It was one of those crazy nights you have once in a while, where the unexpected happens quite out of the blue. I had moved into the home overlooking the ocean just last month and was getting used to the seclusion it gave. As a working class stiff, it also helped me to relax when I got home. I would often pour a glass of wine and set on the patio and watch the waves roll in.
It was a private beach and occasionally I would see one of the neighbors suntanning nude and swimming, but none of the beach crowds that normally swarm the coast in the summer.
Such was the case last Saturday evening. I was lounging on the sofa watching a movie when the door bell rang. Suspecting it was a neighbor I answered it. only to find a stunning blonde with designer sun glasses and a sleeveless black dress standing there. She looked oddly familiar to me, but I couldn't quite make the face as I opened the door.
"Hello, I phoned earlier about the beach house for the weekend," she exclaimed.
I raised my eyebrow and informed her that she must have made a mistake, as this is my place and I have no rental property. She looked at the address again, then compared it to the one scribbled on a small sheet of paper. The look of frustration clearly came over her as she realized she had indeed made a mistake, and was in fact hours away from her intended destination.
"Im so sorry." "I don't know what say," she remarked in a soft voice with a pleasant smile.
It was then that I realized who she was. I was standing face to face with Kim Dawson, a blonde babe who would be familiar to anyone who watched Cinemax after dark kind of movies.
When I announced that to her she took off her sun glasses and shyly smiled. "Guess you got me."
"So, you have any idea how to get to this address?"
I took the sheet of paper and realizing I was unfamiliar with the location I invited her in, telling her I would look it up on the internet.