England. Ah, that rainy little island across the Atlantic. Land of tea, pubs and soccer (sorry...'football'). Home of King Charles, Helen Mirren and David Attenborough. And, more importantly, Hayley Atwell, Lily James and Gemma Arterton. Fuck, how do so many beautiful women fit in such a tiny place? It had only been a year since my previous trip and already I was starting to miss it.
So I guess that things couldn't have been more fortuitous when Ana de Armas called me up one afternoon, telling me she has business in Europe and asking me if I wanted to join her.
"Where in Europe?" I asked her, keeping my fingers crossed.
"England and France," Ana replied, to which I gave a silent fist pump. I'd go pretty much anywhere with Ana de Armas, but if it was somewhere I knew was chock full of babes then that could only make it better, right? "And I'll probably head over to Spain as well. Little trip down memory lane."
But of course. Despite being born in Cuba, Ana had moved to Madrid in her early teens to pursue an acting career. The rest, as they say, is history.
"So," Ana concluded, "you in?"
"Oh, I'm all the way in," was how I replied, making Ana giggle.
"I'm going in a couple of weeks. You're going to be free, right?"
"Oh, I'll be free. One way or another, I'll be free."
Ana laughed again. "Good," she said, talking in that sexy accent as she gave me the finer details. Just hearing that voice was getting me excited.
"Sounds good," I said once she'd wrapped things up. "I know somewhere we can stay if you'd like."
"That's OK. We'll be staying with a friend."
"I see. A girl?"
"Of course," said Ana, laughing. "I don't think that a guy would like it if I turned up with you on my arm."
I chuckled back. "Yeah, you're probably right there. So, this friend of yours...anyone I'd know?"
"Possibly," said Ana, playing coy. That's OK, I like surprises. Which is just as well 'cause I was gonna get plenty of them in a couple weeks time.
We discussed the logistics of how and where we were gonna meet up, ultimately deciding that, with Ana being on the East Coast and me on the West, it would be easier for us to meet in London. It would mean doing that ultra-long flight all by myself, but fuck it; it was
definitely
gonna be worth it.
As soon as we hung up, I shifted some things in my diary to free up the time I needed and went online to book my ticket. The next couple of weeks dragged like hell. I had my usual array of guests to help me pass the time, but I was itching to get on that plane. Finally, the day arrived and I packed up my things into a suitcase and took an Uber to LAX. I did the usual airport stuff and made it onto the plane, settling in for the lengthy flight.
I slept a little on the plane and watched a few movies to pass the time. The plane touched down In London in the early afternoon on Saturday, July 27. I made it through security then texted Ana to find out where she wanted me to go. Ana replied a few minutes later. She was already at her friend's place and told me I should go straight there. She sent me the address and I promptly set off in search of transport.
I hired a car from a booth at the airport and punched the ZIP code (postcode, whatever the fuck they call it here) into my GPS. Ana's friend lived to the west of London, in a place called Oxfordshire, which I'm guessing is where that college is. It didn't take long to get there, and within an hour and a half I found myself crawling down on a narrow country road, seemingly in the middle of nowhere.
I pulled into the two-car driveway and left my rental beside a black BMW. I climbed out of the car and fetched my suitcase, wheeling it towards the front door. The house reminded me a lot of Sienna Miller's place that I'd visited the last time I was here. It was slightly smaller, but had a similar rustic aesthetic and similar lack of neighbours. Looking around, I couldn't see a building in any direction.
I knocked on the door, and any regret I might have felt after half a day's worth of travel quickly melted away when I was greeted by the smiling face of Ana de Armas. Honestly, that smile could greet me at the gates of Hell and I'd probably be happy to be there. She was dressed simply, in a plain white t-shirt tucked into a pair of beige pants, but of course she looked incredible. When doesn't she, really?
"Ola," said Ana as she stood in the doorway, drawing me in with those magnetic brown eyes.
Hey," I said back, feeling her arms wrap around my neck as she pulled me in for a very warm kiss. "Been here long?"
"Got here last night," Ana replied as she slid her hands back down my chest, clasping one of mine as she pulled me inside. "Come, there's someone I want you to meet."
Ana closed the door behind me and I wheeled my suitcase through the narrow hallway as Ana dragged me straight through to the lounge. My jaw almost hit the floor when I entered the room, finding myself staring at the familiar face of a certain Miss Rosamund Pike. Wearing a frilly black dress and matching blazer, she looked her usual amorous self as she sat in a leather armchair, sipping from a cup of tea.
"Well, well," she said with a grin, "isn't this a turn up for the books?"
Ana looked at Rosamund and then back at me.
"Oh, I'm sorry, do you two know each other?" she asked us, looking mildly confused.
"Oh, we go way back," Rosamund said. "Don't we, Tyler?"
"Erm...yeah, you could say that."
A million thoughts were going through my mind. Rosamund, of course, has a penchant for femdon, but where does Ana fit into that scenario? Were we both gonna dominate her? Were they both gonna dominate me? Or was Rosamund gonna dominate the pair of us? Also, Rosamund liked to 'switch' during sex, so how was Ana's presence going to affect that? I had a ton of questions, as I'm sure you can imagine, but I think my most pressing concern was the rotatable sex swing that was hanging from the ceiling. I was so stunned after seeing Rosamund that I hadn't even noticed it at first, but now that I had, there was an elephant in the room that needed addressing.
"What's with...?" I said, pointing at the swing like I didn't know what it was. I obviously