The bar was loud and crowded, not that Mickie minded. She had just completed a successful Trish teasing addition of Monday night RAW and she was out to celebrate her inevitable victory over the blonde women's champion. She had spent hours dancing and drinking, but now she is in the mood to go home... but not alone.
Scanning the bar, Mickie weighed up the options for conquests. There are a lot of good looking men and women and she couldn't decide which gender she prefer to go home with tonight. Maybe she wouldn't have to choose.
There was a couple dancing together who were both giving her lustful looks across the dance floor and Mickie was about to go over to them when someone tapped her on the shoulder. When she turned around a huge smile crossed her face.
"Oh my God, Punkie!" Mickie screamed with glee jumping up into her old friend's arms and embracing him tightly, "Oh my God it's been so long, too long. How are you, how's everything, how's Maria?"
CM Punk was not as happy to see Mickie as she was to see him. This was evident in the fact that he didn't hug her back.
Breaking off the hug Mickie looked at him and asked, "What's the matter?"
"What's the matter! What's the matter! Mickie, you slept with my girlfriend, again, that's what's the matter."
"Oh... well what's your problem with that?"
"What do you mean what's my problem with that?"
"I mean, you know me Punk, you know I have certain... urges." Mickie said suggestively.
"And I believe I asked you after the last time you try and keep your urges to yourself."
"Last time... your still upset about Janine?"
"Why would I still be upset about that... I mean you only stole her from me."
"Oh Punkie, I told you Janine was a total closet case and I did you a favour by outing her before you got too involved."
Punk sighed, "Look Mickie, I don't care about Janine. That was a million years ago. I just came into say that... you can't have her."
"I can't have who?" Mickie asked feeling a little confused
"Maria, you can't have Maria."
Mickie's face lit up and she practically screamed, "Oh my God, you love her!"
"What?"
"You love her! You do! You big softy! You love Maria! Punkie's in Love, isn't that sweet! I think that's just so cute!" Mickie giggles pinching his cheek with affection.
Punk swatted her hand away and said, "I... I... ok I love her fine go ahead and laugh."
"Oh I will." Mickie said chuckling before bursting out into song, "Punk and Maria sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G."
"Ok that's enough of that." Punk said, eager not to have to hear another verse of Mickie's terribly off key singing, "Look Mickie, I didn't expect to fall for Maria, but I did, and now I'm happy. I'm happier with her than I've been in a long time. So I'm asking you, as a friend to stay away from her. You can have any other slut running around here, just not her ok?"
Mickie stared at her old friend for a few minutes before smiling at him and saying, "You know Punk, I've slept with a lot of girls, and most of them, when I asked them if they want to become one of my bitches can't answer yes fast enough. I've had the most self-centred of cheerleaders get down on her knees and beg me for the pleasure I can give her. I've had successful businesswomen bent over their desks, whimpering for my affection. And I've had some of the most dominating women's wrestlers I've been able to find submissively kissing my feet in an attempt to show that they are worthy of licking my pussy. Do you want to know the first thing that Maria said when I asked her if she wanted to become mine?"
"What?"
"She said I don't think I can leave Punk. Do you have any idea what that means?" Mickie asked. Seeing Punk shrug his shoulders the brunette continued, "It means that you're the most important thing in her life and she values you above whatever pleasure I can give her. I'm telling you Punk you're a lucky man. It's been a long time since I've bin with a woman who is willing to pick a man over me, and make no mistake Punk, that's exactly what Maria did, and personally I couldn't be happier for you."
Seeing Punk wasn't convinced Mickie continued, "You know, she talks about you all the time. And when she does she gets this cute little sparkle in her eyes and her face brightens up at the mere mention of your name. She doesn't talk about me or look at me the same way she does with you. It's pretty obvious to me and everyone else in the locker room that she is head over heels in love with you. So even if I wanted to steal her from you, which I don't, I couldn't. I'm telling you you've got nothing to worry about."
".... but you still plan on sleeping with her?" Punk grumbled.
"No, I plan on fucking her tiny little brains out whenever the mood strikes me." seeing Punk's reaction Mickie quickly continued, "Look Punk, Maria is one of my bitches, and bitches get fucked by more dominant women, like me. It's only natural. Maria is a bisexual bitch who needs to be sexually dominated by at least women, if not men as well. In fact I think we might be missing a golden opportunity here..."
"What do you mean?"
"Well Punkie," Mickie said moving closer to her old friend, "I'm in the mood for a little pussy... and a big cock, and seeing how Maria has got that sweet little pussy and you've got a nice big juicy cock I think the three of us could have some fun tonight!"
"I... I don't know Mickie." Punk said biting his lip.
"Oh come on Punkie, where's your sense of adventure?" Mickie whined, "I promise I'll make it worth your while..."
Punk had heard this tone of voice from his friend before and he knew from past experience it meant either he was in for a night of pleasure, or pain, or more likely both. But Punk also knew from past experiences that a little pain was worth it for a night with Mickie. This is exactly how he'd lost previous girlfriends, but this would be a good test to see whether Maria felt about him the same way he felt about her. If Maria didn't love him it would be better for him to know now before he fell any more in love with the beautiful RAW interviewer.
"....Ok."
"Yea, I knew good old Punkie would come around! Now why don't you grab that sweet piece of ass of yours and let's go!" Mickie said excitedly before looking around the room, "speaking of that sweet piece of ass, where is she?"
"She's in the bathroom, she should be back any..."
"Oh my God, Mickie!" Maria yelled above the music happily as she flung her arms around the smaller brunette, hugging her tightly.
"Hay Maria, it's good to see you again." said Mickie, happily returning the hug.
"What are you doing here?" asked Maria as she broke the hug.
"Oh nothing much... just trying to convince Punkie here to let me come home with you guys for a little fun." Mickie said, smiling in a way that even Maria couldn't miss the sexual undertones.
"Really... oh Punk can we take her home with us? Please, please, please, please, please can we, can we, can we?" said Maria sounding like a spoilt child.