"I'm not doing it, he's like my best friend, I am not going to ask him for help getting laid!" GoGo flicked Hiro in the ear. "Oww!"
Anywhere else, that would've gone uncommented on, but since there were in Hiro's dorm room, Baymax inflated out of his charging station to give the three hastily-dressed students a quick scan.
"Hello again... Hiro," 'he' said in his stilted English. "And hello, ladies. I am Baymax, your personal healthcare provider. Ms. Lemon, I am detecting a great quantity of... semen in your system. You have no STDs, but the possibility of fertilization remains. Would you like a... 'morning-after' pill?"
Honey Lemon chuckled like he'd told a joke. "You're so awesome, Baymax."
Not parsing that reply, Baymax repeated himself in case she's misheard. "Would you like a—"
"Yes," GoGo interrupted, "she would."
A small opening irised open on Baymax's palm, dispensing a pill inside a tiny cup. From his other hand came another small cup and a quantity of water. He handed both to Honey. "Please take both of these, unless you are attempting to become pregnant. Consult with a family planning clinic about managing your birth control in a way that is right for you."
"Hey, Baymax," GoGo called, as Hiro looked mortified and Honey consumed the pill. "Hiro needs some lead in his pencil."
"I am not familiar with that slang."
"His cock's gone soft—"
"I am not familiar with that slang."
"He needs Viagra."
Baymax gave Hiro another scan. "Sex for recreational purposes can be a fun and safe activity for all involved, so long as both or more partners keep in mind that their intimacy should be... safe... sane... consensual..."
Hiro slapped his forehead. "You see? It's like talking about blowjobs with Mr. Rogers."
Baymax dispensed the little blue pill and another water cooler spike of H20. "Remember, the safest form of birth control is abstinence, but if you are going to engage in sexual intimacy, the male should wear a condom, while the female should be on whatever method of birth control is right for her. Unwanted pregnancies account for more than—"
"I am
beyond
satisfied with my care."
Baymax shuffled back to his charging station, where he deflated. Hiro took the pill.
Then he stood there. "So, uh, how long is this supposed to take?"
"I don't know, you're a teenage boy, you should be hard already," GoGo said. "You should be hard twenty-four-seven."
"I'm sorry, sometimes I
don't have an erection.
Maybe we should just..."
"Hiro," Honey said pleasantly, putting a friendly hand on his shoulder. "Just because your penis isn't hard doesn't mean you can't..." She smiled knowingly. "Kiss GoGo. Like you kissed me."
GoGo stripped off her jacket like she was about to go into battle. "Go ahead, hotshot. Kiss me."
"I, uh..." He glanced at Honey, helpless. "
It's not like with you."
"You can do it, Hiro. You're full of passion! Of Life! Just put your lips to hers. Show her how passionate she makes you."
"Yeah. Show me how passionate I make—" GoGo broke off, Hiro's lips suddenly jammed against hers.
The thought bubbled in her mind.
He's kissing me. I'M kissing HIM.
She went with it, wrapping her arms around his slender shoulders as his tongue entered her mouth. It didn't seem like enough. His lips grinding against hers, now she vaulted up onto him, wrapping her powerful thighs around his waist. Hiro staggered under her weight, nearly falling over before Honey caught him. He got his footing, his tongue hungrily delving past GoGo's lips as he fell upon her atop the bed.
"That's it, Hiro! Kiss her! Leave her breathless!" Honey Lemon knelt upon the bed beside them. "Rip her clothes away!"
GoGo squealed, almost laughing, as Hiro grabbed big fistfuls of her shirt and tugged in opposite directions. The gray fabric stretched, then gave way, tearing right down the middle.
"Oh my!" Honey's hands went to her mouth. "Her breaths are really
