to admit to it. Miss Bernly was impressed, or perhaps simply just shocked. "How do you do," she said, somewhat stiffly.
Doralee continued to talk to Miss Bernly as Ms. Newstead walked away. "Everybody been treatin' you real friendly? Showin' you around?"
"Everybody's been very nice, thank you."
Doralee bent over, her cleavage widening. "Good, listen, if there is anything I can do, just give me a holler, cause I know what it's like being the new girl in town."
Miss Bernly replied, "Thank you," appreciating the kindness but still rather uncomfortable, although she was uncomfortable the moment she got out of bed that morning to come to work. As she walked away she looked down at her own, nonexistent cleavage. She felt even a bit more insecure.
Mr. Hart called Miss Rhodes via the intercom from his office. He had already gotten the coffee himself, and was now simply wanting to dictate a letter. "Miss Rhodes, would you grab your pad and bring your pretty face in here please?"
"Yes sir, Mr. Hart."
Mr. Hart was waiting for her behind his desk. He watched her enter the room. She had left the sweater behind.
He always found her to be such a delight to the eye. Her breasts were extremely large, but her most attractive feature might in fact be her blue-green eyes, which truly seemed to sparkle beneath her long, fluttering lashes. She easily won the Miss Apple Blossom contest when she was in high school (the contest which determined the prettiest girl in Locust Ridge, Tennessee), with her rosy cheeks, becoming smile, and gorgeous figure.
She reminded Mr. Hart of this country western singer. As Doralee might say herself, she was a "spittin' image" of Dolly Parton. He wondered if Doralee had even gotten breast surgery to complete the match.
She smiled at him as she closed and locked the door. It was standard Consolidated policy for secretaries to lock the door when they entered the office of a Vice President, and at times even a manager.
As she approached his desk, he said, "Hold it right there."
"What?" she asked.
He spun a finger in the air. "Turn around a second."
Doralee turned to the right, providing him with a really nice profile view of those large breasts as she twisted back to try to get a good look at her bottom. Apparently she wondered if she had sat on something that caused a stain or smudge. Mr. Hart just appreciated that she was also drawing attention to her sweet bottom. "Do I have something on my dress?"
"There's nothing wrong," he replied. With a mischievous grin he added. "Matter of fact, I think everything is very, very right."
Doralee now understood. She gave him an exasperated but understanding smile, sat down (her breasts bobbling as she did), and said, "Shall we begin, Mr. Hart?"
"You know, Doralee, I was thinking precisely just that."
"Now, Mr. Hart, don't you think it's just a bit too early in the morning for something like that? Land sakes, the sun wouldn't even be above the Crawford barn up on the hill back home. I guess I'd have to say the Stratford Building here, but, no matter what place you're at, it's darn early."
"Well, I am sorry, Doralee," disappointment and sarcasm in his voice, "I thought we were a team here at Consolidated. I'm under a great deal of stress, as the leader, trying my best to get as much as I can for all you girls in the pool. It just seems that I should get a bit of consideration and comfort now and then."
Doralee knew he was right about that. "Well, alright sir, what is that I can do you for?"
Mr. Hart grinned. This was why Doralee was the top secretary in the pool. She was indeed a team player, and knew what that meant. "You know how I like to dictate my letters."