I was lost in a euphoric daze, and still singing "Mr. Self Destruct" as I walked to my car, parked in a remote part of the amphitheater parking lot. My friend Lindsey suddenly poked me.
"Do you see that?" she whispered excitedly.
"No..." I whispered back, completely oblivious to the lean shadow perched atop our black Cherokee.
Then I saw him...the man I have waited for 7 years to meet, the man I comb through rock magazines for...
THE MAN I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT COUNTLESS :LONELY NIGHTS, while I rubbed my clit and pulled on my nipples...
It was TRENT REZNOR, the most beautiful, dark, intense, and ingenious man I have ever come across. He smiled disarmingly as we drew near, and seemed to fully realize the strangeness of the situation as he saw the bewildered looks spread across mine and Lindsey's faces.
"Beautiful girls...I am so very lonely tonight...and I was wondering, hoping, that you would take me with you wherever you are going " He grabbed my hand and pulled me to him. I was a little startled, but also completely starstruck. This man had just played to an audience of 20,000 screaming, adoring fans, all of whom would kill (no exaggerations here!) to be in my shoes.
"Treeeennnt..uuuuuuh...it's so great to meet you...ummmmmmmm...Nine Inch Nails has been my favorite band for as long as I can remember" ...yes, now I was stumbling over my words and feeling ridiculous...
"Don't be so nervous my little star...just take me with you" He breathed sweetly into my ear.
Without any more hesitation, Lindsey started the car, and Trent and I jumped in. "We are just going back to the hotel, if you are sure you want to come..." I asked, marveling at his distinctive nose, his pale skin, his piercing eyes and his beautiful black hair. "I am going wherever you two are going, I just want to be around someone real and not feel so alone..."