"Judy? Sandy? Is that you?" Jean had not expected to have either her daughter or her employee arrive home that evening, especially so early. It was not even 9:00!
"It's me, boss." Sandy said dejectedly as she entered the living room.
Lionel, seated in his leather wing chair, looked askance at Sandy, then at Jean. Sandy's love life was none of his business. He also believed it to be none of Jean's business either. Sandy was wearing a sleeveless chemise whose hem barely cleared her ass, revealing the long, shapely legs that made her the wet dream of Lionel, Alistair, her boyfriend Harry, Lyle and his seven brothers at the Hardcastle estate. She plopped into the upholstered wing chair, crossing those legs and looking at the couple she now regarded as foster parents. Lionel was hiding behind his newspaper while Jean was looking at her expectantly.
"It's the same thing all over again, boss! Harry and I go out for the evening, which means going to a pub where he and his football mates drink beer, sing naughty songs, and talk football all night. And tonight Harry got so drunk he passed out!" Sandy was very, very angry.
"Poor Sandy!" Jean intoned. Before she could say anything else, the front door slammed again. "Judy, is that you?"
"Yeah, Mum," her daughter said as she entered the living room. Surprise registered on her face as she saw Sandy, then the two shared knowing looks.
"You too?" Sandy asked.
Judy sat on the couch next to her mother. "Yeah. Same thing. We go out to dinner and Alistair spent more time talking into his mobile phone than he did to me! Why? He doesn't have to impress me anymore! I'm his for the asking!" The silence was palpable as Judy fumed. She looked at Sandy. "What's up with Harry?"
Sandy sighed. "Nothing. Beer, football, mates. He got so drunk he couldn't even fuck me. And I really need to be fucked!"
"Sandy!" Jean chastised, tilting her head toward Lionel, who now held the newspaper up as a shield.
Sandy looked toward Lionel. "Aww, poor Lionel. I believe he doesn't hear such language from men." She then looked at Jean. "But boss, I really meant it. You've got Lionel. Judy and I've got boyfriends more interested in themselves or their buddies than in us. I haven't had a hard dick in my pussy for three weeks! I've even been thinking about how to take on Lyle and his brothers! If it wasn't for Judy, I'd be a basket case by now!"
Jean's eyes widened and her brows arched. Lionel dropped his paper, matched by his dropped jaw. For the first time in over a decade, Judy and Sandy both blushed, realizing they had let the first of many cats out of the bag. "Judy. ... You. ..." Jean said, looking from one to the other.
Judy spoke. "Look, Mum. We're all adults here. You have two young, sexually active women sharing the same bedroom and neither of us getting enough from our boyfriends. This is an old house with paper-thin walls. How do you think we feel hearing you and Lionel rutting next door when neither of us have had it in nearly a month?'
"Your mother and I make love," Lionel defended himself and his wife. "We do not rut."
"Yes," Jean added indignantly. "We may get ... enthusiastic. But rutting?"
Judy got up and sat on the arm of Lionel's chair, leaning over to kiss his forehead. "Sorry, Lionel." She turned to face her mother. "But you two don't leave much to the imagination."
Jean looked at her, her imagination now much engaged. "Er ... uh ... Exactly what do ... who does ... Oh my, I'm beginning to sound like your Aunt Penny!"
"Well boss," Sandy joined in, "sometimes Judy is Lionel and sometimes I am."
Lionel looked at Sandy, his jaw, only recently closed, dropping again. Jean looked at the younger women with a mixture of shock and pique. "Is Lionel?"
"Yeah, mum," Judy continues. "We got this big strap-on. Whoever wears it we pretend is Lionel jolly rogering the other one of us." Lionel's jaw dropped ever further, if possible. Jean's shock subsided to her pique.
Sandy looked at Judy, sitting on the arm of Lionel's chair, her arm around the top of the chair. "You know, Judy, now that Lionel and Jean knows about us, why can't we use the real thing?"
Judy looked at Sandy, then Lionel, then back at Sandy, Cheshire cat smiles spreading across both faces. Lionel's visage reflected his usual incomprehension of women's talk, especially young women. But Jean realized what they were suggesting--and she was not pleased!
"Judy, Lionel is your stepfather. Sandy, Lionel is your boss's--your boss's--husband. Thou shall not fuck thy stepfather nor thy boss's husband. In this house, that's the gospel!"
"Aww, boss," Sandy moaned in false despair.
"Aww, mum," Judy mimicked.
"Besides," Jean continued, "Lionel's over 60."