Usually I have to put a smile on my face for my customers. They're generally decent folks; waitressing is just not my dream job.
This time my smile was genuine and unforced when not one, but two super-hot men walked in and went to a table in my section. My coworker Jamie caught my eye and winked at me from the kitchen. I lifted my eyebrows and smiled a "who knows?" back at him before walking over to our new arrivals.
"Welcome to Murphy's, I'm Lisa, I'll be your server today. Can I start you off with something to drink?"
"Hi Lisa! I'm Dean, this is Sam and we'll be your customers today. Can you get us some waters maybe?" The one on the right answered with a spunky smile.
"Gladly, I'll be right back," I nodded at them both before walking away. Sam glanced down and Dean had a big goofy grin on his face, so I made a point of swinging my hips as I went to the kitchen. Let Mr. Cocky suck on that for a minute.
I returned with their drinks and took their orders. I got a smile out of Sam and almost melted at the appearance of the most adorable dimples I've ever seen. Dean was flirty, so I had fun returning the advance by leaning down a little more than necessary when putting their plates on the table, giving both of them a good view of my spectacular cleavage. When I stood back up Dean's mouth was open and he was openly staring at my rack.
"AHEM," Sam cleared his throat and glared when Dean glanced at him. He did a small double-take, closed his mouth and looked down at his food.
"Well. This looks good enough to eat. Thank you Lisa," Dean reddened a little and stuck his fork in.
I lifted an eyebrow at him. "You're
very
welcome," I purred, looking at them both in turn. Again, swinging my hips as I walked away.
Dean met me coming back out of the kitchen later.
"Hey beautiful, are you doing anything tonight?" he asked.
"No, why?" My eyes zoned out on his full lips and perfect teeth before realizing belatedly that he was asking me out. "Did you have something in mind?" I replied, looking towards the kitchen and feigning disinterest.
"Huh. Uhh," he put his hands in his pockets, "We're staying at the hotel down the street and I don't really know what there is to do around here, so how about you decide and whatever it is, it's on me."
It certainly would be
, I thought,
ALL over you if I have anything to do with it.
"OK, sure. What's my limit?" I joked.
"Well, I can't take you to see the Taj Mahal tonight, but no limit, within reason," he replied, chewing on the inside of his lip. His eyes were
really
green. Really intense. I was pretty sure he wasn't talking about money. I felt my heart speed up.
Gawd he is so hot, it's not right. He's gotta have a tail or something, otherwise what the fuck?!
"OK, I'm down." I thought for a second. I really didn't want these strange men to know where I lived, just in case. "How about I meet you in the hotel lobby at 6?"
"Nice. Sounds good, Lisa. If I'm not there yet, just ask the front desk for Dean Waters," he smiled and walked back towards their table.
I've been asked on dates before. You see a lot of people as a server. I've been on a few here and there, but....those
eyes!
The really interesting part came when they paid the bill. Sam handed me a credit card with the name "Sam Daltry" on it. I processed it and it went through but something nagged at me. Why would they use fake names? I mean, Daltry and Waters? Rogers Daltry and Waters? Of two of the biggest bands in history? Really? Did they think no one would recognize that?
Of course,
I thought,
Maybe no tails but guys this hot always have to be criminals. It's always something. Phooey.
I found out why when I returned to clear the table after they'd left though. Sam had left a card with a note on the back. The front had his fake name on it, and credentials for the FBI. On the back he had written a short note: "You're funny and stunning. I'd like to take you out soon if you'd let me," and his phone number. FBI, huh?
Sam and Dean.
Dean and Sam.
FBI...?
It suddenly clicked. These were the
Winchester brothers.
My great aunt was Bobby Singer's aunt. The family had rumors about hunting ghosts and killing vampires and stuff; I'd never seen any of that myself, but I didn't disbelieve it. No wonder they didn't use their real names. I knew them to be dangerous but honorable men, and since I wasn't anything but human, I knew I'd be safe with either of them. But they
both
were interested in me. I'd never had anything like this happen before! Suddenly my pelvic floor muscles clenched and I was very aware of the warmth down there.
I spent the rest of my shift wondering what making out with either of them would be like.
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I arrived at the hotel just before 6. Since I was early, I wasn't surprised to not see Dean. I asked at the front desk which room "Dean Waters" was in and headed over. They were on the 1st floor in a corner. As I approached the door I could hear them talking. About me.
"...She's not even your type!"
"Ohh, according to you, because anything with a vagina is