My Night with Jennifer Aniston [©2011 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS ARE OVER THE AGE OF 18; NONE OF THESE EVENTS ACTUALLY OCCURRED WITH THE NAMED MOVIE STARS, NOR IS IT IMPLIED THAT THEY DID AT ANY TIME, PAST OR PRESENT. FOR AGES 21 OR ABOVE]
[Teen is stood up at the senior prom and has to bum a ride home. He recognizes the Hollywood star in the back of the stretch limousine.]
I would never forget it. I had just turned eighteen and was at my senior prom. It was my first prom and my first tux (rental). I looked ridiculous in the maroon jacket, but it was the last and only one they had left. It was worth it though. Lacy was my date and she was 100% guaranteed (to put out) per the talk of the school. Unfortunately, she arrived only to tell me that she had 'other plans'. She then proceeded to dance with any (other) guy besides me. Humiliated, I stormed out of the gym.
Within seconds, I had gone from the luckiest guy at the prom to the biggest fool. Worse, while all my friends (and a few of my enemies) were 'enjoying' their dates, I'd be walking down the road, just trying to bum a ride home.
As I stood on the roadside, I remembered the old saying: "Well at least it isn't raining." Of course, the skies opened up and I was drenched. I doggedly hung in there as the maroon in my rented tux now started staining the sidewalk where I stood.
Just when I was going to give up and return to the 'scene of the crime' (the prom in the school gym), a stretch limo screeched to a halt. The driver came out and opened the door nearest me. It was sheer deliverance.
Settling in, I noticed I wasn't alone. I went into total shock when I saw it was Jennifer Aniston! (JA)
JA: "Don't you look surprised; as we came down the street I told my driver to pick you up. You looked like you needed a ride. Where did you want to go?"
Me: "Well, my home is just down the street where you're heading. Of course, where I WANT to go is to hang with you...just kidding; I know that isn't going to happen!"
Lo and behold, Jennifer picked up the intercom to the driver and said a few words. She giggled and hung up. My jaw dropped as the big Lincoln Town Car came up to my home and then zoomed by. My God, was she taking me to HER crib? Man alive!
We entered a nicer part of town and pulled into her circular driveway. The driver opened our door and I was in front of her big, beautiful home. We went in. She told me to camp out in the media room while she did a few things.
There was a big sectional leather couch which I sat on, sinking about 3 feet deep. I grabbed one of six remotes and the bookcase lit up with an on the wall LCD set. This was so nice, it didn't matter WHOSE home I was in.
I heard a tinkling of glasses and was stunned. Wearing a terry cloth robe, Jennifer was carrying a tray with pizza rolls (of all things) and a couple of Heineken's. She offered the tray goodies to me and then sat down with a sigh.
She folded those famous legs, her gorgeous perfect feet bare and bobbing nervously. Those shapely legs and gorgeous soft feet; I was getting hard, rock hard. Remember I was still wearing that damn rented tux, or what was left of it. She could actually hear as my powerful manhood strained against the confines of that tux, the rising love pole about to explode thru the tight clothes.
JA: "So, tell me about yourself. I mean: is all you do dress up in tuxes and go to proms?"
We both laughed. I filled her in on my uneventful life. What occurred to me was this: maybe Jennifer Aniston had had so many relationships with actors and 'somebody's' that she wanted at least a break by being with a 'nobody'. Well, that was my theory.
JA: "Do you want another beer or maybe watch a film?"
Me: "No thanks on the suds; it was great, but I haven't drunk a beer since...well I've never had beer before--believe it or not. As for films, that's cool. I'm open to any ratings from G to triple X."