"Can you tell me that again, but in detail and in a way that makes sense?" Zatanna said blankly after sitting down through Kory's declaration of her newest relationship problem she was having with her boyfriend.
Kory blinked and took a deep breath. "Well, the problem is that today's the last day for me to do something for Dick in celebration of Cogdida, and I am really unsure about my idea for a gift--"
"Slow down!" Zatanna interrupted impatiently. "I don't want to sound rude, but you need to remember that I don't automatically know everything you know, like what 'Cogdida' means."
"Sorry." Kory said quickly with a nod. "Cogdida is a holiday on Tamaran, one not often celebrated like Blorthhog or Kergoff. It's a celebration of lovers...but also a 'testing' of their relationship. The test is that each lover must set up an activity or gift of some kind that they don't like, but their significant other does."
Zatanna raised an eyebrow. "So like Valentine's Day, I guess."
"Yes, but on Tamaran the willingness to sacrifice for your true love means a lot more." Kory explained. "It's only meant for serious relationships, so this is the first time I've ever celebrated it."
"Okay, so what's the issue then?" Zatanna rested her head on her hand, dipping her finger in her morning coffee in disinterest. It was really early in the morning when Kory had knocked on her door and practically begged for her advice. "What did he 'sacrifice' for you?"
"Well, Dick made my favorite dish, Stewed Grunthmek for me two days ago." Kory continued, crossing her arms under her ample chest, which protruded outwardly thanks to the boob window on her outfit. "He made it all by himself, and even ate some of it with me, even though he always said he did not like its taste."
"What's so bad about that?"
"Grunthmek is a slimy creature that's extremely rare and hard to find, only native to places like Tamaran, and according to Dick, it tastes like a 'wet rat that's been soaked in a swamp for a week, stewed or not.'"
"Oh." Zatanna grimaced slightly, resisting the urge to gag just imagining it. "Poor Dick. But what's the problem on your end, then? If I know you, your gift is probably something sexual--"
"It is!"
"See, that's what I mean! Just set up Dick for a quickie with another woman like usual, I really don't see the problem here."
"But the gift needs to be something I won't like!" Kory exclaimed loudly, her chest rising and falling dramatically. "Because then it is not a sacrifice on my part!"
"Ohhh...now I get it." Zatanna replied slowly. "You've seemed pretty okay--no, enthusiastic with basically pimping your boyfriend out to all our fellow superheroines, so for you getting Dick with another woman wouldn't make you insecure in the least..."
"There is one woman I have in mind." Kory said slowly.
"Really? Who?!?" Zatanna responded quickly. There weren't a lot of women she could think of that could compete with Kory's flirtatious nature, let alone her sexy figure that looked good in anything she wore. "Wonder Woman? Your sister? I know you don't like--"
"Not her!" Kory said exasperatedly, "Though Dick having sex with my sister would definitely make me 'insecure'."
"Then who?!?"
"Power Girl!" Kory cried out in indignation. "She's the one that would work the best, the one I'm worried about."
Zatanna became quiet again, taking in Kory's answer for a minute before finally speaking. "Power Girl? Why her? I don't even think Karen's even met Dick before, why would-" Then she thought about it. "Oh my god, Kory! Dick's not going to leave you for Power Girl just because she has bigger boobs than you!" Zatanna noticed Kory's eyes briefly flickering downwards at her chest as she said this. "And no, the fact that I'm Dick's ex-girlfriend and happen to have a smaller bust than you doesn't mean you're right!"
"It's not just because of Power Girl's bigger boobs." Kory protested glumly, though she still looked down at her F-cup sized chest like it disappointed her or something. "I worry that because Dick and I's passion for each other stems from how sexual our relationship has become, that he would leave me for a woman that can pleasure him more than I can, like she can. I even asked M'gann to read Dick's mind about his deepest desires, and she said that Power Girl's always been his greatest fantasy! I even copied her boob window when I redesigned my costume! She's that influential!"
Sitting up straight and resisting the urge not to giggle at how ridiculous the whole situation was, Zatanna replied slowly, "I totally understand how you feel, Kory. But you've been dating Dick for over six years, and we both know Dick, he's not the type of guy who would ditch you for another woman, even if she just-so-happens to have a bigger chest than you. And speaking of that, yes, we all know Dick has a thing for bigger boobs, but he loves you, not Karen. And Karen's the opposite of you, you're so lovable and sweet-"
"Really?" Kory piped up slowly, a small bit of hope visible in her bright green eyes.
"Have you actually met Karen?" Zatanna snorted.
"Only a few times. But she always seemed so strong and confident..."
"Yeah, well, do you know what she also is?" Zatanna cut in sternly. "She's rough, no-nonsense, has a bit of a temper, and her inability to work well with others makes her a bit of a loner, though I can't blame Karen on that last one, with her being stranded from her original Earth and all that. The point is, I doubt Dick would like her more than you."
"Hmph." Kory looked down at her own cup of coffee she had hardly touched. "You say that Karen would be incompatible with my Dick, but I just have this feeling-"
"OR--even better--you just don't have Power Girl in your little Cogdida tradition in the first place! Just do some other kind of sacrifice if you're that worried about it!" Zatanna proposed loudly.
"No, I need to do this. This was always going to happen, and the whole purpose of Cogdida is to test the love Dick and I have." Kory stated firmly. "I'll just set up Dick to have a date with Karen...and I'll tell him not to have sex with her."
"Okay, now that's cruel." Zatanna remarked before she could stop herself. "Oh, come on, you know how much of a horndog Dick is! You think he won't try anything regardless?!? Especially with you being okay with all the times he's been with other women? I still can't believe Power Girl's the straw that broke the camel's back, Raven and I literally had a threesome with your boyfriend last weekend!"
Kory stood up from her chair in annoyance. "Dick recorded that for me! What I'm doing is testing his loyalty to me!"
Zatanna shrugged. "Whatever. Honestly, Kory, you really shouldn't worry so much about Karen. From what I know about her, she's scared off all her previous boyfriends, so I wouldn't be surprised if getting to know the real her would get Dick to get over his crush on her, regardless of the fact that she's got the biggest (natural) tits on the planet. Hell, Karen probably doesn't even like Dick!"
***
"Oh fuck!" Karen moaned loudly, one hand on her exposed breast, the other buried between her legs, fingering herself desperately to the image of Dick Grayson in nothing but a speedo. She had three fingers in her cunt now, yet it felt like there was nothing in there at all. It had been so long since Karen had got any...
"Mmmn...yeah, yeah, ah, FUCK ME, Nightwing!" Karen hissed to herself, now digging all five of her digits into her sticky snatch.
The Epiphany magazine that contained the pictures of the scantily-clad vigilante didn't actually say that Dick was Nightwing, but to be fair, his domino mask was already doing a poor job at hiding the former Robin's identity. All Karen cared about was that she finally had the image of a mostly naked Nightwing all for herself. (She'd already seen Dick naked before, thanks to her X-Ray vision on the few times they'd met...the sight of his perfect body uncovered from that skin-tight suit that barely left anything to the imagination was GREAT...but owning a magazine that had him was even better.)
Karen leaned back on her bed and happily imagined it, the handsome and muscled man on top of her, just as naked as she was now, feeling her up and using his skilled hands to get her off. Everytime she squeezed her oversized tit, she imagined it was his hand. And when she finally brought herself to orgasm, she imagined that it was his caresses, his fingers in her pussy. Karen wanted more, she wanted to feel him suckle on her neck, his tongue intermingling with hers, his cock inside of her-
"FUCK YES!" Karen cried out in stifled ecstasy, her pussy juices spurting out around her hand as her climax swiftly overcame her. Slowly Karen opened her eyes, aware of how slutty she looked at the moment. Buck naked, covered in sweat, with her hand stuffed in her vagina after a hardcore masturbating session. Her critics and "fans" would be thrilled.
Karen considered herself to be a classier kind of girl--so not the type to be unable to stop herself from shamelessly getting herself off to her beefy man-crush--but it had been a while. Too long. In fact, the busty blonde had been so pent up that she'd started taking her anger out on the supervillains she fought, and the other heroes were starting to notice.