Dick didn't know how long he slept when he felt the familiar sensation of a warm and wet mouth engulfing his member rouse him from his much-needed rest. He could tell that the person was a woman as he felt soft breasts brush against his scrotum. And she was a very enthusiastic woman at that.
"Gaghk! Engaghk!! Gurrghhkk!"
As he opened his eyes, blinking tiredly at the darkened ceiling above him, Dick was greeted to the sputtering and choking sounds of the woman sucking his cock, and her quivering mass rapidly rising and falling from under the blanket.
The former Robin let out a grunt as he hardened inside of the mystery woman's mouth, his cockhead burying deep into her maw, poking the back of her throat. This only seemed to encourage the woman, who sped up her efforts, trapping her pillowy lips around Dick's length as he moved slightly on the bed to turn on the LED light switch that was next to the nightstand, illuminating the room in a hazy crimson light.
The woman didn't stop fellating on his manhood when he did this however; and when Dick heard her gurgling laugh, he instantly knew who it was, and threw the blankets off himself and her with an exasperated sigh.
"Harley." Dick said stiffly.
"Mmm! Hmn-mm-Bmmm-BM!" Harley answered with incomprehensible gagging, her eyes wide and wicked as they stared widely up at him.
"I can't understand what you're--ARGHH!!" Dick threw his head back and groaned in aching pleasure as Harley took the rest of his prick into her mouth, gleefully deepthroating him and practically slamming her face against his pelvis.
"ERMMGAGHKK!!! GULGKK!!! URGHKK!"
Grabbing hold of Harley's twin ponytails, bright blonde with streaks of red and blue on either side, Dick began to thrust forward into the clown girl's slobbering lips, her neck bulging obscenely and chin bopping against his ballsack.
The insatiable villainess also placed her hands on him--notably on his gyrating hips, her fingers massaging his thighs suggestively as she eyed with a naughty glint in her eyes...
Dick hitched his breathe as Harley's tongue lathered and lapped at his girth, coating his shaft completely in her saliva...and once he got the chance to glimpse her pale, naked body--mainly Harley's round, apple-shaped booty wiggling back in forth in excitement--he knew he couldn't hold himself back from his imminent orgasm.
"God! Fuck! Harley!" Dick cried desperately, shoving the deranged blonde between her legs, forcefully holding her head to his crotch as he shot his load down her throat. "Suck it! Suck it all down!"
"Mm! MM! MMM!" Harley moaned with a choked gasp, her eyes rolling as she swallowed his seed, one of her hands furiously fingering her cunt to join him in a mutual climax.
Pulling back, Dick continued to empty his balls into her maw, causing her cheeks to swell full from his excess jism, his cockhead spurting one last rope of cum onto Harley's puffy lips when his prick limply slipped out of the clown girl's grasp.
"Aaahmmm! Mm-mm, that was some good man-milk!" Harley declared after gulping down his semen, her shrill voice slightly raspy from how intensely she had forced his length into her throat. "I gotta change my rating, it tastes even better straight from the tap!" With that, Harley stuck out her tongue and began to aggressively stroke Dick's diminished member, pointing his throbbing tip into her open mouth. "Aaah..."
"Aaugh!" Dick yelped in surprise as one last splotch of seed escaped his pulsing manhood, splashing directly onto the blonde's waiting tongue. "Ah...okay...that's all I have left..."
Ignoring his fatigued comment, Harley smacked her lips as she savored his taste and made an "okay" gesture with her hand. "Mmmn-yeah, make that 7/10..."
Dragging himself back and collecting himself from the fact that he had just gotten a blowjob from Harley Quinn, Dick turned and saw the night sky through the semi-closed curtain. "Urgh...how long was I asleep before you woke me up, Harley?"
The occasional girlfriend of Ivy cackled in response, folding her legs under her thick thighs up and resting her shapely behind on her heels to face Dick as she said, "About ten minutes. I was hidin' in your closet, waiting for you to notice the present me and Red left behind--but ya never did!"
"Present? What are talking abou-" Then, rubbing his eyes, Dick distinctly became aware of the flowery scent of sex that was in the room. And the various, slightly dried stains on the sheets...including on his pillow.
"Y-You...did you--?" Dick said slowly, running his hand through his hair and feeling the damp juices that were now saturated into his dark locks. Then he started yelling. "DID YOU AND IVY HAVE SEX ON MY BED?!?"
To his dismay, Harley doubled over in laughter at this, her nude body writhing distractingly on the bed.
"This isn't funny!" Dick growled, which only seemed to make the blonde giggle even louder than before. "It's one thing for Ivy to bring you and Selina here without telling me first--if that's even the truth, who else is here? Killer Frost? Livewire?"
"Pfft, I wish." Harley said, wiping her face clean of the tear tracks from her brief bout of uncontrollable laughter. "Red barely lets us bring other girls over, she always says that she prefers to hang out with her 'plant babies'...though we both know that's bullshit, ay, Boy Wonda'?"
Dick sighed. Was there any supervillain from Gotham that didn't immediately figure out that he was the first Robin?
"Well, like I was saying before, it's one thing to be here...but did you really have to reconnect sexually on MY bed?"
"Oh, don't be such a big baby about it, I bet you and your girlfriend make bigger messes here every night!" Harley retorted with a childish pout. "And a whole list of other gals, if what Ivy says about you is true..."
"Where is she?" Dick interrupted, "I think I need to discuss boundaries...and a new policy on houseguests..."
"Hey, who made you the boss of Red?!?" Harley suddenly snarled, pouncing Dick, a new incensed look in her eyes. "Ya know, before tonight, Ivy's been avoidin' me and Seliners for months--and it's causa' YOU put some spell on her, made her boy-toy-crazy..."
The clown girl trailed off as she felt his rehardened erection poke insistently against her pillow-soft thigh. She gawked at the sheer mass between their bodies, a bit of drool espading her lips as she spoke. "Holy shit...I never got a good look at it before, you know, 'cause I was in the dark...your schlong is so-"
Slowly pulling away from her aggressive embrace, Harley's shocked expression grew as she observed Dick's girth in its entirety...and quickly shifted said expression when she noticed the smug look on his face. "-So overrated! I can't believe this is the pecker that she never shuts up about! Like, what is that, only nine inches? I've got plastic pricks that are waaay bigger than this thang!"
"I'm so unlucky." Dick grumbled sarcastically.
