I had been following Lindsay Lohan's career for years. She was wonderful in Parent Trap. She blossomed in Freaky Friday. She grew into a woman during Mean Girls. But I never envisioned actually meeting her, nor what would come from that meeting.
Allow Me to introduce Myself. My name is Robert. I am known as Master SweetShadow, a real-life BDSM Master. My slave emmy and I had traveled to New York City for the 4th of July weekend, and were making the rounds of all the sights. This was our first trip to the Big Apple. We saw Ground Zero, Central Park, Times Square.
As we entered the elevator to take us to the Observation Deck of the Empire State Building on July 2, we were surprised when Lindsay Lohan entered the car just as the doors were closing. I silently muttered a curse, since I had planned on having My slave give Me an elevator blow job, but not with this girl in the car with us. But then I noticed who she was, and that she was crying. Getting My nerve up, I spoke to her.
"Excuse Me," I opened. "You're Lindsay Lohan, aren't you?"
"Yes, I am," she replied through sobs. "But I'm in no mood for autographs."
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"It's my 18th birthday today, and I just had a major fight with my boyfriend Wilmer. I guess I'll be spending my birthday alone now."
"Wilmer Balderrama, the guy on 'That 70's Show?' What did you fight about?" emmy asked her.
"We've been dating for several months now, and he's been pressuring me to have sex with him," Lindsay explained. "Today I planned to sleep with him for my birthday, but the asshole wants nothing to do with me now. He says I'm 'too old' now." Lindsay started crying all over, and I automatically moved over to comfort her.
I then took a bold step. "Listen," I said. "Why don't you spend the day with us. I'm Robert, and this is my girl emmy. We're big fans, and we'd love to turn this day into the happiest of your life." I did not mention My exact relationship with emmy, as it was not Lindsay's business ... yet.
Happily, she agreed. I smiled at her, and was rewarded with a small smile back from Lindsay, and a larger smile from emmy. At that point the elevator doors opened, and we emerged on the Observation Deck.
It was a clear day in New York, and we could see for miles in all directions. My arm moved automatically to emmy's waist as we looked, and Lindsey slipped very close to my other side, tentatively putting her arm around My waist. I took My free arm and encircled her waist, pulling her as close to Me as I could. Lindsay put her head on My shoulder, and made herself at home in My grasp.