I was so excited to finally meet the one and only Stone Cold Steve Austin! After watching him defeat R.V.D for the heavyweight title, I eagerly waited in the locker room area to see him. I almost jumped out of my skin when he walked in! He was absolutely goregous! He had the belt around his waist and he reeked of musky sweat. I felt a tingle go through my body as he walked up to me.
"It's an honor to meet you," I said nervously.
He took my hand, kissed it and said, "thank you".
He offered me a seat on the couch and handed me a beer.
"Aren't you having any?"
He shook his head and said, "I can't. Court order, you know."
I remembered that right away and felt embarrassed. "Don't feel that way," he said, "I don't mind."
After some small talk, he offered to give me a ride to my hotel. I, of course, said yes. We jumped in his pickup truck and left the arena. As we were driving, I noticed his wedding ring was missing. I asked him about it, and he told me that it's hard to go on with his life if he keeps it on.
"I'd never be able to get another girl if I kept it on," he said.
That statement gave me the opportunity to make my move into his life and hopefully become wife #4. We got to my hotel and I asked him if he'd like to come in for some supper. Amazingly he agreed, so he parked his truck and went to my hotel room. I told him to make himself at home and went into the kitchen to make him some fried chicken. As I was getting the ingredients, he walked into the kitchen and saw me bent over looking for a pot.
"Need any help?"
Without looking I said, "No, I'll be done in a minute. I hope you like chicken, Mr. Austin."
I soon felt a hard slap on my ass and he said, "I can wait.....And please, call me Steve."
I knew then that I had to have him. I decided to suprise him and serve him dinner naked. I stripped down to my smile and walked into the dining room. His jaw dropped! I thought I offended him so I put the food on the table and started to slink away from the embarrassing moment. That was when he stood up, grabbed me, and kissed me. Still holding me, he looked deep into my eyes and said, "fuck dinner, I want DESSERT!"