As an older guy not being up to date - with much of today's popular culture I had been looking for something to write about in the 'Celebrities' category that both we olde folks could relate to along with those of you who are much younger. Although it has been more than 30 years since the TV series M*A*S*H went off the air it is still being shown on at least four cable channels and is constantly being streamed. So, with that in mind, I have taken one episode and attempted to show what might have happened after the episode. ended I apologize if the activity seems out of character for any of those involved but remember that this is just a crazy fantasy of mine.
To set the scene from this episode originally aired on February 21, 1981 Hawkeye had sent an audio tape of BJ describing what his anniversary day might have been like if he were home to BJ's wife, Peg, who added commentary and film to it. After a small group watched the film Margaret said, "BJ, I know I am not Peg but will I do?" then stood up to dance with BJ as a Korean boy played a romantic tune on a harmonica. Here is what could have happened next.
With a lump in his throat and a tear in his eye BJ stood up and approached the beautiful Margaret who was every bit as lovely as Peg. To his surprise a second lump had made its presence known this one in his trousers. Quickly he concluded that between seeing his hot wife on the film with thoughts of what they would have been doing that night when couple with this sexy woman standing before him it was only natural to react. BJ had always seen Margaret as a beautiful lady, as it was impossible not to, but in the same way most married men looked at the opposite sex; salivate but do not touch.
Placing one hand on Margaret's hip and the other in her hand BJ began dancing with this woman who had been known as Hotlips. The dance was slow and romantic as they swept around the floor. BJ inhaled and caught a whiff of Margaret's perfume. It took only a few seconds for him to realize it was the same scent that his wife wore. His partner moved just a little closer and BJ could feel her nipples stabbing him as she whispered, "I'm not Peg but will be her surrogate tonight as long as you wish."
Margaret edged away ever so slightly from BJ as she realized what she had just said not sure if she meant that she would just keep him company if he needed it or if she meant something more. She had been with plenty of married men including Generals and, of course, Frank Burns but she had never made the first move. But BJ had always turned her on and after watching the film she lusted after him even more as he appeared to be the kind of husband, she had always fantasized about having. Then she Moved back to their original distance deciding to let BJ make the next move, if any
After the first song Hawkeye saw that the couple had enjoyed the dance, so he turned to the Korean boy and asked him to play another tune. BJ was confused and turned on about Margaret's whispered comment and in his lonely and lustful mood wanted to know what she meant. So, as they danced, he turned them so that his partner's backside was hidden from the assemblage and ran his hand to the fullness of her ass cupping and squeezing it briefly. This caused Margaret to snuggle closer rubbing hips against his bulge and smashing her breasts against his chest. As the couple continued to dance, they quickly regained their discrete separation. BJ hoarsely whispered, "don't stop being Peg yet."
"Thanks everyone for the wonderful surprise, especially you Hawkeye. Margaret would you take a walk with me so that I can unwind and just have a few minutes of quiet contemplation and relaxing company. Thanks again," BJ said after the second dance as he turned to escort Margaret out of the room. He did not notice the curious looks he got from his friends as they had not heard the exchange between him and Margaret. He would not have cared anyway as his libido had taken over.
Once the couple had left the remaining people in the room looked at one another quizzically. Colonel Potter spoke before anyone else could make a comment, "I think BJ needs some company tonight and it is none of our business. So, in that regard none of us should say a damn thing about what he and Margaret may or may not be doing. I mean not a word, hear that Pierce?"
Having agreed with the Colonel the small group put the room back in order and put the film and tape aside for BJ. Meanwhile, the couple was strolling arm in arm around the compound. BJ stopped near the showers and face Margaret and looked deeply down into her eyes. Putting his arms around her and pulling her close he asked, "I want to know what exactly you meant when you offered to be my surrogate for Peg tonight?"
Rubbing her hands up and down BJ's back she drew herself tightly against the tall surgeon and ground her pelvis against him. BJ's hands dropped to her ass and cupped her ass cheeks as Margaret spoke, "I wasn't sure what I meant when I said it but am sure now. I mean I will do whatever with you that you and Peg would have done on your anniversary. I mean absolutely anything even if it is kinky. Is that clear enough for you BJ?"
The answer was swift and emphatic as BJ crushed Margaret Against him and kissed her deeply and passionately. Their tongues swirling and bodies grinding until they both came up for air breathing heavily. Without a word Margaret took BJ's hand and led him to her tent. They no more got inside when they were again kissing savagely. BJ bunched up the back of Margaret's dress and slid his hand inside her silky panties stabbing a finger into her ass hole, "You said kinky was ok, just wanted you to know how kinky Peg and I are and how much I want all of you."
As quickly as he had shoved his finger inside of her, he removed it, letting the dress fall back into place, and as he bit her neck, he unzipped her dress. She pulled his shirt off before working on his belt and zipper. As Margaret shimmied out of her dress she cooed, "You are a kinky one, aren't you? Well, we have several hours to find out just how kinky we can be. Now, have a seat on the bed."
Taking a seat BJ was startled at the virtual goddess before him who was every bit as sexy as his wife. Margaret was wearing very sexy lingerie from Fredricks of Hollywood that accentuated her curves perfectly. Moments later she was on the floor of the tent yanking off his boots and socks then kissing and sucking each of his toes. As she helped him remove his pants and underwear she whispered, "BJ I've have always been curious what it would be like to taste you, so it is time to find out. After which, I am yours to play with any way we can think of!"