It all started on the plane flight from LA to Orlando. I always sit in 1st class, not just for the snacks, but the seat is totally worth the price. It also doesn't hurt that I charge the entire ticket to my company. As I sat in my seat a very young girl walked up and asked if I didn't mind switching seats with her. She said she has "issues" with sitting in the aisle, and needed a window seat. It made no difference to me, so we switched.
As the flight took place, I was totally amazed how fast this girl talked, and how she changed subject to subject. After a while she asked me if I liked her TV show. I told her I do not watch much TV, and to be honest, I didn't know who is. I quickly apologized, but she just laughed. She told me she was Sarah Hyland, and she was on a show called Modern Family. I actually had heard of the show, but have never watched. What a mistake this turned out to be, she gave me a full run down of the show.
Sarah then decided to start asking questions of me. I told her my name, age, where I lived, what I do for a living, and other general items. She was surprised when I told her I am 40 years old. And let me know she is 22, but an old soul. I'm not sure what that was supposed to mean.
She told me about how she was going to spend a few days at Disney, and take time to relax. In the middle of her plans, she asked if I knew any good restaurants. I told her that I live in the area, and described a great Italian restaurant. After I finished, she asked if I want to have dinner with her. It seemed real weird, but I did in fact need dinner. So, I said sure, sounds fine.
As we walked out of the airport, she was surprised that I had a car and driver waiting for me. I told her that it was actually cheaper to have the car and driver, than to drive my own car and pay to park. We got into the car, and I told the driver to take us to the restaurant. Like the flight, she didn't stop to breath in between her talking.
Once at the restaurant I ordered a bottle of my favorite wine. Sarah said she didn't drink that often, but she would have a glass. When the wine was poured, she placed a few ice cubes in the glass. Both me and the waiter just looked confused at each other. Thru dinner we ended up drinking a total of 3 bottles. I'm not sure, but I think the wine actually slowed her talking down.
As we left, Sarah stated she was staying at the Ritz- Carlton. I told her that I had never stayed at that place, but I've heard it is real nice. She told me if I wanted, I could take a look at her suite. I told her that was okay, but a suite is a suite. She laughed and said; well we could have another glass of wine and keep talking. It seemed like she just didn't want to be alone.
While she was checking into her room, I heard her tell the manager she needs the best bottle of wine they had. We went up to her room, and in just a minute or two, a knock at the door. It was the wine, and boy was it a nice bottle of wine! Sarah asked if I had ever had this kind before, and I told her I had a few bottles at my house. She poured me a glass, and then poured about half the bottle into a cup with ice. WOW! What a great way to ruin great wine.
As I sat on the couch, Sarah sat on the floor and was tossing clothes out of her suitcase. After dumping about half her clothes, so stood up and announced she was going to go change. What seemed like 20 minutes, she comes out of the bedroom. She appears in a tight white t-shirt, and a pair of very short shorts.
Walking back across the room, she spills some wine, and just laughs. She sits down almost on top of my on the couch. Giggling, she turns on the TV. Flipping through the channels, she finally turns off the TV. She tells me there is nothing ever on that she likes. Okay.
Suddenly she jumps up, and heads over to get more wine. She gives me about a sip, and pours the remaining wine into her glass. And tell me she thinks we should get another bottle. I told her I could not have anymore, that I have had my fill. She tells me she wants more and it would be rude to not drink with her.
We were about half way through the new bottle when Sarah looks like she is about to pass out. I ask here is she is okay, and she just giggles. She tells me she feels light headed, and I replied you must be drunk. Laughing, she stands up and stumbles out of the room. Next thing I hear is her vomiting. It sounded like she was having a rough time. So, I headed into the bathroom to check on her.