Spider-Man swung around the city, still reeling from his intense encounter with Black Cat. He knew he needed to focus on his mission, although he would have loved to spend the entire night with Felicia.
Luckily enough, the pink glow of his targets seemed to all be in New York. It wasn't a surprise, most superhero's lived here. Landing on a building as he got closer- his spidey sense began to tingle.
A powerful blast whizzed by Spider-Mans head- he barely dodged it. He whipped around, and he jumped backwards in fear. It was none other than the Mad Titan, Thanos.
Why would Thanos be here? Peter thought to himself, maybe looking for infinity stones? But then he noticed.. Thanos looked like he had been in an intense battle. His armor was tattered, and he was bloody.
Spider-Man shot a web at him, landing it on his chest as the Mad Titan groaned in pain. "What are you doing here, big purple? And why are so you beat up? I have so many questions." Peter said, jumping towards Thanos and unleashing a flurry of punches
Thanos, even in his dazed state managed to block many of Peters attacks. It seemed every movement for him was a pain. "You could never understand my goals, weakling." Thanos said, glancing around while defending himself.
Thanos seemed worried, scared even. "Look, just let me go and I won't destroy your puny planet!" These words shocked Spider-Man. Thanos was obviously scared of someone, but who could do this to the Mad Titan?
"Not happening you Barney lookalike, this may be our only chance to take you down!" Spidey said as he launched a kick at the right side of Thanos head. It landed, and he groaned. Suddenly, he could hear someone else behind him.
"Damn you Spider-Man.. she's here. You little pest!" He swung at Spider-Man in anger, narrowly missing. Peter looked at who it was, and to his surprise it was Squirrel Girl! One of Peters longtime friends, and she had a pink glow.
"Thought you could escape that easily? Have another nut, Thanny!" Squirrel Girl, aka Doreen Green shot an acorn the size of a fist at the back of Thanos head. It landed with a thud, and the Mad Titan went tumbling to the ground, unconscious.
Peter was shocked Doreen took down Thanos by herself. Kinda scary actually, he thought. She walked towards him, wearing her classic pair of brown shorts that could barely contain her heavy ass and thighs. "Thanks for the assist, Spidey" She said, biting her lip.
"No problem.. I have something to uh.. tell you. After we deal with locking up Thanos I guess" Peter hadn't actually thought about how he would explain the sex curse to these women. She stood in-front of him, smiling
Under the influence of Aphrodites magic, Doreen signed almost having forgotten about Thanos already. She was focused on Peter. "Oh, don't worry about him, the squirrels will take care of him." A pack of squirrels appeared, and seemed to carry the Mad Titan away.