Author's note: The series continues with this season 7, episode 4. The series doesn't reset, but follows the show's story sequence.
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Sheldon invited Amy over to his apartment to watch "Raiders of the Lost Ark." Amy upset Sheldon when she pointed out that Indiana Jones had no real impact in the outcome of the story.
This upset Sheldon immensely and to took her to task, "He did too, he's very important."
She scoffed, "If he weren't in the film, it would turn out exactly the same."
He rolled his head, "Oh, I see your confusion. You don't understand. Indiana Jones was the one in the hat with the whip."
"No, I do, and if he weren't in the movie, the Nazis would have still found the ark, taken it to the island, opened it up and all died, just like they did."
He stood there, his jaw dropped and stared at her.
She stepped closer to him and leaned in, "Let me close that for you." She pushed his jaw shut.
That evening Penny was all decked out, her hair was freshly curled and her make-up looked impeccable. She was getting her mail when Leonard entered the apartment complex and he called to her, "Hey!"
She looked up from her mail, "Oh, hi! I thought you went to the comic book store on Wednesdays."
"Yeah, but Sheldon and Amy were having date night, and they don't need me there to make it awkward. They have each other for that. So how was school?"
"Oh, good, here check this out." She pulled a book out of her purse, "I'm reading "The Disappointing Child" by Beverly Hofstadter."
They stopped at the second floor landing and he was distraught, "You bought my mom's book?"
She giggled, "Yeah! It's on my recommended reading list for my psychology class."
He threw his head back as they climbed the stairs to the third floor, "Oh, come on, not that book. It's got, like, every horrible story from my childhood in it."
She chuckled, "Oh, cool, are there pictures?"
They made it to the third floor and he stopped her, "Seriously, please find another book."
"OH, come on. Why? How bad could it be?"
"There's chapters about potty training, and bed-wetting and masturbation." They made their way to their floor, "Basically, if something came out of me, she wrote about it!" They finally made it to their floor, "You know what? Do whatever you want, just don't talk to me about it."
She was skimming through it as they climbed the stairs and she stopped and turned to him, "Not even the chapter on the breast-feeding crisis?" She lowered the book and was grinning from ear to ear.
He rolled his eyes at her, "It was not a crisis. Apparently, I favored the left one. She got a little lopsided."
She started laughing, "Oh, my god, you still go left!" She turned and went into her apartment, leaving him tortured in the hallway.
The next day in the cafeteria, Sheldon was reading "Pride and Prejudice". He put the book down, "Listen gentlemen, Amy ruined "Raiders if the Lost Ark" for me, now I have to find something she likes to ruin for her."
Raj spoke up, "Wait, how can someone ruin Raiders, it's perfect?"
Sheldon looked up at him from the book, "Yeah, except for the fact that Indiana Jones is completely irrelevant to the story. With or without him, the Nazis find the ark, open it, and die."
Raj, Leonard and Howard all stared out and fell back in their chair and grumbled their failure to see that happened.
Howard thought and jumped it, "Hey, wait a minute. No, the Nazis were digging in the wrong place. The only reason they got the ark was because Indy found it first."
Leonard jumped in, "Actually, they were only digging in the wrong place because Indy had the medallion. Without him, they would have had the medallion and dug in the right place."
They all groaned out again and ate their meal in silence.
That evening Leonard was in Penny's apartment, she was looking as good as last night, just having returned from classes again. She was wearing tight, black capris and a sleeveless orange flowered blouse, she looked amazing. He was stirring a pot of spaghetti sauce in deep thought about Indiana Jones.
Penny moved over to him and put the salad dressing down and threw up her hands, "Okay, I know you don't want to talk about it, but can I ask you one question about your mom's book?"
He rolled his eyes and blurted out, "NO!"
"Oh come on, I just want to know why a five-year old boy puts on his mom's make-up and were balloon boobies."
He clenched his jaw and turned back towards her, "They weren't boobies; they were muscles. The makeup was green. I was pretending to be the Hulk."
She scoffed, "You were wearing her bra."
He raised his voice in frustration, "That was to keep the muscles from sagging! Can we please stop talking about this?"!
She threw up her hands, "Okay, okay, but you know, as a student of psychology who got a check-plus on her first homework assignment...I think, sometimes, it's good to open up about these things."
He was getting upset, "Okay, fine. Do you want to know why I dressed like the Hulk? Because I was always mad at my mom and I wanted to smash my way out of that house."
She was concerned, "Well, why were you so angry?"
"GEE, I DON'T KNOW! Maybe it's because I was always the subject of her little experiments. Did you get to the chapter where she staged the Easter egg hunt with no egg to see how long I'd keep looking? The answer by the way: June!"
She came over to him and gave him a hug, "Oh Sweetie, I'm so sorry. I wish there was something I could do to make you feel better."
"I do too, but there's not!"
"Really? Are you sure about that?" She started nibbling at his neck and ear and her hand dropped down to his quickly stiffening cock.
He smiled at her, "Of course, who am I to argue with a check-plus student?" He wrapped his arms around her and gave her a passionate kiss. He pulled back and stared into her green eyes, "I'm, just warning you, I'm gonna go right. Don't make a big deal out of it." He grabbed her hand and led her out of the kitchen and right into her bedroom. He kicked the door shut and turned to her, "Strip woman, I need some consoling."
Penny spun around, her silky, shiny blonde hair flew around and just seeing her do that, his cock stiffened. She pushed him back to the bed and swayed from side to side. She kicked off her sandals and they landed beside him, "Strip, I want you naked and waiting when my clothes come off." She giggled playfully as she watched him hurry out of his clothes. Her eyes locked on his cock as he gripped it in his fist and he stroked it slowly as he kept his eyes locked on her.
She spun around again and leaning over, her ass pointed towards him. She hooked her fingers in the stretchy material of her black capris and wiggling from side to side, she slipped it off her tight ass. She wiggled more and her fleshy cuntlips were hidden by her tiny black thong. She kicked them aside and turned back towards him. She swung her head around again causing her hair to fly all around him. She chuckled when she saw him stroking his cock even quicker now.