Author's Note:
This is a standalone story about a celebrity that wants a baby, but not necessarily a relationship. It's a dual purpose request - both for the sake of her ticking biological clock, but also as a bit of a career move.
Prologue
Jack Benson is your average, 30 year old single man. Six feet tall, 200 pounds. Although overdue for a cut and shave, he keeps his dark brown hair short and his beard trimmed. He dabbled in casual sports back in high school - JV golf and varsity bowling.
These days, Jack spends his nights in front of his computer. He can usually be found either gaming, or browsing the internet - often spiraling down that dark rabbit hole that begins on Reddit and ends in an incognito browser and a pile of sticky tissues.
On this particular night, he already has his shorts around his ankles, one hand on his mouse and the other on his cock as he scrolls through his
'After Dark'
feed. As he scrolls through various naughty posts, he sees one that's catches his eye. It's an posted in a 'personals' type of sub, the likes of which he has never seen before. It also has 10,000 likes and 3,000 comments.
Personals
posted by
u/[FakeUsername]
34 [F4M] L.A. - Actress Seeking Sperm Donor
Hello, Dirty Friends!
It feels strange to even be writing this, but I assure you I am not making this post with haste. This has been long contemplated and well thought out and it is 100% a legitimate request. Although I plan to remain anonymous for this post, I will verify my identity in PMs.
I am an actress currently living in L.A. As I'm sure you can guess, dating in Hollywood can be difficult and although I would like to settle down at some point, that just hasn't been in the cards for me thus far.
What I do know is this:
I want to be a mother.
I have weighed my options and given it careful consideration, and I have come to the decision that a sperm donor is the route for me.
But why am I posting about it here? That is valid question, and here is my answer:
Throughout my research, I have found way too many instances of corruption and deception in donor clinics and, frankly, they terrify me.
So here I am, taking matters into my own hands.
After our initial communications, verifying identities, and getting comfortable with one another, we will meet in a hotel of my choosing during the peak of my ovulation cycle. The act itself will be rather formal. No kissing, no cuddling, and foreplay will be restricted to that of necessity - to get us both 'up to the task.'
It is also of the upmost important for me to note that despite the unconventional format of this impregnation, it is still
very much so
a sperm donation. The prospect of sleeping with and impregnating a celebrity may be intriguing on the surface, but please don't be hasty to respond without careful consideration. There will be no visitation, no relationship between you and I, nor you and the child. The father will remain anonymous in the eyes of the public.
If you have read this far and still feel inclined to pursue this opportunity, please email the attached application to
[Email]
. In addition to the application, your email must include the following attachments: A current photo, a copy of your drivers license, medical records, and an STD test dated within the past three months.
Thank you for taking the time to read my post, and I look forward to connecting soon.
XO
Application
Verification Photo
Jack's jaw is practically on the floor. There is no way. Absolutely
no way
that this is a real celebrity and a real offer. But of course, his curiosity gets the best of him, and he clicks on the attached photo.
The photo is very clearly that of a woman. It's cropped below the neck and above the waist - all that is visible is this woman's midsection. She's wearing a white seamless ribbed knit tank top and she's very visibly not wearing a bra. Her left breast sits plumply in view, her nipple poking through the fabric of her top. Her right breast is covered by a piece of paper with her Reddit username scrawled across it in purple ink.
You can't see any more than her wrist and thumb, but she has dainty hands with the short, stunted thumb that you seems to be quite standard on women not much taller than 5 foot.
Aside from the faint shadow of her areola darkening her white tank, Jack fixates on the simple gold ring wrapped around her thumb. He is almost certain he has seen that thumb ring before, meaning that whomever she is, he must follow her on instagram.
He sits up a little taller in his chair, his hard cock throbbing against the faux leather seat beneath him as his sweaty ass cheeks stick to the chair. He opens up the application as his heart races in his chest.
Who the fuck is it? It's on the tip of my God damned tongue.
Name:
Jack Benson
Age:
30
Occupation:
WFH IT Consultant
Education:
Bachelor's Degree and various Certs
Height:
6'0"
Weight:
203
Hair Color:
Dark Brown
Eye Color:
Greenish
Ethnicity:
Italian/German
Smoke? Y/
N
Drinking Habits:
A few beers once or twice a week
Medical History of Note:
Grandpa on my dad's side died of a heart attack and an uncle on my mom's side has high blood pressure. Generally, we're a healthy family.
He's a bit hesitant to provide this person with enough information to steal his identity, but the blood has long since left his brain and set up residence in his erect cock and men do stupid things and take stupid chances when they're horny. He gathers up all of the relevant info along with a promise to get an STD test as quickly as possible, and sends off the email.
It's 1AM in Colorado and just after Midnight in L.A. so he doesn't think much of it as he swaps from Reddit to Pornhub to conduct some routine pipe cleaning. Besides, it's not like he
actually
expects a response. He wouldn't necessarily consider himself an unattractive man, but he's not the type of guy to draw attention out in public. If this really is a celebrity, she will definitely have better options at her disposal than