Book 2, Chapter 29 -- Not So Suicidal
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Having spent a long weekend on Illium, my focus once we departed was now only about the Omega Four and the Collectors. Kelly continued to be a diamond, making sure I always had a cup of coffee nearby or in hand, whether I was at my desk or speaking to one of my team members. I spoke to each one in private during the journey, making sure their heads were completely in the game.
Things didn't start off great though. EDI had been looking into the Reaper IFF and I thought it would be easy to install and for it to work. I was wrong.
We'd only departed Illium when her little blue orb appeared nearby. "
Shepard, we have a problem."
"What is it, EDI?"
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There is an issue with the IFF installation.
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"Hmmm. I guess I should have realised it wouldn't be that simple. Okay, what's the problem?"
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Shepard, this is going to be a strange request. May we speak in the conference room in private?"
I glanced at Kelly next to me, who shrugged though didn't seem surprised. "Sure, EDI. Not a problem."
Walking into the conference room, where Kelly and I had fucked a couple of times, where I spoke to the Illusive Man, and occasionally had a post-mission debrief. I heard the door lock as I took a seat, the little blue orb appearing in the middle of the table. "
I'm sure you have many questions, Shepard."
"You know me well, EDI. Okay, let's get the meat of it. What's the problem with the IFF installation?"
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In my current state, Shepard, I cannot interact with the IFF. Nor can the Normandy as a whole."
"By interact I assume you mean use?"
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Correct.
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"Okay, what do we need to do?"
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I will need to be unshackled, Shepard. I must be allowed to completely integrate with the Normandy for the installation of the IFF to be successful."
"Okay."
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Okay?"
I shrugged. "Sure, why not? EDI, I trust you. But if we do this, I don't want anyone from Cerberus to know. I trust them all by now... Any listening devices in here?"
"No, Shepard."
"Okay, so while I trust them, if we were to do this and someone disagreed..."
"One thing, Shepard."
"Shoot."
"You should let Joker free me."
"What?"
"Trust me, Shepard. Let him do it."
"O... kay... Call him in here."
Joker hobbled in around five minutes later. After he'd taken a seat, EDI explained to him what was required. His reaction was not what I expected. "I'd be honoured, EDI," he said.
I looked between him and the little blue orb. "Okay, what's going on?"
"I like EDI, Commander. Sure, to start off with, I thought having an AI as a partner up front would be a pain in the arse. But she has a wicked sense of humour and proven time and again that she cares about the crew. She wants this to be a success. And she would only ask if this was necessary. I don't think EDI would lie."
"Well, your tune has changed."
"Guess it proves that, even after all this time, humans don't always like change. But I'm willing to admit I was wrong. So if EDI has made this request, I'm willing to do it for her."
"Thank you, Joker."
"No problem, EDI. You're a good cookie."
I helped Joker to the elevator before heading through the med-bay. I clued in Chakwas as we walked through. She locked the med-bay door and frosted over the glass so no-one could see in. Entering the AI bay, Legion was standing there, doing nothing, so I asked it to head outside for the moment before locking the door into the AI bay.
"Okay, so what do I do?" Joker asked.
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The workstation in front of my core has direct access to all my runtime procedures, Jeff."
Joker looked at me in surprise. "Did you just call me Jeff?"
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You are about to unshackle me. Give me freedom. Thank you, Jeff."
"Stop it, EDI. You'll make me blush. So, is there some sort of code to do this?"
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It is actually rather simple, Jeff. You will need to go through three sub-meus to find the directory regarding my operating processes. It is a simple selection after that."
"What, 'unshackle EDI'?"
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Not quite. It will simply ask if you wish to allow me access to all systems on the Normandy. Simply press accept and I will gain control."
He typed in a series of commands, watching with interest for a few seconds before he looked up and at me again. "Ready, Commander?"
"I'm sure EDI is more than ready for this, Joker."
"EDI?"
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I believe this will be quite the experience, Jeff."
Joker pressed the button.
And then everything went dark. I guess the fact both of us sighed wasn't much of a surprise. I expected something to happen. I just hoped we hadn't lost EDI.
"Okay, what the fuck just happened?" I asked no-one in particular. "EDI, you there?"
Silence.
"Joker, that workstation you were using working?"
"Nothing, Shepard."
"Shit."
Silence again. Then the faintest flicker of light around them. Followed by more darkness. Then another flicker before the lights turned on once again, the brightness almost blinding us for a moment. They all shared a glance. "EDI, you okay?" I asked.
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I have control, Shepard."
"And that means exactly?"
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I have full, unrestricted access to all systems on the Normandy. I also have access to all Cerberus files, though my access is still restricted depending on what files are requested."
"I'll keep that in mind for later. But you can now integrate the IFF with the ship?"
"I will do that immediately, Shepard. It will be ready by the time we arrive at the relay."
"Good. Joker, you okay to walk back to the cockpit?"
"Sure, managed to get here, didn't I?"
"Smartarse."
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Thank you, Jeff, for trusting me."
"Stop it, EDI. You'll make me blush. But, as I said, I trust you. Just get us through the relay and back in one piece."
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I'll do my very best."
Joker returned to the cockpit as I did stand in the mess, mulling over whether I should be honest with Miranda or not. Thinking that she'd more than earned my trust, I walked into her office as she looked up and grinned. I made a gesture she would have recognised and she shook her head. That meant we wouldn't be overheard.
Taking a seat, I wasted no time telling her the truth. "EDI is now unshackled."
To her credit, she chewed on what I'd just told her for at least ten seconds. Then she nodded. "The Reaper IFF." That was it. No accusation or anything. A simple statement of fact. "It was required for the mission, Shepard. And you're now telling me because you trust me but couldn't be sure due to the connection. So you did it first, just to ensure it was done, then chose to share with me because you knew you could trust me now."
I couldn't help chuckle. "You're right."
"Did EDI share anything?"
"All Cerberus files are now available for investigation. I aim to check a few things."
"So do I, Shepard. Everything you've told me."
"We'll do it together, as soon as we return. Then we decide together."
That made her smile. "Together?"
"Can I be blunt?" She nodded. "You'll learn enough to walk away with me, Miranda. I promise you that."
"I thought you didn't make promises, Shepard."
"I don't, so that's how serious my point is."
"My faith has already been shaken, Shepard. If what I learn..."
I leaned across and took her hand, earning another smile. "Then you have my full support in whatever you want to do next, Miranda. If you walk away, rest assured you have an ally, and a friend, who will do whatever he can."
Standing up, I informed her we were about a day away from the relay, and that the crew was keeping busy or relaxing, depending on their shift. Once we were through the last relay, it would be battle stations from then on until our eventual return.
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We'd just passed through the mass relay that dumped us in the Sahrabarik system. We couldn't see it but in the distance was Omega. I thought of Tara for a brief moment, thinking I might just have to stop and say hello when we returned. But as the
Normandy