Note- This tall tale is completely fictitious and has no basis in truth whatsoever.
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By now it is common knowledge that the latest addition to the British Royal Family, American actress Meghan Markle, and Prince William's Kate Middleton despise each other. The reason? Not only has the quintessential English rose Kate had the limelight taken from her but there is also an intense personal rivalry. Here's why. Cast your mind back to October 2018 when Princess Eugenie of York got married in Windsor Castle. The twenty nine year old daughter of Prince Andrew had finally wed her long time boyfriend and had made headlines around the world. Tension between Kate and Meghan was already in the air after the pair of them had openly made veiled comments about each others married lives. And when Prince Harry announced that he and his new spouse were to move to Windsor that really irked Kate and her husband William.
x Just prior to that Zara Phillips, daughter of Princess Anne, had taken it upon herself to arrange a hen party for Eugenie and had organised some flamboyant entertainment for the evening. Despite the level of class that the Royal Family portrayed, the ladies were just as red blooded as other females. Maybe even more considering their public lives. The hen party. The final hooray for the bride and a chance for the other women to have some female fun. Zara had discovered the perfect fun loving club in South London that catered for all sorts of adult events.
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The 'Forbidden Nights' club had low lighting, collections of tables and a smattering of comfortable booths. Burlesque type music came from the loudspeakers and a long bar ran down one wall. Zara had organised the caterers and various nibbles were strewn about on all the tables. She had been the first to arrive, followed gradually by the others. Women only At about eleven in the evening Kate arrived and swept into the club looking her usual stunning self. Ever radiant, Kate had her long flowing hair loose about her shoulders and minimal makeup. At a tall five feet nine she nonetheless carried herself elegantly as she found Eugenie looking a little flushed and wearing pink bunny ears and gave her a hug and a kiss.
"You look sensational, Kate. Thanks for coming."
Eugenie sat back down in her chair of honour.
"Not at all. Should be fun." Kate flashed her green eyes and smiled warmly.
Kate wore a casual yet seductive square neck long sleeve blouse with a floral design over a very tight pair of Gucci stretch denim jeans. To add more inches to her height Kate had chosen a pair of sleek Gucci high heels in bubblegum pink leather. She sat at the main table with Eugenie, her sister Beatrice and Zara. The drinks had been flowing all evening and the atmosphere was loud.
"So, what have I missed?"
"Well, we started out by playing 'Mister and Mrs.' And Eugenie had to drink four shots of gin because she was so bad."
"Then," said a pouting Eugenie, "we had a cocktail quiz and Zara sucked big time, all wrong answers."
"OH, you bitch! Anyway, we have a prize but haven't decided who to award it to yet."
Zara held up a tiara with rhinestones and imitation pearls for Kate to look at.
"Got any ideas for a competition?"
"Oh, yes! Drink, Kate? Hey, call Mario," giggled a tipsy Zara.
Kate looked bemused as all the women laughed but got the joke when the waiter came to the table. Mario was a handsome six footer with a beefy physique and dashing good looks. He was also in the buff with just a white collar, two white cuffs and a red bow tie. He placed a tray of drinks on the table and Zara lifted up his red apron that was tied around his waist to display his bare buns.
"Isn't he adorable?" Gushed Eugenie. "A naked waiter! I just want to gobble him up!"
"I bet you do, you saucy mare!" Quipped her sister with a slut grin.
Mario withdrew and the women drank in his tight and smooth ass.
"Where's Meghan?" Wondered Kate who scoured the low lit room and sipped on a mineral water.
"Not here. Guess we're beneath her for her to show up. Hey, look!"
The lights went down as a huge muscled man appeared on the stage and the women cheered as he bowed. Kate found herself transfixed as she watched the male stripper begin to dance and slowly unbutton his white shirt and twirl it in the air above his head. He gyrated to the loud music as he dropped his tight pants with a flourish and was left in a tiny thong. His muscles flexed as he posed for the cameras and mobile phones and hopped off of the stage to shrieks and cheers. He danced around the tables, moving like a cat, and some of the bolder women pinched his exposed bum which looked like it had been chiselled from marble.
"Whoa!"
Zara reacted as he reached their table and lowered the top of her dress and let her boobs out. Eugenie and Beatrice shrieked as the stripper bent over and put his face into her deep cleavage. He jiggled his head and resurfaced with a big grin as Zara blushed and whooped. Kate put her hands to her face as the guy tugged his thong down at the front and showed he had shaved his pubes. In fact, thought Kate, his stomach and firm legs were all smooth and tanned.
"Zara, you slut!" Screamed Beatrice as the blonde grabbed the tight thong and outlined the man's cock with the palm of her hand.
He stood back just out of reach of Zara and then proudly pulled his thong off to pose naked and to reveal his half erection.
"Shit! He's big!"
The stripper spun the thong in the air and then tossed it into the air. A hand reached up to catch it and all eyes went to the alluring woman in the classic little black dress.
"Oh, my. Am I the last to arrive?"
'Meghan! You made it."
Meghan Markle sauntered over to the main table on four inch stiletto heels looking like a million bucks. Her dress had a fitted bodice with half sleeves and a feminine scalloped neckline. It had a banded waist that flared out to a flirty full skirt.
She tossed the thong to the upcoming bride and sat beside a disdainful Kate.
"Good evening, Kate." She said without looking at the brunette.
"Evening." Answered the Duchess of Cambridge haughtily.
"Meghan! You look fabulous! How do you do it?"
Eugenie toyed with the thong as she looked at the dusky skinned beauty. Damn, thought Kate wrinkling her nose. The bitch turned up and was already receiving flattering comments. And that dress! A little excessive to say the least. Meghan grabbed a shot glass and drained it in one gulp. Kate gave her a quick glance to see the grinning woman wipe her mouth with the back of her hand. How common!
"So, how are you, nervous?"
Meghan addressed the bride to be and a fragile looking Eugenie who blushed and then gave a hiccup.
