"Don't even think about it, Peaches."
"What the hell are you talking about? Go to sleep, Spike." They were both laying in the interior bedroom, which didn't have a window. Spike slept fully-clothed on top of the sheets and Angel slept underneath them in his pajamas. Neither one of them wanted the other to sleep in the same bed as Dawn.
"You'd like that, wouldn't you?"
"I'm a little tired for mind games right now, William. Want to tell me what you're griping about?"
"You're waitin' for me to drift off so you can sneak into nibblet's room and crawl into bed with her."
"I don't see that happening, especially with Faith being over there. And her name is Dawn."
"Like you would mind a threesome. And she loves my nicknames for her."
"What's a matter, my boy? Pissed because another girl you want loves me?"
"Yes! Why do you always have to take them from me?"
"In case you haven't noticed, William, they both belonged to me first. You're the interloper. I sired Drusilla, she was with me quite a few years before she even met you. When I got my soul, you moved in on my woman. Then, there's Buffy, she never even gave you the time of day. Besides that stupid boy, I'm the only one she's ever loved."
Spike clenched his jaw refusing to deal with Angel's unhappy truths. "Well, Dawn is mine. I met her first, for real. I'm not counting those damned monks' made up memories. She's just confused, that's all. She'll come to me soon, enough. Once she knows you're a tease."
"I'm not a tease." Angel said indignantly as he glared at his childe in the darkness. "I should have volunteered to sleep on the couch. Or slept with Dawn."
"Yes, you are a tease, you've got no follow-through, mate, and we both know it. There is no cure for you condition, you're just bluffing. Didn't Dawn said you two were 'waiting' anyway?" Spike took a drag on his cigarette. "You're not going anyway, either. Not leaving this room without me."
"Didn't know you cared." Angel said sarcastically.
"I don't." Spike stubbed out his smoke on the night stand. Hope you have to pay for that, poof. "Now, go to bed. You definitely need your beauty rest."
"Goodnight, Spike." God, I hope Dawn gives up on you soon. She deserves better.
"And keep your hands to yourself, poof." Spike shoved a pillow between him Angel.
"Like I'd molest you when I could have Dawn."
"As if she'd have you. Once she finds out what a royal pain in the arse you are she'll move on and I'll be ready. In fact, why don't you go show her those girly pajamas you're wearin' right now, might make my job easier. " Spike pointed to Angel's black silk pajamas.
"She likes them just fine, Spike. She likes what's underneath them even better." Angel said smoothly.
"Oh? And what's underneath it? That damned tattoo you're so keen on showing off? A pair of poofy heart-covered boxers? Big deal! Now, what I've got on underneath my jeans would be interesting."
"And what's that? A pair of ripped underwear from the 70's? God, knows you never by new clothes." Angel said snidely, gesturing to his luggage.
"I don't wear underwear."
"That's disgusting." Angel rolled over.
"Got you all hot and bothered, didn't it, peaches?"
"About as appealing as holy water and crosses."
"Knew you were into pain, pervert."
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"Think they're gonna fight the rest of the night?" Dawn said, voice muffled by her pillow.
"I hope not, they're worse than two old biddies."
"We might go over there in the morning and find two piles of dust."
"We can only hope."
Dawn giggled and then sighed. "I'm so glad you're here, Faith. I've really missed you."
"I've missed you too, D. I'm really looking forward to spending time with you."
"Me too. Will you go slaying with me?" Dawn asked eagerly. She loved to slay with Faith, the dark haired woman enjoyed it as much as she did.
"Of course, D. Don't imagine we'll have a chance to avoid it."
"I guess not. Will you go out with me too?"
"You really want you're 'dear old dad' hanging out with you?"
"Yes! You're way more fun than Buffy."
"Well, that wouldn't be hard to do."
"Why won't she let me see you more?"
"Let's not worry about that for now, D."
"Faith. . .what's up with you and Angel?"
"Spike asked me the same thing."
"And what did you tell him?"
"That I'm grateful to Angel for helping me. That's it."
"He likes you."
"I imagine he does, he doesn't' help just anyone you know."
"Don't joke. He asks about you, I can tell he cares."