A/N: This chapter was betaed by Nomani and Spring. As always, if you have an idea for a fic, send me an e-mail so we can discuss it.
The only thing Kory hated about coming home to the Clocktower was that she had to fly through a mile of subway to get to it. A scantily-clad superhero couldn't be seen flying into Oracle's secret headquarters, after all.
But after a few minutes of flying without sunlight, she came home, which was warmer by far. She flew up through the elevator shaft, and shot right onto Barbara's floor.
Kory loved Dick with a fervor that was only equaled by her relationship with Donna, but it was possible that what she loved best about being married to Dick was his other wives. Dinah was so glamorous and lighthearted - like her - and they got along like sisters. While Barbara was smart and calculating, a bit like Donna and a bit like Dick had once been: the perfect project for Kory to work on and cheer up and make love to.
She walked through their shared loft. Though each of them had their own little quadrants in the vast floor that held their residences, the influences of one swept through all the others. Donna's photography was particularly popular, as were her gifts of Amazonian artifacts, while the smell of Dinah's cooking and taste in take-out cuisine could be detected just about everywhere. As for Kory herself, she had enjoyed teaching the others how to care for the Tamaranian plants that now tagged virtually every room on the floor. With proper feeding, they bore very succulent fruit.
Kory went to the corner of the library—of course, in Barbara's building, the first room through the elevator doors was a library—and found her
es'crul
plant thriving in spite of Barbara's earlier warnings about how she didn't have time to care for a plant. Picking an edible petal from one of its flowers, she savored the taste of home.
Then she heard Dinah's voice from behind her. "Are those safe for humans to eat?"
Kory swirled with a smile, perhaps using just a bit of her flight ability to give her hair-toss an extra kick. "Very much so—just like everything on Tamaran."
Dinah smiled back at her, smoothing an errant lock of her own behind her ear. "Good. I've already had, like, twenty."
Kory very pointedly widened her smile as she looked Dinah over. A certain part of her that went with her green eyes judged that Dinah wasn't quite as curvy as her—but it was a near thing. And more importantly, Dinah unknowingly held to a high Tamaranian philosophy: if you're going to defeat someone in battle, you should look good doing it.
Dinah looked very good doing anything.
"And do you still have an—appetite?"
Dinah licked her lips, her own eyes tracking Kory's hand as it trailed down the cool metal of the Tamaranian's armor. What little there was of it, anyway. Tamaranians had very few vital organs to protect...
"Now that you mention it... I've been wanting to ride you all day."
"What's stopping you, wife-fellow?"
***
"Babs, come ride Kory with me! It's amazing!"
The bespectacled redhead didn't look up from her computer, but she did look at the faint reflection on the monitor. Dinah was behind her, straddling Kory as the Tamaranian floated through the air while doing a joking breaststroke.
"Busy," Barbara replied. Her terseness, as usual, signaled that this was not one of those times where she wanted Dinah to 'persuade' her to give up the keyboard.
Dinah pulled on Kory's hair, reining her to a stop. "C'mon, Babs..."
"
You
come on! Ivy just came up with her new plan to kill Bruce."
Unprompted, Kory flew to stand beside Barbara, Dinah awkwardly balancing atop Kory's six feet and four inches. "Will he be alright? What is it?"
Barbara could've
blushed
at how simultaneously scared and determined Kory sounded. Not an ounce of cynicism in her. She would love and defend anyone, especially the adopted father of her beloved Dick Grayson.
"Nothing too bad." Barbara called up the relevant surveillance footage as Dinah pushed through Kory's mane of reddish-gold hair to see it. "She's been up all night breeding a new species of plant. Near as I can place it, it's based on something that grows in
Borneo
."
She tapped on the monitor with her index finger, despite her hatred of smudges. If she couldn't show off a little for her alien sister-wife, what was the point?
"The leaves are edible, and they're the best thing to happen to penises since the blue pill. Just chew one and it doesn't matter if you've gone ten rounds with Huntress, you're instantly back—
up
."
Dinah kept hanging off Kory's strong back like she was a baby in a papoose. "We could use some of that around her. Much simpler than getting another husband."
"Yeah, unfortunately it has a hell of a kick. An overdose—and by that I mean about
three
—causes fatal heart failure. I've sent a sample to Dr. Holland in Louisiana."
"Swamp Thing," Dinah whispered to Kory.
"Ooh, I like him."
"
He
," Barbara stressed, calling their attention back to her. She may not have wanted to give a briefing, but as long as she was, they would listen to her. "Is working on a safe version to swap out with Ivy's."
"Not to mention make a fortune," Dinah added.
Kory nodded, which Dinah avoided by ducking her head. "Ivy would do far more good if she used her abilities for niceness instead of evil. Why invent such a thing only to use as a murder weapon? Why not patent it, sell it for profit, and use the proceeds to simply
buy
the woodlands she wants preserved?"
"Well, she's a crazy person," Barbara explained. "But we're working on that."
"Working
hard
," Dinah giggled.
Suddenly, Bruce's voice came over Barbara's speakers. "Yes, Ms. Lance. Very hard."
Barbara gestured to her headset. "Ladies, this is why you shouldn't interrupt me when I'm working. Not even to ride Kory."
"That wasn't what it sounded like!" Dinah said hurriedly.
"Well, let's not be hasty," Kory countered.
Bruce's voice steamrolled over them, cool and efficient. "Ivy's antisocial behavior stems from the loss of control she felt when Dr. Woodrue experimented on her, leading to a pathological rejection of society in favor of identifying with nature. This went along with her developing a superiority complex; not helping was the fact that she truly is incredibly powerful. Egotism, megalomania, narcissism—all a defense mechanism. Think out her plan: she'll offer herself to me, trusting I'll find her so desirable that I'll accept a strange drug from a known poisoner just so I can copulate with her repeatedly. To break through her defenses, I'll have to allow her some measure of power over me—then demonstrate to her that the loss of power isn't necessarily a negative experience."
"And how will you do that?" Barbara asked.
He paused. "That's a private matter, Oracle. Speaking of which, you didn't happen to watch me during my engagement with Quinzel, did you?"
"Absolutely not, Christian Grey. Good luck with the green queen."
"Luck isn't a factor. Going offline. And Barbara—spend some time with your wives. Dick's showing signs of fatigue on patrol."
The line went dead.
Barbara straightened her glasses guiltily. "I don't know what he's talking about. And I saw Dick first anyway, so..."
Kory was too busy wiping the sweat from her brow to notice Barbara's fluster. "Was it just me, or was that a little hot?"
***
First thing in the morning, Bruce showed up at Harley and Ivy's room with breakfast. Harley, of course, took it in bed, drowning her pancakes in syrup. Ivy wasn't hungry, except for the possibility of getting Bruce alone.
Naturally, he offered it like he was obeying her pheromones.
"Pamela, if you're not busy, would you mind accompanying me to the greenhouse? There's something I'd like to show you."
"There's something I'd like to show you as well," Pamela grinned, picking up her new rosebush in its cute little pot. The leaves were coming in quite nicely. "You first, husband dear."
Gesturing her after him, they left Harley to lick the syrup off her nose by herself.
As she walked behind Bruce, Pamela desperately wished that she had a knife to put between his shoulder blades. She kept picturing him putting his meaty animal hands on Harley. And to think, he'd actually tricked the little fool into thinking she'd
enjoyed
it.
Well, they'd see how he enjoyed
her
. A real woman. A goddess.
"As I said, I think you could do wonderful things at Wayne Enterprises." Bruce looked back at her as he prattled on, sparing barely a glance for the little potted plant she bore before her. "There's one particular project that I think would be right up your alley. Tell me what you think."
He pushed open the double doors. And like they'd been teleported, they were outside—the austerity and gloom of the manor giving way to a bright, warm greenhouse.
Ivy suppressed a shudder as she felt sunlight's familiar caress on her green skin. Her wedding dress long discarded, she'd quickly resumed wearing her leafy costume. And people thought it was just what she wore. It was armor, as much as a Celt's war paint or a soldier's camouflage. But because it showed some skin, everyone thought it just meant she wanted to fuck them.
As usual, that was to her advantage. "Mmmm," she moaned erotically, brushing the leaves down the slope of her cleavage, showing her breasts almost to her moss-green nipples. "The sun feels so nice in here. Tell me, Brucie, do you tan?"
"Not as much as I should," Bruce confessed with a chuckle. "But please, we can sun ourselves later. I really have to show you this."
"Mmmmm," Ivy repeated herself, withdrawing some foliage from the back of her costume until she was practically wearing a thong. "I'd love to see anything you have to show me."
There was another reason she wasn't wrenching a knife out of Bruce's body at the moment, aside from the difficulties that that would give even the most pheromone-happy inheritance judge. Bruce cut a sweet figure in that cerise-colored polo shirt and white slacks. She would enjoy using him up, having the sum total of his life and death inside her. There was a beautiful naturalism to the thought. She'd reclaim his cruelty and arrogance as waste water was reclaimed from the soil.
Bruce played at obliviousness, walking her toward one of the many attractions in the miniature forest of the greenhouse. This one looked like a rubber tree, but it didn't feel the same to Ivy through the Green. It was oily somehow. Malnourished.
She resisted the urge to start fixing it. Later. When Wayne was dead, she'd turn his entire mansion into a jungle. A proper garden.