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This is an intentionally short opening chapter because I want fan feedback to be a big part of this story. Which characters would people most like to see? Message me or comment and help to direct this pervy tale.
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"About time," Jeff grunted as he pulled the small package out of his mailbox and rushed back inside. This game had better be worth it. It was one thing to actually pay for a porn game, but it was another thing entirely to be unable to find a download of it. He couldn't believe that he had actually ordered a physical erotic game, but the hype was too big around it. Jeff had to admit that the idea of a very in-depth naughty dating sim centred around Nintendo characters turned him on. Those games were always so intentionally wholesome that he loved the idea of seeing characters like Peach or Zelda in compromising positions.
He had been so annoyed at the fact that he had had to order this game and then wait two weeks for it that he had forgotten all about his excitement in that time. Now that he had it in his hands, he rushed to his laptop. He had the whole day free, so he could spend it jerking it to lewd images of trademarked characters. He opened the box and dug through way too much packaging to pull out a USB key. Thank god it wasn't an actual disc, he would have lost his shit. He pushed the key into his laptop and his screen immediately went black. Just his luck that he had spent all that time and money on a virus. But then a logo popped up on his screen. The word "Fucktendo" came up in the iconic logo style and then an extremely attractive and busty version of Samus walked onto the screen and began to deep-throat the logo, immediately taking it all the way down her throat to the point where there was a visible bulge.
"This is more like it," Jeff said as he dug his hands into his pants. Then the screen went blank again and stayed that way for a few seconds.
"Loading times suck in this game," he grunted, still playing with his limp cock, trying to get it primed for action. But then a strange chime blurted out of his speakers and a message appeared.
"Congratulations! You have been selected for our new Super Immersive Mode. Have fun!"
Jeff didn't really care about those buzzwords, he just wanted to get to the game. The screen went blank again and he was starting to get ready to give up and just watch some porn when the screen suddenly went bright. It grew so brightly that soon Jeff couldn't see anything around him and covered his eyes. When the brightness around him appeared to disappear, he lowered his arm and then froze. He wasn't in his room anymore. In fact, he was in a much smaller and shittier room. He was sitting on an old ratty bed and the floors and walls were a mess and had holes in them. There was a particularly strange mark on the wall but when he leaned in to take a closer look at it, the mark changed to match his movements. If he didn't know better, he would think that it was some sort of heads-up display in a video game. Just then the door burst open and Jeff's eyes bulged when he had no choice but to accept that he was looking at a shortstack Toadette.
"Finally! We've been waiting for a male to arrive for forever!" She said in her tiny high-pitched voice, bouncing in place from excitement. Jeff couldn't help but look down at her gigantic rack that was stuffed into her pink overalls and showed off miles of creamy cleavage. "What took you so long?"
"O-oh, um, well..." Jeff stammered. Toadette rolled her eyes and walked toward him, once again drawing his eyes to her bouncing heaving bust. She reached around and touched the mark and a menu popped up in front of Jeff's eyes.